robotsatemyhair

Tonight is beautiful.

I miss sleeping outside.

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zetamale:

Thy will be done.

Mar 13, 2007

nathanialblood:

damm now you have made m want to go camping

Mar 13, 2007

Upon Putting Them "On the Glass"

I am bruised
back to front-
mouth and ass
and face and cunt.

- RAMH

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crim:

Oh my....I think I just found your phone number again....

Jan 13, 2007

afterbirth:

Thank you for your recent highly detailed answer to my question.
To receive a cd you must ask first.
There is a list of what's availble somewhere around my dec 10 journal.
If you can't find it, I'll link you.

Handprints indeed.

Jan 14, 2007

Mistah Stitch educates me in the Laws of Kipple.

Laundry spins at this late hour.

Christmas is tucked neatly away until next year.

My new trainees expect me bright eyed.

Fuck 'em.

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mrstitches:

I fought a skirmish with the kipple this afternoon, but nothing short of all out war does any good.

Jan 4, 2007

crim:

Wait, are we talking about PKD here? Because, y'know, that's alright by me.

Jan 4, 2007

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piracy:

actually. yeah. i did.

wierd, isn't it?

you?

Dec 27, 2006

bowiee:

The best xmas card ever..

Dec 28, 2006

So! What are you doing for the Holidays? Tell me NOW!

From the other room I hear...

..."Stop chasing me with your fire!" spoken through my son's clenched teeth.

I think it just might be time for waffles.

... and there's egg nog.

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gilby:

That's funny. (I hope he was playing a video game and not actually being chased by fire.)

Dec 17, 2006

piracy:

mang you is cute. i like yore pikchers.

i am back in my much malign-able hometown for the holly days, falling in love with old friends that i don't have to deal with on a daily basis. living in a fantasy, effectively, but it feels good.

Dec 18, 2006

Today is better.

Today is a day of DECORATION!

Pictures to come.

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howdypardner:

Dear RAMH,

Post pics of the decoration. I'm interested! Also, new blog, you're funny and stuff!

Love,
Howdy

Dec 3, 2006

nocontrol:

You know, it was almost a year ago today when we went for HASH BROWNS.

Mmm, hash browns.

Dec 6, 2006

I want to make out with a girl right now.

Why am I awake?

Stupid bisexuality slips out when I'm sleepy.

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dholokov:

*bitterly masturbates to thought of RAMH doing it with girl*

Nov 13, 2006

swanage:

I need to stop being so sexy.

Nov 13, 2006

It's cold. I'm cold. My little fingers are blue.

Today:

Free lunch, babydaddy weirdness, very tired, hatred for my fellow man, madly in love with a shadow, funky smell in my abode.

Tonight:

Pajamas, reading, and being cold.

Tomorrow:

Wonder, love, and cookies.

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howdypardner:

Cookies are the best!

Nov 4, 2006

argonautgod:

When it comes to my body parts, I operate a free agency system. If they're not happy on me i tell them to feck off and take their chances in Iran. They don't want to be on my, I don't want them on the team.

Actually I saw a programme about organ sales in Iran the other day. At first I thought it was a health and safety film about Iranian butchers but it wasn't. Those places were right filthy.

Nov 4, 2006