FireEngineRed demanded I write something new and I must obey.
We had a scare today. My sister, who is 8 months pregnant, got into a car wreck while my 3 year old nephew was in the car with her. Luckily both she and my nephew are okay. Angela (my sister) said she did not get hit anywhere around the stomach area but she's going to...
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We had a scare today. My sister, who is 8 months pregnant, got into a car wreck while my 3 year old nephew was in the car with her. Luckily both she and my nephew are okay. Angela (my sister) said she did not get hit anywhere around the stomach area but she's going to...
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I need to update this but I can't think of anything to write.
Hmmmm, still can't .okay YOU guys say something instead. Something nice about me.
or something mean 
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I long to travel.
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In A Gada Da Vida baby.
Hmmmm, still can't .okay YOU guys say something instead. Something nice about me.
or something mean
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I long to travel.
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In A Gada Da Vida baby.
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fireenginered:
WRITE SOMETHING NEW.
reverendbenzo:
FireEngineRed demanded I write something new and I must obey.
We had a scare today. My sister, who is 8 months pregnant, got into a car wreck while my 3 year old nephew was in the car with her. Luckily both she and my nephew are okay. Angela (my sister) said she did not get hit anywhere around the stomach area but she's going to the doctor tommorrow to make sure everything is okay. She's also had a bad bladder infection so this week has sucked for her. For me it's been the same ol' shit. I burned my mouth with pizza and then dropped it on my new pants. But that's not a very big deal. Oh and my bank charged me $90 for going $12 in the hole.
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The ugliest nastiest women I've ever seen came into my store the other day. She was loud and obnoxious and smelled like juicy fruit, onions and old spice. And ass. I swear to God she reminded me of one those hillbillies from a Tex Avery cartoon. She also had a horrible lisp and buck teeth. Hey say it don't spray it Betty Lou! I asked for the news, not the weather!
We had a scare today. My sister, who is 8 months pregnant, got into a car wreck while my 3 year old nephew was in the car with her. Luckily both she and my nephew are okay. Angela (my sister) said she did not get hit anywhere around the stomach area but she's going to the doctor tommorrow to make sure everything is okay. She's also had a bad bladder infection so this week has sucked for her. For me it's been the same ol' shit. I burned my mouth with pizza and then dropped it on my new pants. But that's not a very big deal. Oh and my bank charged me $90 for going $12 in the hole.
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The ugliest nastiest women I've ever seen came into my store the other day. She was loud and obnoxious and smelled like juicy fruit, onions and old spice. And ass. I swear to God she reminded me of one those hillbillies from a Tex Avery cartoon. She also had a horrible lisp and buck teeth. Hey say it don't spray it Betty Lou! I asked for the news, not the weather!
Phrase I've been saying more than anything lately: If it's not behind the box, then we don't have any.
I had this one hobo come into the store tonight. We walked up to me and say "Hey Captain of the ship. I need to talk to you."
I asked him what he wanted and he kept waiving me over to, I suppose in his mind,...
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I had this one hobo come into the store tonight. We walked up to me and say "Hey Captain of the ship. I need to talk to you."
I asked him what he wanted and he kept waiving me over to, I suppose in his mind,...
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tegan:
lol i just peed.
sg is the porn im lookin at.
hahaha
sg is the porn im lookin at.
hahaha
tatum:
Lol so what was your costume then?
The back of my Pringle's container reads:
Papitas Crujientes.
Tamano Per Racion 1 Onza
Raciones Por Envase Apreox. 6
and they appear to have one gram of Fibra Dietetica! Wow!
Hey dad, how did you learn spanish so well? I read the back of a Pringle can, son. So is that how you met mom in Puerto Rico? That's a tale for another time, son.
Papitas Crujientes.
Tamano Per Racion 1 Onza
Raciones Por Envase Apreox. 6
and they appear to have one gram of Fibra Dietetica! Wow!
Hey dad, how did you learn spanish so well? I read the back of a Pringle can, son. So is that how you met mom in Puerto Rico? That's a tale for another time, son.
fractal:
i want pringles too.
I uploaded some Halloween pics. My costume went over rather well. I will probably have some more soon. When I finished putting on the garb my dog went bonkers and bit me. I took it off and calmed him down. "Relax, it's me." He calmed down but when I put it back on he bit me again!
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Manny, the hispanic guy that owns the...
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grey:
cute halloween pics!
i'd leave you a testimonial but my creativity's all drained out. later, i promise!
i'd leave you a testimonial but my creativity's all drained out. later, i promise!
twwly:
yay for halloween pics!
My heart feels like a stone. Heavy and stationary in my chest. Stationary in its position just in case it needs to be used one day.
My stomach feels like a feather. Light and weightless trying to feel no guilt over what the rest of the body has done.
My brain is a neverending whirlwind of thought, ideas, and notions that could be taken any...
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My stomach feels like a feather. Light and weightless trying to feel no guilt over what the rest of the body has done.
My brain is a neverending whirlwind of thought, ideas, and notions that could be taken any...
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ophelia:
Reading... because you're bored?
*shakes head*
Reading's one of the best things in the whole world! (although I can't say I'm a big fan of Everything's Eventual, even though I've read it a few times since it's one of the two hardcover books I own)
But people actually think like that?
*shakes head*
Reading's one of the best things in the whole world! (although I can't say I'm a big fan of Everything's Eventual, even though I've read it a few times since it's one of the two hardcover books I own)
But people actually think like that?
mei:
that's a weird, weird dream.
I was writing three different things at once. Two were books and one was a short story called Where Have Our Heros Gone. It was pulling me in three different directions. The one I have decided on was the one I feel has the most promise. I think I may have described it in a previous entry so I will try not to souns redundant....
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fractal:
you're forgiven.
I had a compliment on my arm hair tonight. I do believe it was the first time. I think I would have remembered something like that. I told her I HATE my armhair and she said I should be gratefull for it. I'm not. She then asked me if I had a lot of back hair. I replied no (which is true). She then rubbed...
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tatum:
Lol that's off to get compliments on something you don't like 
That's happened to me before. I hate my arm hair too and then someone told me how lucky I was that mine was pretty thick. I think it's gross! 
Oh well, I guess everyone is entitled to their own opinions right?
That's happened to me before. I hate my arm hair too and then someone told me how lucky I was that mine was pretty thick. I think it's gross! Oh well, I guess everyone is entitled to their own opinions right?
twwly:
i like basset hounds.
I'm downloading porn from kazaa, trying to find the old favorites so I can burn them to disc. It will make masturbation that much more easy. Sounds perfect but the trouble in paradise is that I can't find half of the scenes I'm looking for. Yow there was just a giant pop sound coming from my computer and I smell something that smells like old...
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_sarah_:
You didn't spell it wrong.
I like your profile pic.
I like your profile pic.
grey:
aw, thanks for the testimonial. you can download porn from kaaza?! who knew?
you can download porn from kaaza?! who knew?I'm the kind of man that gets what he wants. Like today for instance. I wanted a Reese's peanut butter cup so you know what I did? I went to the store and bought one! That's right. I walked right in the store and said, "Hey bitch! Where are the motherfuckin' Reese's Cup?!" She shrugged and pointed. "Somewhere over there." That's right baby. She knew...
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madigan:
By the way, you're WRONG. Try again.
By the way, you're WRONG. Try again.
tatum:
Hehe you're silly
I've been trying to eat healthier. I have quit drinking sodas, I've been eating more grains, and I quit red meat. I've been trying to exercise more but I'm not much of an outside or gym kind of guy. I did a gigantic set of crunches and leg lifts and woke up sore as hell. Then yesterday I got ahold of something and puked my...
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I'm so excited and I just can't hide it. I bought an old electric typewriter. I found a perfectly good one for $10. Of course I plunked down another $30 for ribbon and paper but I don't mind. Typing on the computer just doesn't compare. The constant "clik clik clack" is like construction. You can actually hear the building process. I've started a book based...
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snow:
Dr.Gonzo is a fantastic member name
grey:
i am!
thanks for writing. that was entertaining. hope the baby's fine. that's pretty shitty news tho.your store? what kind of a store is it? women tend to be bitchy and obnoxious. just spit back next time.