Tuesday Feb 17, 2004

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Ever been sleeping so well that when your alarm goes off, you almost feel like crying?

Ever notice that "Big Dogs" brand clothing only seems to be worn by the morbidly obese?

Get to see the BHL for the first time since Thursday tonight! She sure was in a bad mood yesterday, though. Hope the fog has lifted...
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fenway:
thank you for the compliments! wink
annajoy:
thank you for your kind words in my journal! thank you!

and i could not agree with you more about 7th and 8th grade. ick.

Monday Feb 16, 2004

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Monday = Mundane.

I hate having to track my billable hours. I always end up inflating them. I have a project from the absolute bowels of hell...it seriously makes me physically sick to think about it: Unreasonable client with unreasonable expectations plus unrealistic timeline.

Grey day.

Don't know where the Brown Haired Lass is, she's out of town at a conference and I haven't heard...
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neodrunk:
Ooooooo... a little Guinness to contemplate life over, not shabby. I like to do that frequently myself, however after a few hours of contemplation, I usually forget every crazy thought that just went through my head. Go figure. It's so good, I just can't have one.

You need to make the best out of the winter months here. For instance, I'm rolling up to the UP this weekend to enjoy some decent local skiing. You gotta make the best with what you got! wink

tonguemiao!!
tiny:
hahah nice swedish ahhaha

Saturday Feb 14, 2004

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AND THA WINNAH: RUNKNISSE

I am the wanking gnome

While Herr Vakker was also a good choice, the fact that I frequently make questionable, if not poor, choices in social situations merits the selection of Runknisse.

Case in point: for a quiet night at home, I drank waaaaaaaaay too much. All I know is 3/4 of a new bottle of Captain Morgan is unaccounted for,...
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runk:
Feh!

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runk:
Feh!

Thursday Feb 12, 2004

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NAME CHANGE UPDATE:

OK, no one has been able to suggest a new name for me, so I dusted off my Norwegian-English and Swedish-English translations, and here are a few I came up with:

Norwegian:
Runknisse- wanking gnome
Fyllesjuk- the process of having a hangover
Magaplask- belly flop
Merkelig- nutty oddball
Surrekopp- a kid with ADD
Herr Vakker- Mr. Handsome
Vanskeligstilt- Socially disadvantaged

Swedish:
Snorbobba-...
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ctrlcat:
I worked for Kwik-Sew Pattern Co. for about a year as a technical illustrator ... the owner was from Sweden, as was the design director (my boss) and half the clothing designers. They would talk among themselves in Swedish all the time.

And I don't speak Swedish, but I do have that Swedish/Danish/Norsk heritage, yah you betcha.
rebeldaisy:
i vote 1 or 6.

yup.

Tuesday Feb 10, 2004

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THE OFFICIAL RE-NAME ME CONTEST:

My name is lame. I am not really old. I do not go to school. If I hung out with Real OG's, I'd get ganked.

So, what do you call a semi-decent dude, a little worse for the wear but still can clean up nice, fond of the drink, likes the ladies, can be a little crass, and can both...
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neodrunk:
Please just don't tread on my alcoholic turf. I think I've cornered the market with that TC distinction.

And thank you for your support.

tonguemiao!!
neodrunk:
Betty Ford? Alcohol related... but that would rock.

tonguemiao!!

Tuesday Feb 10, 2004

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Monday Feb 09, 2004

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Ever notice that Red Bull tastes a whole lot like St. Joseph's Children's Aspirin?

Weekend went almost completely according to plan. Friday was pointless inebriation. Saturday was late sleeping. We actually crossed the river and went to Nami, a decent Japanese restaurant downtown Mpls. Then, went back to StP and got to the Ice Palace just in time for the Vulcan ceremony and fireworks. Then,...
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razzell:
Those nuns were great tipper too.I love them!
Ha! kareoke!That must have been hilarious!


Awww..I'm sorry you didn't get to the game . frown

It sounds like the rest of the weekend was great though! biggrin
neodrunk:
Pssst... it's February. Shouldn't your tree have come down a month ago? Can we say, procrastinator?

tonguemiao!!

Friday Feb 06, 2004

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Yes, let the celebrations begin. Another year has passed since I was brought forth onto this planet and, despite my general carelessness and questionable life choices, I did not die.

And, I succeeded in my childhood fantasy: I left the Christmas Tree up until my birthday!

Tonight: glug-glug-glug.

Tomorrow: Sleep late (hopefully avoiding further collisions with the cedar chest). Pick up the Brown Haired Lass,...
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razzell:
Happy Birthday!!! I hope you have a great day,and some fun in your birthday suit as well. wink kiss
razzell:
Oh yea,and thanks for the nomination.I just saw that. biggrin

Thursday Feb 05, 2004

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UGH!!! blackeyed I'm cursed, cursed I tell you!

I had a lovely rant written, hit submit, and it disappeared.

So, I'm sleeping away, and I have some kind of insane nightmare. I somehow flail myself out of bed and WHAMMO...do a face-plant right on my cedar chest.

Now, I have a highly attractive piece-o-bacon across my forehead.

I think I'm going to stay cube-bound today...I really...
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eyesplice:
Happy Birthday Eve, old man... ARRR!!! !
maya:
The book is about a Jehovas Witness, who starts to realise that the religion is very false...and she struggels to overcome those feelings, but realises that the must leave the cult.

Monday Feb 02, 2004

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Y'know, I just don't feel good. Physically. (I'm pretty positive mentally). I've felt like scheiss for the last 2 weeks. I'm achey, tired, yadda yadda yadda. 2 weeks is a little long to be afflicted with a vague malaise. Being a Class B Hypochondriac, I have been avoiding going to WebMD to check my symptoms since they're so nebulous, they pretty much fit in with...
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ctrlcat:
Nah, I didn't go to Humboldt, I was one of those nerdy smart kids. But Humbolt was about 4 blocks from my house.

Our cats COULD be related. His name's Ounin; his mama was a knocked-up West Side stray that I adopted. Whoever the dad was, he had strong genes: all the kittens were big, black shorthairs, and she's a petite Himalayan.
miao!!
razzell:
Me?Be an adult? Never! I'm way too much of a big kid for that. But yes,I do have to be responsible with money though.Doesn't that just suck? Yet it gives me the drive and determination to be a success.


So,do you feel better yet? I sure hope so.Here's a little smooch to help you along. kiss

Sunday Feb 01, 2004

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Aight...the Roomie's surprise was actually pretty cool. He had his daughter this weekend, so we all went out to the Vintage Snowmobile Club of America's national convention out on Lake Waconia.

It was cool, lots of old sleds I haven't seen for years. Drag races...it was awesome.

Massive snow today, which throws a wrench in the plans. The Brown Haired Lass & I were going...
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razzell:
Wow! That car sounds pretty tight.So you've decided to roll mobster style instead.Hmmm not bad.

So did you and the brown haired lass stay home and cuddle instead? That would be a better idea in my book. biggrin

Friday Jan 30, 2004

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Still feeling crapulent with the creeping crud.

So, I'm watching Sponge Bob last night, and I paid attention to this commercial that I've never paid attention to previously: Kids Bop 5. WTF? Why is such a thing even necessary? For those who don't know...it's top 40 songs like "Hey Ya" and the like being sung by children. Why? Hey kids! Like all the songs on...
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_sarah_:
Have you listened to some of the songs those kids are singing? I heard stuff by Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, etc that were all about sex and booty and so on.

It really bothered me to watch nine-year old kids dancing on the screen singing about grinding and thongs. surreal
razzell:
I watched the Notorious C.H.O.,and another that I can't remember the name to.Damn she was funny!

I hate those damn commercials too!Why the hell do they remake those songs with kids singing,and who the hell buys them?? confused



I don't think your too young at all to own a Caddy.I was watching M.T.V. Cribs the other day,and saw that Snoop Dawg has his own custom made Caddy called The Snoop Deville.
You could mack yours out like that and roll around in pimp style.Oh yeah,you'd have all the ladies on your jock then. biggrin

I say go for it!
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