sean

What is the appropriate response to discovering the entire world is a conspiracy against you, engineered by your own DNA?

I just want to be content but biology is working against me.

Yesterday in the frozen food aisle of the market a ten year old girl told me the secret of life and death. She said, time, like space, is relative.

She looked up at me with those crystal clear blue eyes, and said, Don't be afraid of death Mister, your life is infinite. The millisecond before you die, you'll understand how time really works, how you're...
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I'm on the rebound. My friend Steve, who plays a lot of poker, would say I'm on tilt. It's a term he uses about himself when he's losing and he starts to do irrational things. When things aren't going your way, he says, you start to make rash decisions and that makes things worse. On the rebound, logic and sanity are the first casualties.

I...
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Google mail is the best thing that has happened to my life since the introduction of spectator naked yoga.

What exactly is supposed to be so easy about sunday mornings?

Sometimes I yell at my television set. Mostly while playing Ninja Gaiden. Then girls point and laugh at me.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?

If that's the case, I definitely overpaid for my new dishwasher.

I was once one of those people who did nothing at all but found fault with anything anyone else did. I was once one of those people who thought wanting something meant you deserved it.

God I was an asshole, I think I understand what he meant when he said, I wouldn't be 15 again for anything.

Youth, you know, it's wasted on the...
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Death is like sex in high school. If you knew how many time you missed having it, you'd be paralyzed.

There are three sides to every story: Your side, my side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each differently. -Bob Evans