I don't watch sports. I have never watched an entire sporting event all the way through.
I really don't care about beer at all. Imported, domestic, blah blah.
I have no love for fart jokes, howard stern or Maxim magazine.
But I really get the guy car thing, so I guess I'm a guy after all, because I'm in love with the 1959 BMW 507...
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I really don't care about beer at all. Imported, domestic, blah blah.
I have no love for fart jokes, howard stern or Maxim magazine.
But I really get the guy car thing, so I guess I'm a guy after all, because I'm in love with the 1959 BMW 507...
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tex:
there were so many mini coopers on the 101 today.
thirtyseven:
omg. your tagline. 
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brinny:
she is super pretty, and so are your damn photography skills.
sky:
awwww cherry ♥
My pal reagan is on tour and i wont see her until nov 15. As much as she drives me nuts sometimes whenever I don't see her for a couple weeks I get sad from missing her too much.
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reagan:
im going to 'mysteriously' disappear one day and a month later they'll find pieces of my decaying body buried around your house.
Then they'll come by your door and question you.
"Sean Seanson, you're a suspect in the death of Chloe Saint Reagan."
and YOU'LL say "how could that be?! i LOVED my pal Reagan and would NEVER do anything to harm her. did you not see my last journal entry?!?!"
Then they'll come by your door and question you.
"Sean Seanson, you're a suspect in the death of Chloe Saint Reagan."
and YOU'LL say "how could that be?! i LOVED my pal Reagan and would NEVER do anything to harm her. did you not see my last journal entry?!?!"
acet:
She has a point.
I am so old that what's retro cool I liked in high school.
ALSO: Steve
ALSO: Steve
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bean:
No problem. 
piracy:
you're a lucky bastard.
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akemi:
14 year old sean has the best dreams!
rxdxt:
great set - how's life btw?
Great excuse to never wear a bike helmet.
Not that I've ever worn one before. 61 stitches, 4 fractured ribs, two broken bones, a permanent metal plate and rod in my wrist, sure, but i'm helmet and head injury free. well serious head injury free.
Not that I've ever worn one before. 61 stitches, 4 fractured ribs, two broken bones, a permanent metal plate and rod in my wrist, sure, but i'm helmet and head injury free. well serious head injury free.
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mistersatan:
I wear a bike helmet, but don't own a bike. I'm so confused! 
ginary:
hello! 
Everything you need to learn about life, you can gleam from reruns of the twilight zone. For example: Don't tell your neighbors you have a bomb shelter.
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scarydoll:
To Serve Man is a cookbook. 
tex:
it was good to see you yesterday! take care
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jersey:
When will they be available? I now know what to get everyone on my list for x-mas.
dallas:
gah. fuck yeah.
i think i love you
i think i love you
I had to fly today. I always hate flying but today really sucked. Is checking every single carry-on bag for toothpaste and contact lens solution really the best idea anyone has?
They made the seven year old girl in front of me throw out her pack of trident splash gum because the gum has a delicious strawberry gel filling.
Really? Thats the plan?
They made the seven year old girl in front of me throw out her pack of trident splash gum because the gum has a delicious strawberry gel filling.
Really? Thats the plan?
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gogo:
(that was the spelling for the word )
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aiden:
yes i know this is probably a little late, but OMG that fucking video is hilarious. so true sean, so true.
i miss you jerkface!
i miss you jerkface!
My favorite thing on suicidegirls is the newswire articles that fearthereaper writes for the politics section. He says something stupid and inflammatory that he doesn't really believe and then you get to read five pages of irate retarded people screaming about how he's evil and should be fired and how they're canceling their memberships. It's like the blog version of the phil hendrie show.
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wendy:
it's funny to me because all of the "OMG SEAN I LUV U U R SO RIIIIGHT" is just as retarded. and just as hilarious.
although, i still think that putting a story in the news section about how israel is deliberately allowing its citizens to be killed for PR purposes is taking it a bit far, no?
although, i still think that putting a story in the news section about how israel is deliberately allowing its citizens to be killed for PR purposes is taking it a bit far, no?
plannumberone:
Well...
Satire requires a certain finesse that FTR unfortunately doesnt have. Hes more on the level of trolling.
Crap! I just turned into a messageboard moron! Shitshitshitshitshit!
Satire requires a certain finesse that FTR unfortunately doesnt have. Hes more on the level of trolling.
Crap! I just turned into a messageboard moron! Shitshitshitshitshit!
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vodka:
love theese pics...above all the 1st!
payton:
I want to get the SG logo. just dont know where to place it... mmm
Fractured ribs hurt. But you don't have to wear a cast around your torso thats a plus. Also: I am for the third time in my life reminded in a graphic way why people wear bike helmets. People smarter then me, unfortunately.
I'm not touching the viccodin, because if I can't learn anything from my own repeated mutilations at the hands of my cannondale, I...
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morgan:
They do indeed hurt like a bitch!
Oh! And hi!
Oh! And hi!
nya:
thank you, I really enjoy seeing a cupcake in my friend list
hope that the rib is fully healed by now.
hope that the rib is fully healed by now.