car died - gonna perform a heart transplant tonight.
sick of reality shows.
house is a pit
bills are late
i feel out of the triple rock loop after two no shows.
sgtc christmas party on sat
bosses are clueless and cheap
ViolentlyHappy cooked me a chicken breast.
moms complaining she never sees me - feeling guilty.
wisdom tooth hurts.
having trouble pooping again.
the...
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sick of reality shows.
house is a pit
bills are late
i feel out of the triple rock loop after two no shows.
sgtc christmas party on sat
bosses are clueless and cheap
ViolentlyHappy cooked me a chicken breast.
moms complaining she never sees me - feeling guilty.
wisdom tooth hurts.
having trouble pooping again.
the...
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ratgirl:
the tea, the T E A!!!
aaardvark:
My car also died, shitty. I'm sick, my mom hates me for consorting with my sister, they are at very bad terms right now. I'm stuck in the middle. Bills also late. Blah blah blah. Want to drown our sorrows?
finally! I get approached by a woman at a bar.
she gazes into my eyes from across the room,
approaches sifting thru the crowd,
reaches out her hands to hold my face,
her lips pucker inches away from mine.
the bouncer yanks her away before we could connect and throws her drunk ass out
damn that staff at lyles - let the drunks be
*ignoring...
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she gazes into my eyes from across the room,
approaches sifting thru the crowd,
reaches out her hands to hold my face,
her lips pucker inches away from mine.
the bouncer yanks her away before we could connect and throws her drunk ass out
damn that staff at lyles - let the drunks be
*ignoring...
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violentlyhappy:
witness!
aaardvark:
You rock my world.
i gots a new song that really speaks to me: (if i were a female)
Megacolon
Moaning and a heaving on a hot sticky can
I'm craving chocolate Ex-Lax and my GE fan
I'm tagging on the wall how I got in this jam
It said MSG money, margaritas and my man
Storing up my supper, coffee and my snacks
The shit's piling up, kinda...
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Megacolon
Moaning and a heaving on a hot sticky can
I'm craving chocolate Ex-Lax and my GE fan
I'm tagging on the wall how I got in this jam
It said MSG money, margaritas and my man
Storing up my supper, coffee and my snacks
The shit's piling up, kinda...
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aaardvark:
Don't make me crawl up your ass and set myself on fire!
aaardvark:
Yeah, meaning, we like to spend time together, but I just got out of a huge relationship and I don't want to get back into one right away. I'd like a see a few people before I do that, ya know?
set it.................and forget it
*not affiliated with ronco industries*
*not affiliated with ronco industries*
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neodrunk:
See it and forget it? Is that kind of like set it... oh, nevermind. Missed the disclaimer, bitch. You rollin tonight?
galen:
wait.... mole station? They have a station for that?
I'd tell her we eat quiche too, but i'm not sure if i'd spell it right.
~shrug~
Watch yer back, scooterbeast
I'd tell her we eat quiche too, but i'm not sure if i'd spell it right.
~shrug~
Watch yer back, scooterbeast
so i go to some cheesy bar tonight to meet up with a couple of buddies to have beers and watch the Twolves game (not that i care) and i spend the whole time trading looks with a very beautiful young lady - until she gets up and leaves
the point is - im with my boys - im there to spend time with them...
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the point is - im with my boys - im there to spend time with them...
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neodrunk:
That's the way I usually am too. When I'm out with the boys, pussy slips down to third on the importancy list. Don't regret, they come... eventually?
galen:
yeah, i dunno when amazed and i wil hit up the mojitos but we'll definitely look ya up.
Call me tonight so i can get out of this bowling party i got roped into. I'll meet ya somewhere and buy ya a beer for the trouble, bru.
yer pal, Galen
Call me tonight so i can get out of this bowling party i got roped into. I'll meet ya somewhere and buy ya a beer for the trouble, bru.
yer pal, Galen
sons a bitches - i missed the premier of the hilton/ritchie reality show - motherfucker. someone please let me know what happened.
work has actually been fun lately - busy with multiple projects but kinda enjoying the challenge.
i feel the need to throw a party.
work has actually been fun lately - busy with multiple projects but kinda enjoying the challenge.
i feel the need to throw a party.
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ratgirl:
oh, the dorothy, most definitely! so hot!
aaardvark:
yes, stout reunion on the way, we'll have a huge party at my place, just because we can. but no puking on the carpet, because um, i don't feel like cleaning that up.
i think my hair is thinning
i love my hair
why god why? take an arm, take a testie, but leave my hair alone.
i love my hair
why god why? take an arm, take a testie, but leave my hair alone.
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legionnaire:
Thanks for the welcome. I was just fooling with you, here, check this out.
And it looks to me like you've got plenty of hair left, still.
And it looks to me like you've got plenty of hair left, still.
galen:
Updated.
Ya happy?
~running my fingers through my full, thick, luxurious head of thick healthy dark brown thick hair~
Ya happy?
~running my fingers through my full, thick, luxurious head of thick healthy dark brown thick hair~
i feel a sense of calm today - a constant negatiity from my past does not affect me any more.
words used to hurt me, but i finally was able to consider the source and just shake my head.
plus i bought the family guy dvd and it also makes me laugh.
words used to hurt me, but i finally was able to consider the source and just shake my head.
plus i bought the family guy dvd and it also makes me laugh.
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neodrunk:
Actually... that's because I want another drink.
ratgirl:
scoots, I have a confession.....
I have a new butt plug.
it is big and pink.
will you let me hump you up the arse?
I think it just might help you........
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxo
I have a new butt plug.
it is big and pink.
will you let me hump you up the arse?
I think it just might help you........
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxo
let the christmas advertising blitz begin
feeling a little negativity here in SG land - who knew there was ignorance here.
do i dare keep my mouth shut for once and not give em hell about there stupidity?
well it is the holiday season - someone has to be an adult - maybe i will save it until the new year
feeling a little negativity here in SG land - who knew there was ignorance here.
do i dare keep my mouth shut for once and not give em hell about there stupidity?
well it is the holiday season - someone has to be an adult - maybe i will save it until the new year
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tinyelvis:
Theatre Lighting Designer. Who says I have to update? Get some!
Tiny e
Tiny e
violentlyhappy:
dude, stop being so uninteresting.
change change change
i need to regroup
im stepping in to the next phone booth and coming out a new man/boy
wait - do they make phone booths anymore?
well maybe i can find an outhose or port-a-pottie
*plugs nose-washes hands*
i need to regroup
im stepping in to the next phone booth and coming out a new man/boy
wait - do they make phone booths anymore?
well maybe i can find an outhose or port-a-pottie
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reinhardt:
i don't have an accent! i say y'all every now and then, but that's a conscious decision on my part.
good luck becoming a new person. i'm sure you'll turn out great!
good luck becoming a new person. i'm sure you'll turn out great!
jora:
Hey. Haven't heard from you in a while. How are things?
im in a bind and im way behind.
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violentlyhappy:
work blows and working longer hours isn't the answer. girls aren't the answer either, in fact they're the antagonist. stop seraching, relax, and let shit happen. oh and let's find a new place to work.
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[Edited on Nov 19, 2003 5:54PM]
ratgirl:
yeah scoots, girls are the antagonist.
some words to descripe me recently:
lonely, invisable, old, out of shape, broke, constipated, unattractive, stale, redundant, second rate, second fiddle, born again virgin.
thank u and have a nice day
lonely, invisable, old, out of shape, broke, constipated, unattractive, stale, redundant, second rate, second fiddle, born again virgin.
thank u and have a nice day
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neodrunk:
Geesh... don't get too high on yourself????
reinhardt:
cheer up!