Tuesday Mar 01, 2005

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Watching Gilmore Girls reruns makes me want a relationship with a middle-aged woman. I'd have to be middle-aged too, though.

From wanting to be 21 to wanting to be 37.... whatever
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mat8drb:
My 40 year old friend at work is pretty cool and does not act remotely like a 40 year old woman. More like a 25 year old. People are cool.
gadget:
Ha, gilmore girls rule.

Saturday Feb 26, 2005

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It's become hard to imagine the possibility that things were ever any different than they are now. The better moments of my past seem just as much like fantasies as anything I could conjure up on an idle afternoon, or whenever. Am I romanticizing the mundane or have I just fallen into such a rut that I can barely fathom even the most common occurance...
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fenchurch:
That's why I particularly enjoy reading your sentences, as it happens.
mandarin:
Oh I've heard about santorum the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex believe you me!

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Monday Feb 21, 2005

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I downloaded too much porn so the university took away my internet connection. Oh, the foolish lack of restraint!

Though I suppose the lack of this distraction will do me good. Or bad. Not sure which. Honestly, the lab is just a short walk away so it's not a terrible inconvenience.

I don't know what I'm doing for spring break, but it's probably going to...
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st_expedite:
Hmmmm. We started by sawing sandwiches in half, and we're magically working our way up to scantily-clad assistants.
fenchurch:
That's badass.

How much porn does one have to download before they take away your connection?




Never mind, the truth could never live up to my beautiful imaginings.

Some things are better left unsaid.

Saturday Feb 19, 2005

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I figure first loves are just a pain, but everyone else seems to get through fine. I will as well then, right?

I'm on a sample packet of Lexapro to see if I get any side effects before I commit to an actual prescription. It tastes bad and upsets my stomach a little. I think I can feel my sex drive dwindling already.

It only...
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fenchurch:
My parents are both psychologists and I've been on a fair number of them in the past, so I'm a quasi-veritable wealth of information, both objective and personal...feel free to ask me anything. You can hit me up on aim or journal if'n you like.
daniofthedead:
prozac nation = lexapro land!

Monday Feb 14, 2005

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aeryn:
wanna talk about it? I'll listen. smile
aeryn:
Oh god i know that feeling...

Tuesday Feb 08, 2005

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I've recently become fascinated with intersex individuals, and the holes they poke in our conception of gender roles. I'm guessing that, in Biblical times, they were killed at birth or something? Otherwise there'd be a commandment about them or something, right?

Whatever, the point is that I'm unfit to be King of the Sahara.
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aeryn:
I filled up my glass...
sexysuzy:
Intersexed people represent 2% of the world's population. Even now, doctors still practice this fucked up method of seeing if the ambiguous genetalia can hold an erection for 1 minute. If it can't, it's chopped off and made into a clitoris WITHOUT THE PARENT'S CONSENT OR NOTIFICATION. Fucked.

Intersexed people are awesome. I've quite a few friends. Genderfucking is also awesome.

Your profile pic is too cute!

"I don't enjoy anything about my sex life." - this should be changed. Sex is great. Discover it!

"I haven't discovered girls yet." - this also should be changed. Girls are great. Discover us!

Sunday Feb 06, 2005

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I'm the only unhappy teenager in the whole world! Study me, for science!
contradiction:
Ummm, no I doubt it. I was a miserable teenager.

I angrily shake my fist at the universe, and it laughs in return.

The hell with it. wink

Friday Feb 04, 2005

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Boys are stupid. Boys suck.
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bloodxflux:
man of man epidemic....sucks for us! xoxo
ferrofluid:
I thought god loved sorting 'em out.
Are you saying the tshirt lied to me?

Monday Jan 31, 2005

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Floss should come with instructions, or at least a diagram depicting how I'm supposed to fit my hands into my mouth to do this. Maybe the problem come from me not using a mirror...

Sometimes I try to have conversations with God in my head, just out of curiousity and boredom. Of course, I have to play both parts in the dialogue because of, you...
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st_expedite:
He would be a good fairy Godmother. Or Siegfried. Or Roy.

Okay, maybe not Siegfried.

Re: Floss: Be careful. I know someone who got their hand stuck in their mouth that way. Probably best to switch to dentures.
clara:
You know who's good at explaining floss? Dental hygienists.

Saturday Jan 29, 2005

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I haven't seen my own butt before, and I don't really want to. I'm not entirely optimistic about it, and would prefer to live in total ignorance of my posterial shortcomings.

I am alone this weekend. So, uh, sucking at Viewtiful Joe and forcing the colony of spiders living in my mattress to take up housing elsewhere. This ain't no bed and breakfast, despite what...
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granny:
this post is soooo... amazing
bloodxflux:
yeah, I talked to him last night, though it didn't do much good.
I love him, he's my best bud, but he sees me as so much more. and i used to as well. we've been together for 2 years.

Friday Jan 28, 2005

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I guess it's not in my nature to be reasonable, or to let go.
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daniofthedead:
nobody has the ability to let go naturally, its a learned thing.
lilac44:
Yeah, everyone hates purple here frown

bah
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