I am a retard. No doubt about it. I'm going on a blind date tomorrow. With a 26 year old. And he isn't even that fab looking or interesting. Help me lord. If I'm going to date someone that much older than me it's going to be excowboy. He's fine 
Yeah, yeah the guy's only 26, but the oldest I've dated is 21. Bah,...
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Couldn't fall asleep last night and ended up crashing at about 9. I just now woke up, which means I missed class and an exam review. I suck. And I'm still tired.
I think I'm going to take a shower, go to lunch, then study my ass off. I mean it this time!
"Yeah yeah yeah... do what now?"
I *heart* Meatwad. I *heart* a...
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I think I'm going to take a shower, go to lunch, then study my ass off. I mean it this time!
"Yeah yeah yeah... do what now?"
I *heart* Meatwad. I *heart* a...
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scirkuit:
soapy body = happy visual place
joshof13thfloor:
Ozzfest was fucking incredible! You can check my last journal entry for the full report if you'd like. I wish you could have gone, I would like to have hung out.
Again, i'd like to thank you for getting the proverbial ball rolling in the SGTN group. I hope we can get something good going on.
-Josh
Again, i'd like to thank you for getting the proverbial ball rolling in the SGTN group. I hope we can get something good going on.
-Josh
Oooh I need to be taught a lesson
Rawr! Grrrr!
Rawr! Grrrr!
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acidslug:
In what subject? >Grin<
acidslug:
In what subject? >Grin<
Excowboy popped my bra!!!
I just woke up. I was bored so I took pics until 6 am. Now I have to finish my paper and whatnot. Yargh.
I just woke up. I was bored so I took pics until 6 am. Now I have to finish my paper and whatnot. Yargh.
Dammit I've been on this stupid porch for more than 3 days. I'm not getting off though!!
Went to Fiction tonight and danced for 3 hours. I'm tired. Then I went to Krystal for some food (mmm). I gave them 20 bucks and I forgot my damn change. AND when I bit into my Krystal it had cheese on it and a shard of styrofoam....
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Went to Fiction tonight and danced for 3 hours. I'm tired. Then I went to Krystal for some food (mmm). I gave them 20 bucks and I forgot my damn change. AND when I bit into my Krystal it had cheese on it and a shard of styrofoam....
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thejosh:
Styrofoam? You should call Krystals and tell them their was styrofoam in your food and then they will give you a free meal. It isn't like you haven't payed for it already, dumbass.
excowboy:
I didn't pop yer bra!
Krystal =
new pics... *ears perk up*
[Edited on Jul 25, 2004 12:48PM]
Krystal =
new pics... *ears perk up*
[Edited on Jul 25, 2004 12:48PM]
*stands still on the goddamn porch*
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lil_billy_ben:
**OFFICIAL Fight Club insult post**
GUESS WHAT!? There's no fucking Chain necklace, pigtails, brokken flip flops or pepcid in this fucking group. Do we need to tell the head-honchos your pestering the group members?
Get the fuck off my porch!!!
GUESS WHAT!? There's no fucking Chain necklace, pigtails, brokken flip flops or pepcid in this fucking group. Do we need to tell the head-honchos your pestering the group members?
Get the fuck off my porch!!!
skaterpunk:
**Generic Insult Post**
Damnit! Why are you freaking kids still here?
Okay, miss wanna be a rebel.... Here's how it goes. You do not belong here. You are weak. You probably smell bad. You look like one of those damn hippies who sits around hugging trees all days. I hope you freaking shave, for the sake of... well whoever would think it was a good idea to mate with you.
We as a society do not want you, nor do we need you.
Get out of your damn fantasy world, stop listening to your crappy music, and go back to school, where you can be another nobody. It is better that way. You won't cut it with us... so if you must... then I hope you die trying.
God I am tired of wasting my time with you. Get off my fucking porch you useless pile of crap!
Damnit! Why are you freaking kids still here?
Okay, miss wanna be a rebel.... Here's how it goes. You do not belong here. You are weak. You probably smell bad. You look like one of those damn hippies who sits around hugging trees all days. I hope you freaking shave, for the sake of... well whoever would think it was a good idea to mate with you.
We as a society do not want you, nor do we need you.
Get out of your damn fantasy world, stop listening to your crappy music, and go back to school, where you can be another nobody. It is better that way. You won't cut it with us... so if you must... then I hope you die trying.
God I am tired of wasting my time with you. Get off my fucking porch you useless pile of crap!
Confident with your back to the audience.
Tremelo strings begin with your gesturing wrist.
Start the orchestra slow with an elegant aire,
Then a circular sweep crescendoing swell.
Leo Slatkin, Dohnanyi, Previne, Depaur
OH!
Your arms are calling out.
They wave like a swarm of sound.
You pull the sound from scores of notes,
You step the stage and take control.
You're conduction vere'se in...
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Tremelo strings begin with your gesturing wrist.
Start the orchestra slow with an elegant aire,
Then a circular sweep crescendoing swell.
Leo Slatkin, Dohnanyi, Previne, Depaur
OH!
Your arms are calling out.
They wave like a swarm of sound.
You pull the sound from scores of notes,
You step the stage and take control.
You're conduction vere'se in...
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apricot:
Official Fight Club Insult:
too cutesy. Hey you like Adult Swim, clove ciggs, and Battle Royale?
That's a first.
NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH
too cutesy. Hey you like Adult Swim, clove ciggs, and Battle Royale?
That's a first.
NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH
jamisunlee:
Official Fight Club Insult:
convince me to waste more time looking at nothing like you!
now...
GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH
convince me to waste more time looking at nothing like you!
now...
GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH
I have been listening to the shittiest music lately. Case in point: I bought "I Get Wet" by Andrew W.K. AND some Stone Sour. What can I say? The songs rock but are sooooooooooo bad. I should be shot. But hey, I made up for it by getting some Johnny Cash and The Queers.
Greg hasn't called me in 2 weeks. WTF.
I'm all shaky......
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Greg hasn't called me in 2 weeks. WTF.
I'm all shaky......
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thejosh:
What was the lesson's point? Why did he need to teach about cursing?
jspooky:
You want some shitty music? Go buy some "Pig" or some "SKeleton Key." Now THEY suck. Seriously. Still kind of fun to listen to, though.
-Mike
-Mike
Ok... I'm not taking my medicine for some reason. HUH, I don't know why. I feel kinda crazy without it, but oh well.
Jason rubbed my head and it felt soooo good.
Stayed in bed today.
I miss Blake
Not much else to say, really.
Watched Requiem for a Dream today and cried at the end. I'm such a sucker.
Somewhat_Damaged rocks my world and...
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Jason rubbed my head and it felt soooo good.
Stayed in bed today.
I miss Blake
Not much else to say, really.
Watched Requiem for a Dream today and cried at the end. I'm such a sucker.
Somewhat_Damaged rocks my world and...
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lilje:
sneaked around and found sort of an answer on my question to what medicine you were talking about. used to take it myself. not anymore though. takes some time coping without, but if one can manage well without it, i figure it's worth it. i hated mine. made me gain weight. i don't look fat, but i still haven't lost that fat belly that some people just assumes is a pregnant one
ciel:
OFFICIAL Fight Club insult post:
Andrew WK? FUCK OFF! HE DOESN'T LIVE HERE!!
Get the FUCK off my porch!
Andrew WK? FUCK OFF! HE DOESN'T LIVE HERE!!
Get the FUCK off my porch!
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johnnyt:
OFFICIAL FIGHT CLUB insult post:
Oh, I didn't see you there. I'm too tired to go into details - it's just not going to happen. Go hang out on the street with your artist friends, beacause you're not getting in this house.
Another one without Fight Club as a favoirte Film or Favorite Book! Do you even know what you signed up for? Christ, no. Fuck, no.
Get The Fuck Off My Porch!
Oh, I didn't see you there. I'm too tired to go into details - it's just not going to happen. Go hang out on the street with your artist friends, beacause you're not getting in this house.
Another one without Fight Club as a favoirte Film or Favorite Book! Do you even know what you signed up for? Christ, no. Fuck, no.
Get The Fuck Off My Porch!
jspooky:
Hey great new pics. You're a cutie. Did you know?
You can't see my dong. You're not allowed. Only I get to see it. I'm looking at it right now. Oh boy.
...
-Mike
You can't see my dong. You're not allowed. Only I get to see it. I'm looking at it right now. Oh boy.
...
-Mike
Three heavy stones will keep it from floating
Weigh it down to the bottom, food for the fishes
And I know that it won't be discovered
'cause I will be careful, so very careful
What if it doesn't rain for days and the river is reduced to it's muddy bed?
With a corpse exposed I would work in haste
And I might bury the bones...
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Weigh it down to the bottom, food for the fishes
And I know that it won't be discovered
'cause I will be careful, so very careful
What if it doesn't rain for days and the river is reduced to it's muddy bed?
With a corpse exposed I would work in haste
And I might bury the bones...
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jspooky:
She's quite the poet.
Oh yeah, and she's very, very hot.
Oh yeah, and she's very, very hot.
thejosh:
Dumbass, jspooky, it is the name of the band not the SG girl. 
I accept your apology, Erin.
I accept your apology, Erin
. Sick as a dog. My stupid hormones are out of whack...
I watched season 2 of Aquateen Hunger Force last night! So damn funny!
"Suck it. Suck it dry."
Going to get Family Guy and Cabin Fever tonight if Corinne ever gets off her ass and calls me.
I missed class today, whoops
Okay, I'm taking your advice and going to the doctor Monday to...
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I watched season 2 of Aquateen Hunger Force last night! So damn funny!
"Suck it. Suck it dry."
Going to get Family Guy and Cabin Fever tonight if Corinne ever gets off her ass and calls me.
I missed class today, whoops
Okay, I'm taking your advice and going to the doctor Monday to...
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