ahh the tell tale signs of spring
the perennials are coming to life, baseball is in full swing, the spring cleaning chores are mounting,
and someone breaks into my jeep. a full one week after the soft top gets put on.
the car is in my drive way, and i have flood light motion sensors - but they still had time to go thru the...
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the perennials are coming to life, baseball is in full swing, the spring cleaning chores are mounting,
and someone breaks into my jeep. a full one week after the soft top gets put on.
the car is in my drive way, and i have flood light motion sensors - but they still had time to go thru the...
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i went shopping today.
work clothes. a pair of pants from bannana republic, some kenneth cole pants from nordstrom and a ben sherman shirt. - why are pants called a pair when u get only one?
oh and a washer. so many to choose from and the guy askes me what features im looking for. so i said - one that gets my clothes clean....
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work clothes. a pair of pants from bannana republic, some kenneth cole pants from nordstrom and a ben sherman shirt. - why are pants called a pair when u get only one?
oh and a washer. so many to choose from and the guy askes me what features im looking for. so i said - one that gets my clothes clean....
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kesaresj:
can i do my laundry at your place now??? 
darkjuan:
jeans and a t-shirt do it for me!
i have to shopping for a washing machine.......at sears no less.
i feel like i should be towing a family along in a pick up truck.
now to decide what kind of redneck i should be.
ford, or chevy?
i feel like i should be towing a family along in a pick up truck.
now to decide what kind of redneck i should be.
ford, or chevy?
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runk:
Juan's right. When I lived in Texas, the Chevy guys were always much more hickified.
Are you going to move to a trailer park in Blaine, or are you going to buy a trailer & put it on some land out, say, in Elk River? I'd go for Blaine...I think there is a FleetFarm out in that area. You need to start buying your clothes at FleetFarm, you know.
My roomie comes from hunyuck stock, maybe you can come over & ask him for pointers.
Are you going to move to a trailer park in Blaine, or are you going to buy a trailer & put it on some land out, say, in Elk River? I'd go for Blaine...I think there is a FleetFarm out in that area. You need to start buying your clothes at FleetFarm, you know.
My roomie comes from hunyuck stock, maybe you can come over & ask him for pointers.
nordicgoddess:
It don't matter what kind of truck you drive to be a redneck. If the t.v. you watch is currently on a t.v. that doesn't work, you'll know. Or if your porch falls down and kills more than 5 dogs. 
today was a good day. i wish i could give myself a high five. or a hug.
i closed on refinancing my previous two mortgages. lowered my monthly payment a tad, and my interest rate now drops 1.25 points. the best part - after 6 years of struggles being a single homeowner trying to renovate on a measly budget, i finally got some cash to...
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i closed on refinancing my previous two mortgages. lowered my monthly payment a tad, and my interest rate now drops 1.25 points. the best part - after 6 years of struggles being a single homeowner trying to renovate on a measly budget, i finally got some cash to...
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nordicgoddess:
I think you are my new personal hero, Scoots! What you did made you DAD tear up?? I think that is cool! 
judas:
*nods* mmhm. i like snuggles.
first the jeep, now the kenmore!?!?!
my washer blew.
400 bucks to fix a washer? fuck that.
and it costs me 65 bucks to tell me im fucked.
when is it going to end?
if you see some schmuck washing his clothes in lake harriet, please just continue on your way and dont bother me.
my washer blew.
400 bucks to fix a washer? fuck that.
and it costs me 65 bucks to tell me im fucked.
when is it going to end?
if you see some schmuck washing his clothes in lake harriet, please just continue on your way and dont bother me.
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judas:
poor baby. i'll heal your wounds.
runk:
Just buy new clothes every time you run out of clean ones. That's my solution...cost is about the same as a new washer.
oh no i di'ent!
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judas:
did i ever tell you you're hero? you're everything, everything, i wish i could be...
judas:
yes, you are your own hero. like the kind made with bread. you're the greatest sandwich of all.
you silly.
you silly.
nevermind:false sence of professionalism there...........
im tired of being forced to do half ass work
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im at a stop light and the guy in the van next to me is having a heated discussion with not only his passenger, but whoever is in the back, someone must have really pissed him off.
upon further review, i didnt see a passenger, the van pulls away,...
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im tired of being forced to do half ass work
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im at a stop light and the guy in the van next to me is having a heated discussion with not only his passenger, but whoever is in the back, someone must have really pissed him off.
upon further review, i didnt see a passenger, the van pulls away,...
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runk:
Ah, but like most clowns, I smile on the outside and weep within.
Two additional postulations: It seems that work=hell is the name of the game lately. I like my job, or more so I like the company I work for, but my workload has been a half-ass holy shitstorm lately. We hired a consultant to help us out because we are desperately short staffed, and he used to be my boss in a previous life, and we just can't work together. I speak English, he uses hieroglyphics. Plus, being the only person in the department who is a database miner, I am stretched to the end. I've got 2 mini-vacations coming up, that's the prize upon which I keep my eyes.
The van story reminded me of my only experience with road rage. I was getting on Hwy 36 @ Hamline, and I was behind some crazy fuck in a 1970's era decomissioned Dodge Ambulance. He stopped in the middle of the on-ramp and sat there. After about 20 seconds, I laid on the horn. Grizzly Adams jumps out, screaming, running toward the Runkmobile. I swerve away from him, and get on 36. He jumps back in his ambu-hooptie and serves chase. I'm going 80 down 36 with this nasty old ambulance chasing me. I take 35E, and then off at Maryland. I lose him on side streets, but, geez...that was weird!
Two additional postulations: It seems that work=hell is the name of the game lately. I like my job, or more so I like the company I work for, but my workload has been a half-ass holy shitstorm lately. We hired a consultant to help us out because we are desperately short staffed, and he used to be my boss in a previous life, and we just can't work together. I speak English, he uses hieroglyphics. Plus, being the only person in the department who is a database miner, I am stretched to the end. I've got 2 mini-vacations coming up, that's the prize upon which I keep my eyes.
The van story reminded me of my only experience with road rage. I was getting on Hwy 36 @ Hamline, and I was behind some crazy fuck in a 1970's era decomissioned Dodge Ambulance. He stopped in the middle of the on-ramp and sat there. After about 20 seconds, I laid on the horn. Grizzly Adams jumps out, screaming, running toward the Runkmobile. I swerve away from him, and get on 36. He jumps back in his ambu-hooptie and serves chase. I'm going 80 down 36 with this nasty old ambulance chasing me. I take 35E, and then off at Maryland. I lose him on side streets, but, geez...that was weird!
sunnysunny:
false sense****
haha im a smartass!
haha im a smartass!
mothers day - a trip down south.
seemed like a good day to take the hard top off the jeep - a beautiful minnesota day.
taking a hardtop off a jeep by yourself is always a struggle - enough to make you skip putting on the soft top - not to mention i was late.
play with the nieces and nephew - take them on...
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seemed like a good day to take the hard top off the jeep - a beautiful minnesota day.
taking a hardtop off a jeep by yourself is always a struggle - enough to make you skip putting on the soft top - not to mention i was late.
play with the nieces and nephew - take them on...
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thecowboy:
.dont listen to neo, hes just jealous..someone told him his chest isnt as hairy as yours..
neodrunk:
Evidentally she doesn't drink enough. Keeps my system in tip-top shape.
fuck!
i cant find my PEACHES tickets
ive had em for like a month - i cant retrace my steps back that far.
im not even quite sure what i did last night.
wolves game with neodrunk tonight. i anticipate drinking and shenannigans, with a side of tom foolery.
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oh well i guess the game wont be over in time for the show -...
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i cant find my PEACHES tickets
ive had em for like a month - i cant retrace my steps back that far.
im not even quite sure what i did last night.
wolves game with neodrunk tonight. i anticipate drinking and shenannigans, with a side of tom foolery.
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oh well i guess the game wont be over in time for the show -...
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sunnysunny:
ok i am homealone
sunnysunny:
you bastard you never showed up last night.
*bursts into tears
*bursts into tears
there seems to be a glitch in the matrix here
a friday with two items of good news is a splendid friday indeed.
i have a sudden urge to buy a powerball ticket. i aint never done dat before.
i think i might be all domestic and shit tonight and get this place in order......
with a vodka in tow of course
a friday with two items of good news is a splendid friday indeed.
i have a sudden urge to buy a powerball ticket. i aint never done dat before.
i think i might be all domestic and shit tonight and get this place in order......
with a vodka in tow of course
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skylar:
are you gonna get a heart tat on your wrist...you are allowed if you want..I'll let you..
aaardvark:
Heh, yeah, reverse cowboy, thats a whole lot of fun, like at a different level. Speaking of which, have you been having any fun lately?
hmm - three good days in a row at the office. im gonna be somebody:
now im gonna take the top off the jeep and go for a ride with mr fat boy slim:
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If the house music was ale
and Doctor love would be my song
And I would only take deep breaths
and fill my lungs with the rhythm or the bass...
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now im gonna take the top off the jeep and go for a ride with mr fat boy slim:
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If the house music was ale
and Doctor love would be my song
And I would only take deep breaths
and fill my lungs with the rhythm or the bass...
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judas:
i got me a little black kitty in my lap.
are you still coming to peaches, yo? gotta see my scoots.
word.
are you still coming to peaches, yo? gotta see my scoots.
word.
skylar:
sure..since were best friends right?!...
i actually felt proud today.
creative, artistic, smrt.
respected, admired and professional.
that ought to last about a day.
creative, artistic, smrt.
respected, admired and professional.
that ought to last about a day.
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neodrunk:
I don't think I'll be watching friends tonight. After all, isn't Survivor on?
Paul is a soak, how the fuck did I get the rep?
Paul is a soak, how the fuck did I get the rep?
neodrunk:
Just received an e-mail from the 21 year old trapped in the 36 year old body... he's alive. He tossed out, "oh, I wasn't drunk, just tired. beer always makes me tired. so, do you want to go to gluek's tonight?" What a lush.
Good rock 'n' roll and good titties.