sean

I am going to be in Columbus, OH from MArch 16 - 18 to look for girls to put in the next SG movie we are filming this summer. If you are in the area and would be interested in being in an SG movie let me know so I can meet you in person.

Don Giovanni slept with thousands of women because he was afraid he wouldn't be loved by one.

2011 you were incredible! Let's make 2012 half as good and I'll be thrilled.

Clock's ticking.
Light's fading.
Birds won't stop their relentless chirping outside my window.
I miss your quiet salad days smile.

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
~ Friedrich Nietzsche

I went to hell city tattoo festival in Phoenix. I met a lot of new girls and saw some old friends. I think I shot some good sets while I was there. It was crazy hot.

It feels good to be home, finally free of all the luxury hotels, movie stars, fancy meals and gorgeous naked women in London.

Stressing out in London. Cherry is the master sg photographer of all time, I am trying to rip her off but shes so much better at it then me. Still, I'm shooting some super hot girls. Shooting without Cherry around is so much harder then when she's doing the heavy lifting and making my photos look good.

This is an internet meme song being performed by New Zealanders. I'm posting this video because the blonde girl is in love with the guitar player. They slept together once when they first met and he was a bit drunk and even though she laughs it off and pretends they're just friends, she still loves him inside. Sometimes I think the guitarist knows she's in...
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Stolen from the internet:


How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement:
Whereas the party of the first part, also known as Lawyer, and the party of the second part, also known as Light Bulb, do hereby and...
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