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All day Sunday I had this weird ass feeling something was not right..........and I go all day with nothing wrong.......until the last 20ish mins of my work day....
Backstory
A few months ago this lady came in to have a tennis racquet strung..........which I did.
Little did i know this lady would be the biggest cunt in the world. She came into pick up the...
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ash:
HAHAHAHAHA omg you're so awesome it hurts! smile I love that story .. you rock.
memyselfandi:
Customers never cease to amaze me. Retail really sucks, and I get bitter with people sometimes. But. like you, nobody beats me at the game.
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SO I kept telling myself I wanted to be blonde for a bit and that I was going to do it.................and I did for like 2 weeks..............that is untill a hot ass boy told me hed loveme forever if I was a redhead again..........well or something like that.
SO I am taking this pic to send to him to show him how much he can...
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ash:
HAHAHAHAH Your friends sent u links to stories written by children abt MK& AO having sex??? Im so glad my friends arent your friends, lol ... or .. however that was supposed to read, I doubt what I wrote even made sense!
lackadaisiac:
Oh my god a real photograph, and it is the emo kid pic! Your lovely, and so are your um...friends. I doubt there will be any correspondence soon since I know longer have internet access or IM. I'm trying to save money so I can get out of this fucking place but it looks like it might take a while.
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ash:
I fucking love that ... person? did u use that paintbrush program on microsoft? lol .. looks like something my son would draw
ash:
Im such an idiot, lol, it even says right there in your journal that u went to a show
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So I guess this is what my friend does when I am at work with my damn ponies.

What do you get a My Little Pony SG set,, you guessed it great big pony orgy.
Yeha I know you wanted to see this.

I title it : When Liz is away the ponies will Play.
Photographer : Macie
Staring : No-name Pony, Gwenivere the pony,...
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ash:
OMG !!! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!! CAN mine over here get some action?? I have uhm .. starburst or whatever the fuck her name is, lol
whatshisnuts:
Excellent! biggrin
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OH MY GOD IM A LOSER
it has been like 2 months since I updated


I AM NOT DEAD


maybe

can ghosts type.........If I was a ghost I could type, Id be a kick ass ghost, not a dumb one that wore a sheet, I would be the most awsome clothes wearin, hot boy hauting, run on sentance ghost.


I will try to update to...
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nancespixie:
omg!! look who's posting!!!!
ash:
hahahahah your so funny, no laptop=no rubievixen in sg land!
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Here is the deal.............
I do not like nice guys, it is not my fault, its just how I am.
If you show any sort of liking towards me and you are remotely nice you mind as well just not even bother.
Actually you can like me forever and the second you do not like me anymore, that is when I will like you.

It...
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pommyjeff:
Happy Christmas Homie

biggrin
ash:
at least u admit it lol most girls just go on hating nice guys but claim they want a guy whos ... nice? ugh
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BEST WEEKEND IN A LONG ASS TIME
Makes me happy.
All I have to say.

OK I lied 1 more thing

PRIAPISM SHOW SAT
You better go if you are in the area bitches
check out the site for more info
http://www.priapismtheband.com biggrin
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whatshisnuts:
Over 30 flavors of cheesecake to pick from! eeek I love Godiva chocolate cheesecake. biggrin Chocolate peanutbutter cookie dough is good too. tongue This makes ME happy.
ash:
are they local to you?
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So happy.....got "my" laptop back.
So now I can remove the porn from my dads computer and send that bitch out to be fixed and returned to him.

one more time WOOOHOOO


So last night I was out getting a movie, and what do I see this huge ass line at a EA store.
Do ppl really line up the night b4 a video game...
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lackadaisiac:
Must of been the new release for Half-Life 2...or Vampire: Bloodline...oh wait..those aren't out until the 16th...
dusty:
aww...look at your doggie and your kittie...i have this insane picture from an L7 cd of a dog humping a cat...its fucking hilarious...p.s. thanks for the comment oh so many months ago...p.p.s. internet porn is great...oh how i miss those 30 second clips that give me just the right amount of stimulation to jack off to...although i have to watch the damn thing over and over again!!! lol...xox dusty
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So I am aobut ready to poke my left eye out. Its so fucking itchy. Who knows whats going on with that.
Probably a stray animal hair or something, but it is a bitch.

So who thinks I rock.............bah must not know me then (see it works either way)

Ryan has been kicked out of Priapism, god I make it sound alot more harsh than...
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amina:
If you poke your eye out, make sure to take pictures. Id so buy that shit.
ash:
Aww, glad I was misst! wink How have YOU been?
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I have a confession to make.................I love playing McDonalds Monopoly.
I went out yesterday bought 3 large fries and gave them away just so I could get the damn game pieces.
I am a loser.

This just shows that I need some sort of boyfriend so I can get a life.


Maybe I need to make a boyfriend application................topping off my loserness.
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lackadaisiac:
I suggest you stop eating McDonalds. I had to eat there the other night because it was three in the morning. I hadn't eatin there in months. IT WAS SO GOOD! Its like ciggarettes! You can't stop!
zero_angel:
MMMmmmm
McDonalds



Z_A
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SOOOOOO unhelpful


I swear I have minicrushes on about 1000 hot men.
They need to all get in a room and makeup so I can watch, and probably join in.


Yeah this was a great update.
Hot boys + making out + me = One really intersting day at work
whatshisnuts:
1000 guys making out sounds like it might get a little rank. puke Boys are naturally smelly folk. Grab me some nose plugs and I may just join in myself. You start on the left and I'll start on the right. We'll meet somewhere in the middle I guess. wink biggrin

I'll let you know about the show. biggrin
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Why does he not know how much I love him....................
Or maybe he does and just does not give a shit.


God I hope hes just blind to it and not the latter, since I would be having major issues then.
Not that I already dont
rickroyal:
Have intentions and desires been made clear? Sadly, subtle messages often go wayward.
niap:
Guys are not good at picking up on stuff... sometimes we need to get a good smacked in head to get the point.