Sometimes I feel fake. By that I don't mean a phony. I feel plastic. Like my memories are those belonging to someone else. I recollect certain things yet I only vaugely remember the faces. I can never relive how I actually felt at certain times. Even if it was a happy memory. Sometimes I don't feel I really am where am at the time, which...
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Have you guys seen that new commercial with three women that go to a run down hut in the South Pacific? One of picks up a box of tampons and says "Oh m'God I can live without my cell phone for three days but live without Tampax?? No way!" So the story progresses as it show the three women lay tampons end to end. A...
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trixel:
yeah, if I was stuck on an island somewhere and didn't have other supplies, I'd pretty much just let it bleed. There is the subtext: a group of irrational women having a pms emergency. *sigh* Commercials are toxic. 
I think you are officially the only person I know who's had a helium balloon injury. Bravo!
Hunter S. Thompson balloons? Madness! Did you draw some bat balloons too?
I think you are officially the only person I know who's had a helium balloon injury. Bravo!
Hunter S. Thompson balloons? Madness! Did you draw some bat balloons too?
_sarah_:
You're welcome.
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akid05:
At least you have pretty ladies to gaze at at your job. I got nothing but chimps and they're shit.
mnislahi:
That would be an awesome thread!! if u make it post a link to my journal.. sometimes i dont visit the boards a lot...
i really liked the second pic!
-Mni
i really liked the second pic!
-Mni
blah blah blah. I dunno. I can't think of anything to say.
I'm listening to Bill Hicks right now. There is not a comedian alive that is even close to being as half as funny and insightfull as he.
Say something nice about DrGonzo2000. That's my new thread I'm starting. Nah, not a good idea.
I'm listening to Bill Hicks right now. There is not a comedian alive that is even close to being as half as funny and insightfull as he.
Say something nice about DrGonzo2000. That's my new thread I'm starting. Nah, not a good idea.
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mnislahi:
He is very funny and i love those costumers stories...
missing_girl:
baahahhh I'm not nice 
~MG
~MG
I got a haircut earlier today. It was shaggy and looked like doo doo poo poo kaka. I love getting a haircut. It is cheaper and less intense than therapy. I like the way hair salons smell and it feels so good having an attractive woman massage my scalp. Sometimes I wish it would grow 10 times as fast so I could get it cut...
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audrey:
well night I went they won 3 to 2 but I here they lost last night. One more game tonight though. I actually really like the Braves they in my top 3. Giants and A's are the others. The game was kinda dull with a tun of foul balls. I was perfect weather though.
user209834982:
i work at a salon, its nice being able to get ur hair and nails done by professionals all the time.. and for free. i love my job.. 
When I was a kid it was very easy to irritate my older sister. When I was little I would ask my mom for a glass of two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen. "Oh that's so cute. Have you learned that in school all ready" my mom was say with a hint of admiration. My sister would just do her landmark sign and roll...
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mnislahi:
hahha thats pretty interesting.. i never got along with my sisiters when i was younger.. thing is im the youngest one.. tee hee
randumb_thought:
no, i'm not..i'm very upset. but i'll get over it soon enough.
all of my siblings aren't even siblings..they're half-siblings, from my dad's first marriage. and they're all much much older, and were out of the house by the time i was about 8..so i never got the joy of fighting with any of them :/
all of my siblings aren't even siblings..they're half-siblings, from my dad's first marriage. and they're all much much older, and were out of the house by the time i was about 8..so i never got the joy of fighting with any of them :/
The old man rested near the top of the mountain. There was still a ways to go before he reached the top but he was too tired to continue. Just then he noticed a young man climbing the same mountain. The young man would climb for a while and then stop for reasons unkown to the old man. The old man saw the young man...
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pyxlieblue:
maybe he's a masochist.
or maybe he was looking for lizards.
you never can tell.
or maybe he was looking for lizards.
you never can tell.
missing_girl:
you better watch yer step or your're next (my friends list cut..heheh) hehehehe j/k hope you having a good week. Mine is looking up..lol
~MG
[Edited on Apr 26, 2004 3:44PM]
(my friends list cut..heheh) hehehehe j/k hope you having a good week. Mine is looking up..lol
~MG
[Edited on Apr 26, 2004 3:44PM]
God and Satan they gamble when you're dead. Beams of light one's sprite....
finsh the song lyric. And win...NOTHING MWAHAHAHA!
finsh the song lyric. And win...NOTHING MWAHAHAHA!
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xynotz:
what in the hell? ^^^^^^^^ i must be too fucked up to understand that. im sorry
pyxlieblue:
hello mister mister
thank you for the comment.
i respond well to orders.
they make me breathe funny.
regardless...
i'm feeling much better already, and am resolved to slowly convert all of my body parts into titanium substitutes so as never to have to visit a hospital again. see? i'm practical.
thank you for the comment.
i respond well to orders.
they make me breathe funny.
regardless...
i'm feeling much better already, and am resolved to slowly convert all of my body parts into titanium substitutes so as never to have to visit a hospital again. see? i'm practical.
I uploaded a new pic for my userpic (oops-redundancy is the sign of a moron. So is spelling words wrong )
Wasn't I cuuuute? Oh but what happened.
I also haven't had much luck in convincing people I'm not an asshole. I'm just sarcastic that's all!
Tommorrow (I can NOT spell that word)-okay it's 2 am, so later today-I am going to start on a...
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Wasn't I cuuuute? Oh but what happened.
I also haven't had much luck in convincing people I'm not an asshole. I'm just sarcastic that's all!
Tommorrow (I can NOT spell that word)-okay it's 2 am, so later today-I am going to start on a...
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pulloffmywings:
you are god. I want you to make me laugh so hard sprite comes out of my nose. serious.
trixel:
I'm looking forward to your story
Adorable kid
Adorable kid
La la la la la la.
user209834982:
smurf theme song?
Lots to do today. I actually woke up before noon. Yay me! I've all ready had one meeting, now I have to go pay my electricity bill, cash my paycheck, buy a present for someone, etc. etc. I don't mind chores, it keeps me for sitting on my house bored.I'll be back later. I know you'll be waiting on pins and needles. Won't ya!
P.S....
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trixel:
I've decided to collect some of my short stories I've written through the years plus come up with new ones and send it off to potential publishers. Okay gotta go.
That's awesome! Way to go!
My dad liked the Three Stooges. I'm familiar with them, but not really into them, I'd say. They are a pretty interesting bit of Americana though.
EDIT: redundancy redundancy
[Edited on Apr 21, 2004 4:20PM]
That's awesome! Way to go!
My dad liked the Three Stooges. I'm familiar with them, but not really into them, I'd say. They are a pretty interesting bit of Americana though.
EDIT: redundancy redundancy
[Edited on Apr 21, 2004 4:20PM]
trixel:
Oh and I see the results of 3 day drinking binge photo of you and fellow writers. My only question is, where are the grapefruits?
I finally beat The Suffering. Finally! I did it at work while brushing off customers.
Tommorow, barring a death of someone I've never met, is my day off. I may go buy a new computer and I'm definitly getting a haircut. I obviuosly no little to nothing about fashion so I've asked a few people to see where I should do. I've gotten differnet suggestions....
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Tommorow, barring a death of someone I've never met, is my day off. I may go buy a new computer and I'm definitly getting a haircut. I obviuosly no little to nothing about fashion so I've asked a few people to see where I should do. I've gotten differnet suggestions....
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mnislahi:
i would join
haha you have one at least!
and aobut your hair.. i suck at advices
haha you have one at least!
and aobut your hair.. i suck at advices
shiva8:
get a faux-hawk! everyone is doing it... and you know you want to be like everyone else 
Sometimes I wonder if the things I remember occurred or if I just dreamed them. Or how much of what I remember is the myth I've constructed around what actually happened. And, is there a difference between actual and mythological? really a difference?