Let me tell y'all what it's like
Being male, middle-class and white
It's a bitch, if you don't believe
Listen up to my new CD
(Sha-mon)
I got shit runnin' throught my brain
It's so intense that I can't explain
All alone in my white-boy pain
Shake your booty while the band complains
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Just like Michael Jackson did
I'm rockin' the...
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Being male, middle-class and white
It's a bitch, if you don't believe
Listen up to my new CD
(Sha-mon)
I got shit runnin' throught my brain
It's so intense that I can't explain
All alone in my white-boy pain
Shake your booty while the band complains
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Just like Michael Jackson did
I'm rockin' the...
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I AM SOOOOOO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
k. so i have been in all my fashion classes now and i dig them way more than interior.
the people are nicer and the projects are more fun and the work is harder. really. its time consuming and fun.
According to a frien of mine i need to learn to be more patient. i think thats bunk, however, i am...
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k. so i have been in all my fashion classes now and i dig them way more than interior.
the people are nicer and the projects are more fun and the work is harder. really. its time consuming and fun.
According to a frien of mine i need to learn to be more patient. i think thats bunk, however, i am...
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eric_only:
Oh can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump.
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump.
vaughannegut:
Doh! Stupid blocked punt!
Sorry 'bout yer 'boys.
Either we'll play well tomorrow night and give the Giants a scare or they will crush us like they did the Seahacks.
I got asked to go as one of the members of ABBA for Halloween. Hmmm...I'm not too excited to cram myself into white spandex...no one else should be either.
Sorry 'bout yer 'boys.
Either we'll play well tomorrow night and give the Giants a scare or they will crush us like they did the Seahacks.
I got asked to go as one of the members of ABBA for Halloween. Hmmm...I'm not too excited to cram myself into white spandex...no one else should be either.
I broke my effin foot. for real.
it hurts and i cant run or anything.
and then i bit my tongue and it bled.
and i got my finger stuck in the car door.
im having a painful day.
it hurts and i cant run or anything.
and then i bit my tongue and it bled.
and i got my finger stuck in the car door.
im having a painful day.
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vaughannegut:
Damn. 
Have a better day tomorrow and my the doc bless you with good drugs.
Have a better day tomorrow and my the doc bless you with good drugs.
light_bringer:
Ouch! You've had a painful day indeed.
I hope you feel better soon, Sweetie.
I hope you feel better soon, Sweetie.
I. AM. STARVING.
macrobiotic my happy ass. i know i gotta do this if I ever wanna be normal and heakthy again but damn.
what i wouldnt do for a HUGE hamburger and fires and a chocolate shake. and then pie. and birthday cake.
and my favorite boys cock.
macrobiotic my happy ass. i know i gotta do this if I ever wanna be normal and heakthy again but damn.
what i wouldnt do for a HUGE hamburger and fires and a chocolate shake. and then pie. and birthday cake.
and my favorite boys cock.
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inkedmamajama:
sounds like a perfect meal to me! but can i have a cherry dr pepper instead of the shake?
brightredscream:
I have to start fasting or something....
oh yeah. i love fashion design. i made a good decision, go me! i made my first pattern today and it was super fantastic fun.
annnnnd i think im gonna be a lady bug for halloween but not a porno lady bug. im makin my own 40's style ladybug costume. i hope. i may not be able to afford it. oh well. it'd be soooo...
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annnnnd i think im gonna be a lady bug for halloween but not a porno lady bug. im makin my own 40's style ladybug costume. i hope. i may not be able to afford it. oh well. it'd be soooo...
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vaughannegut:
Nice, nice, and nice!
Good to hear that you're feeling better.
Don't rush me, I'm thinking something up rather...involved. Trust me, you'll be one of the first I show.
.........
Good to hear that you're feeling better.
Don't rush me, I'm thinking something up rather...involved. Trust me, you'll be one of the first I show.
.........
hk85:
It's awesome to hear good the good news!
still horny bit it's a moot point soooooooooooooooooo
YAY! school starts on Monday and i'm excited to start my new major!
and it has occured to me that it wont matter if i have sex or not. cuz the person i really wanna sex up is super far away and everybody else just bores the hell outa me.
eh. whatever.
ohohohohoh!
i get to get...
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YAY! school starts on Monday and i'm excited to start my new major!
and it has occured to me that it wont matter if i have sex or not. cuz the person i really wanna sex up is super far away and everybody else just bores the hell outa me.
eh. whatever.
ohohohohoh!
i get to get...
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vaughannegut:
I told you I was a big dork. Thanks for loving me anyway.
I'll get you more pics in a few weeks here. I'm busy toning up. You'll be notified when the booty pics are in!
Have good days.
Thanks for loving me anyway.
I'll get you more pics in a few weeks here. I'm busy toning up. You'll be notified when the booty pics are in!
Have good days.
rory_b_bellows:
looooove the new pic.
i want my ass spanked.
omg i'm horny this is ridiculas i cant stand it i need to get choked and spanked and violated i need a BOY i want a particular boy but at this point just an attractive tatted up cocky asshole will do.
omg i'm horny this is ridiculas i cant stand it i need to get choked and spanked and violated i need a BOY i want a particular boy but at this point just an attractive tatted up cocky asshole will do.
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majorboredom:
so...
embeth:
HHHmmmm.. Just discovered being horny must be like yawning. reading about your horniness has made me incredibly horny. OMG SG is starting an infectious horniness epidemic!
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majorboredom:
Zooey plays awkward so sexy like. loved her in the Happening,
Winter Passing, the Good Girl, Manic, the Tinman... i could go on an on.
you have very good taste in clothing btw.
Winter Passing, the Good Girl, Manic, the Tinman... i could go on an on.
you have very good taste in clothing btw.
edpostmortem:
I'm also in love with zoe deschanel, but mostly because of her "She & Him" collaboration with M. Ward.
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ki1:
want anything?
majorboredom:
you know you have to post a pic of eveything you buy there...
it's in the rules.
it's in the rules.
I FINALLY SAW SEX AND THE CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i love that show. i loved that movie. is charlotte the cutest damn thing ever, or what?
she always has the cutest clothes out of them all.
and holy 80's samantha.
wow.
k. on a more serious note.
i am super excited about starting fashion design.
im off the steroids but im still all swole up. i hate...
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i love that show. i loved that movie. is charlotte the cutest damn thing ever, or what?
she always has the cutest clothes out of them all.
and holy 80's samantha.
wow.
k. on a more serious note.
i am super excited about starting fashion design.
im off the steroids but im still all swole up. i hate...
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thethinwhiteduke:
Come on, baby don't you wanna go
Back to that same old place
Sweet home Chicago
Back to that same old place
Sweet home Chicago
oooooooooooooook.
so i went in thursday and changed my major.
i am no longer an interior design student.
i am a fashion design student.
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT IM SO EXCITED!
i might die im soooooo jazzed.
k. so hope everybody has a super fun sunday watchin the redskins get raped by the cowboys!
bye bye 
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omg. they lost.
how sad. well the skins needed...
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so i went in thursday and changed my major.
i am no longer an interior design student.
i am a fashion design student.
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT IM SO EXCITED!
i might die im soooooo jazzed.
k. so hope everybody has a super fun sunday watchin the redskins get raped by the cowboys!
bye bye
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omg. they lost.
how sad. well the skins needed...
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vaughannegut:
GO SKINS!!!!!!
vaughannegut:
...from you.
OH SNAP!
OH SNAP!
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booth83:
Well they are nice shoes
maudite:
i likes them
35 - 14
SUCK IT, GIANTS!!!!!