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guess what y'all.


chicken butt.


halloween soon.

yay.


drinkins a mike's hard lemonade.


still have 6 left.

what now?!?
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neodrunk:
Ahhh, the old bumpy face!!! biggrin No tonic required... only a stomach pre-loaded with a slice of bread. You'll be good to go. We're not a family of alcoholics... only my cousin and I.

tonguemiao!!
pixie_punch:
i haven't seen you forever...
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Make a note: I turn into a rabid, pissy, bitch when my friends give shit for all about me.

especially when the same damn thing has happened more than once.

the EXACT SAME F'in THING!
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sillyzebra:
eeek
daekrys:
noted...

let me know when it's time to start stabbing people.
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So I've been inspired by p_k to share my dreams from last night with you all.

Now no running after pinko with your guns, she didn't actually tell me to share, but she did, and I'm inspired to make you all interpret my dreams for me.

________

So I don't remember where it started, but I know that My friend Nicky from high school, my...
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sapphire777:
i wrote about my dream too. who's is weirder? i think i might win that one. i loves you lots. kiss miao!!
sapphire777:
sorry, babe. you win. no need to be violent.
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My ass has been told to update, so this bitch is obeying. I don't however, have a whole damn lot to say.

Started <a href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=1&k=marshall%20field" onmouseover="window.status='Marshall Field'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">Marshall Field</a>'s today. It's ill advised to work 6 hours with no food in you and no food coming to you till much later. Also, my feet hurt.

In other news, alcohol was drunk...
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wolf_at_the_door:
I really like the first one alot, really nice shots chica.
LG
the_letter_g:
The 3rd one looks like that bjork video. sweet. surreal
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radio_sweetheart:
Update you goon! And when are we going to see those pictures from the CC and other places....did you take some at the zoo?

If you ever want to chat about fucking up in school, I can tell you a lot about itm, and how to survive it. It's better to drop sooner, rather than later. Don't forget about your one free drop!
sapphire777:
my phone says i called you at 10:52...... surreal
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I think I might be unfriendly.
I'm not sure.

It seems as though my brand of 'humor' may be a little... harsh?

which is contrasting my belief that i'm kinda bubbly and cute.

damn.

people should really learn that i'm ALWAYS kidding. If your precious ego is too easily bruised, then grow some balls.

...i guess i'm NOT cute and bubbly.


frown
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judas:
baby, let's not be foolish, here, a gal can easily be both!

and you are, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.
judas:
i have no idea what your head would look like. i have been thinking about this... i don't know that i can plan such things. you'd just have to trust me... perhaps we should come up with a key word. like, pretty, funky, alien, volvo. then i can work with that word to arrive at a general idea.

i'm glad i know you too. you're swell.
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at deadstone75's suggestion, i have downloaded Ad-Aware and am currently scanning my computer. at this poiny in time i have 351 New critical objects, which is in red writing, so I think thats bad...

*weep*

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*update*
after a final number of 569 hazardous files deleted, my page upload time is from about 15 second down to maybe 12-13.

...yay. surreal
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steel_talons:
15 seconds! I want it NOW! - Homer
deadstone75:
doing better?
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I hate lazy saturdays when I don't feel lazy but everyone else around me does. I wanna go out and have fun. we woke up, went to breakie, went to the zoo, witnessed a bison falling down at the sight of Neodrunk's nuts exposed, saw some polar bears, some other animals that were thoroughly depressed and depressing, and we're home now, and it's only...
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deadstone75:
i read on nebel's journal that your pc is duffed up.

have you tried 'ad-aware' and 'hijackthis'??


i had the same problem - they could really help.
prs2000:
surreal
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neodrunk:
First off... your eye is fucking disgusting. I don't show pictures of the massive rash on my ass to everyone, do I? Freak.

I think Glen Danzig should beat the crap out of Tori and Bjork.

tonguemiao!!
cv:
oh neo...(though I agree that Danzig should kick the crap out of Tori and Bjork for the good of mankind.
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The final lyrical battle!

Bjork vs. Tori


BJORK


"who would have known,
a beauty this emmense,
who would have known,
a saintly trance.
who would have known,
miraculous breath,
to inhale a beard,
loaded with currants."
-Bjork


"his embrace,
a fortress,
it fuels me,
and places
a skeleton of trust,
right beneath us,
bone by bone,
stone by stone."
-bjork

"I'm a path of cinders,...
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sapphire777:
BJORK! TORI!

......placebo?

charli, this is WRONG. there is no contest between goddesses, they're happy together.

'so happy together'- the turtles.

stop being bored and have a monkey ooo aaa
sapphire777:
we must also point out that you can hear both of their accents when they sing. love love love
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So, guess who FINALLY got a job?




ME!

I will be working in the childrens department of my local Marshall Field's department store. SCORE!!!!

woot to me.

now, the job is offered to me pending the results of the drug test I took today, but I should be fine.
Considering I don't do drugs.

BUT I was with my grandma at the time and she...
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neodrunk:
Yes, that is the tingle of fear. Remember it.

tonguemiao!!
aaardvark:
WAKEUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!