the local squirrels smell winter approaching
they begin to increase nut hiding chores
their frantic pace leads them to forget about safety
i see grey road kill on the residential streets
is it worth it?
the never find 90% of what they hide
even as they come to pay their respects to the fallen
they end up dying the same fate
clusterd groups of dead...
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they begin to increase nut hiding chores
their frantic pace leads them to forget about safety
i see grey road kill on the residential streets
is it worth it?
the never find 90% of what they hide
even as they come to pay their respects to the fallen
they end up dying the same fate
clusterd groups of dead...
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i swear to god i just know my near future entails a long jail term for an obscene display of road rage.
90% the idiots out there have no clue what they are fucking doing or where they are even going.
sometimes i feel like i am the only person that realizes there are other drivers on the road and do my best to assure...
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90% the idiots out there have no clue what they are fucking doing or where they are even going.
sometimes i feel like i am the only person that realizes there are other drivers on the road and do my best to assure...
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violentlyhappy:
hi scoots, i am home and in your sun room typing this. come down here and give me some love.
noelani:
Aww...what a cute couple you two make. (note: above comment)
saturday night - im covered im plaster dust.
i should be out drinking, but my procrastinating ways keep me inside to spackle, sand, primer, paint.
at least I have the new flaming lips cd to hum along with.
i wonder how the SGTC brewery tour went *hmmm*
i should be out drinking, but my procrastinating ways keep me inside to spackle, sand, primer, paint.
at least I have the new flaming lips cd to hum along with.
i wonder how the SGTC brewery tour went *hmmm*
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neodrunk:
maybe yo pussy ass should've shown instead of asked questions?
tarbaby:
VH get home yet?
i'm going down to the uptown bar to belly up with the ghost of Bob Stinson. Just rocked to some Replacements today. Holy shit. They are Rock and roll.
tarbaby:
dude. you are creepy. you and this guy can start a club:
http://suicidegirls.com/members/namtaks/176302/
and FYI:
http://www.indiana.edu/~kisiss/questions/0118mm01.htm
http://suicidegirls.com/members/namtaks/176302/
and FYI:
http://www.indiana.edu/~kisiss/questions/0118mm01.htm
tarbaby:
Ooh i forgot!
i was thinking yesterday about how i sometimes obsess over certain females i run into in daily life. 9 times out of 10 its someone that works at a coffee shop, or a waitress ya know someone you see more than once but never really talk to or know - besides them just saying "heres your change SIR"
I find myself believing i have some...
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tarbaby:
are you trying to tell me you have crabs? dude, just say it. i'm not gonna hate on you.....
tarbaby:
didn't you take sex ed in school? you can get them from PUBLIC TOILET SEATS! sheesh-am i gonna have to fly out and teach you everthing all over again???
woke up today after a camping party to find myself sleeping outside on a wood deck, covered by one weakass blanket and everyone had abandoned the campsite. leaving me passed out with numb feet and a fucked up back.
they could at least check to make sure i had a pulse.
fuck the fucking fuckers.
good times
they could at least check to make sure i had a pulse.
fuck the fucking fuckers.
good times
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reinhardt:
scary picture! ahhhhhh!
violentlyhappy:
update this Mo.
down to crunch time getting ready for ViolentlyHappy to return and become my roomie. It will be nice to have pussy in the house again.........and his cat neely.
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I gotta get this place cleaned up rearranged and refinish the long vacated master bedroom so i can move back in to it - and i need to toss out alot of shit (and not the...
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I gotta get this place cleaned up rearranged and refinish the long vacated master bedroom so i can move back in to it - and i need to toss out alot of shit (and not the...
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miffy:
can you be happy that you ripped away one of the most awesome people I've met since moving to SF? Do you see the guilt I give you on a plate? with a side of corn, damn corn fed white boys drive me mad.
jerky-poo.
jerky-poo.
violentlyhappy:
one week and counting until the road trip begins. furniture should be picked up early next week, but i am taking my bowling ball with me bitch. YOU ARE GOING DOWN!! BLB bowlarama is back BABY!!
so last week i was driving down a major freeway - 60 mph is pretty much the minimum and i spot a van pulled over in the middle of nowhere and see a guy run up to one of those sound walls and pull this 6' weed out of the ground and run back to his van.
im no idiot so i think weed, but...
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ratgirl:
maybe you ought to pay close attn to those "weeds"???
how are the bm's coming along?
how are the bm's coming along?
dave_h:
oddly enough, no I didn't. but I don't think I'm really in that mood either.
as if this past weeks deaths weren't enough - now j lo and ben are splitting up?? 
whats next?
whats next?
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violentlyhappy:
i hate u
miffy:
send VH back to me when I return from the east....er... west of me... er... far east... dammit.
love is a motherfucker
i feel like an injured fawn nursed back to health and just let back into the wild.
who's with me?
i feel like an injured fawn nursed back to health and just let back into the wild.
who's with me?
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violentlyhappy:
fuck you too johnny cash.
reinhardt:
i'm totally with you. love is such a motherfucker.
thansk for the architect suggestions. i ended up fooling around in photoshop with old sci fi pulp magazine covers instead of actually writing an in-depth manifesto.
and yes, getting ink on your hands counts as a body mod. i don't know how but i got a huge purple spot on my elbow yesterday and it won't come off. architecture is a dirty job
thansk for the architect suggestions. i ended up fooling around in photoshop with old sci fi pulp magazine covers instead of actually writing an in-depth manifesto.
and yes, getting ink on your hands counts as a body mod. i don't know how but i got a huge purple spot on my elbow yesterday and it won't come off. architecture is a dirty job
saw some female boxing tonight - not sure if i was shocked or turned on
trying to get my nerve up to show up at the triplerock to meet the SGTC members. i am afraid my "metrosexual" appearance will make me a target for their relentless ribbing"
i think they are a bunch of pussycats and i can take em with my cat like speed...
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trying to get my nerve up to show up at the triplerock to meet the SGTC members. i am afraid my "metrosexual" appearance will make me a target for their relentless ribbing"
i think they are a bunch of pussycats and i can take em with my cat like speed...
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ratgirl:
mmm, female boxing... was it in jello? oh wait, that's wrestling.
thecowboy:
...scoots...by the way your pics are pretty funny, man...
ahhh football season.
the annual excuse to start drinking before noon and make an ass of yourself over a GAME.
i scootered the town fantastic yesterday - shopped downtown, scooted to the U, looked at the new Architecture building on campus by steven holl, had snack down by my old apt in the warehouse dist, by the old cremette lofts. that area was a big...
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the annual excuse to start drinking before noon and make an ass of yourself over a GAME.
i scootered the town fantastic yesterday - shopped downtown, scooted to the U, looked at the new Architecture building on campus by steven holl, had snack down by my old apt in the warehouse dist, by the old cremette lofts. that area was a big...
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galen:
oh, ya mean Tina Fey's scar..nevermind, and no, i dunno if there's a story behind it. In my dream, her boyfriend beat her up real bad and i went and kilt his ass and saved hers and then we hooked up N shit and really hit it off and fucked, but it was like that really meaningful fucking and not the, "oh...yeah....great time...i'll call ya" kinda fuck. It was kewl and heartfelt and kinda like when ya think yer about ta shoot one of yer nuts out the end of yer dick kinda fucks.
ya know?
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ya know?
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ratgirl:
damn I love a man who goes commando!
scoots, I am adding you as my lil friend!