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Twenty first century American culture is a cheap knock-off of Hell. A plastic Hollywood built set of one of Dante's seven levels. I think if Dante lived as a contemporary, he would be find us too silly to be horrific and not worth the paper it would take to write about us. He would probably live out his days as a successful furniture salesman wondering...
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sarcasticmenace:
Heh heh...give us a few minutes, and we'll call ya! ooo aaa
blucass:
you're getting a gti too? hot damn!
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I am not skinny! I'm little boned.
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arete:
you only look that way cos you're so tall.....you um, are tall, aren't you whatever
scylla:
Thanks for the birthday wishes!
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Tonight at work I pissed off James Fortner!!! It was a great achievement! It brought me great pleasure. He got in the wrong line tonight!
beckyuill:
i just puke puke puke in the toilet. hehe im coolest.


shows how much i can hold my liquor.

what do they say? liquor before beer have no fear? Pshhh! well i got sicker!


oh well it was a good night... how was your drunk night?
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Well I had a nice time with my folks. They spoiled me as usual. My mom is a top notch interior decorator so she showed up with paint, curtina, etc. and basically we did that. So two days ago I had a dark, drab, univinting shithole. Now I have a nice, neat, place that actually looks like a home. As expected, my dad fixed everything...
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ovida:
Aw, that first grade dyslexic spelling bee champ with a black eye is YOUR badge of honour biggrin *applause*

Hehe, tantrums were fun, not quite as fun as parental spoilage (the way taht was worded makes your parents sound like ripe vegetables....).
juno106:
HAHAHAHA

YOur parents rock!
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Okay enough fucking around. I have got to go to sleep soon. My folks are coming into town to visit for a couple of days. They'll probably get here around 11 a.m. It's been a while since I've seen them so I'm excited, yet I am also nervous. I'm not used to having people over. Especailly Christians. I hope I hid the porn in a...
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lexie:
oh no, hes cut alright. It just appears that hes not. If he wasn't cut he'd look like a sloth.
ovida:
I think I'd both giggle and proceed to be alarmed if I looked up and saw the wind lifting you to the far corners of the earth. I mean, I'd laugh because "DUDE! That guy's flying!" but also fear for your safety, especially if you ended up in some sort of undisciovered pigmy next and they dicied to shrink your head or something...

And the chocolate bar WAS wrapped, merely spoils of my invasion of the theatre. Yes, that's it.

Mmm, nachos...Hehe, dingleberry biggrin
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Nothing really new to update. My life gets more and more boring. Uh, let's see here. My internet has been screwy all day. I've been playing/getting aggravated with God of War for hours now. I had to take a break. I have anxiety issues and that game triggered them. My hands are kind of shaky right now. I probably shouldn't be smoking.
I didn't work...
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wallace:
thank ya! that is a rad profile pic, btw.
april:
yes, i know all about that. we've come across some scary folks in our time. thank you.
great profile pic btw

-ape kiss
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I just got my groove back! Wait. Oh, I just lost it .
freakpirate:
Yeah I'm doing alright now.

We should really get you dummy strings for that groove of yours...

annie:
no i dont.
can you leave your email in my journal?
thanks!
love annie
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I'm in a reflective mood right now it seems. I can't help but think of those I've lost in the last few months. I miss my friend Daniel. He died in a motorcycle crash in Feb. while I was "grey". I got the news at work around 11:00 pm. I went to his viewing two days later. When I first walked in, completely engulfed by...
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lillithvain:
So, that painting is not mine. YOu clicked the link to my friend Bella's page from mine. That is HER artwork, but if you want it I can talk to her for you, though her stuff is pretty expensive! kiss wink
xip:
I've never really had to deal with death. I handle traumatic scenarios with dissociation. I pretend it isn't happening, I pretend I'm someone else and just go away from myself for awhile. My mother has a terminal disease that, statistically, should've killed her by last year, but hasn't yet, which is something of a miracle, but will kill her, and soon. I probably won't cry for days if not weeks. I'll probably tell everyone she's fine. Funny.
xip
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beccy:
thanks blush
holly:
awesome thanks.

have you ever been so drunk it is really hard to type. like you hands get off the "home row" and everything gets fucked up. here is what it would look like if i typed with out paying attention.

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jspp,r tp,r smf rbrtuyjomh hryd givlrf i[/ jrtr od ejsy o yepi;f ;;ppl ;olr og o yu[rf eoyj piy [suomh syyrmyopm
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On my last journal I started with "I am feeling much better". Yeah, well now I feel worse. It's nothing serious, just a cold. I'm tired and high on cold medicine. I'm going to hit the sack and I don't feel like typing but I'll be a sport and include my much anticipated and lauded "Dumbass of the night". It's not the best but it's...
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niobe:
*hugs*
miss_lady:
Hey, you, git off of there!!!

I LOVE the Dumbass of the Night reports! Keep 'em coming.

Get feeling better. kiss
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I am feeling much better today. I'm still tired but my stomach has settled and my joints no longer ache. I have also been up since 9 a.m. which is insanely early for me. I paid my cable bill (late) and my phone bill (also late). The second bill is kind of silly since I hate phones and rarely make or receive calls. While I...
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lorelei:
lol....that fuckin profile picture STILL cracks me up!
awryx:
mondays make me tired actually... biggrin