That Grizzly Man guy gets on my nerves. Well, I guess I should use the past tense since he's DEAD! I haven't actually seen the movie but I've seen the goddamn commercial about a million times. I know he was killed by a bear. It was probably "Mr. Chocolate", pissed off about the moniker he was given. I wonder if the Griz held up his...
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Apparently SG doesn't want me to leave. I've checked the box for "Cancel My Account". Under the "Is there anything you want to tell us" box there is a Submit button, making your account*poof* after the experation date. Well for me, the box isn't there! Therefore I am unable to cancel my account. I'm coming back, I swear! Just taking a little time off. *tries...
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rys:
Back hey 
shekinah:
I am so glad I am not alone in my love for the Police. You cracked me up with your comment about the bass note...yes, it's pretty funny.
Hey, take a break if you need, you'll be sorely missed but I am lovin' your new website.
Hey, take a break if you need, you'll be sorely missed but I am lovin' your new website.
Someone just called me on the phone. They started stuttering, so I hung up. I don't have time for that bullshit!
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benci:
I bought a cd to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the cd got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.
yuriel:
Wasn't me but see if I call you now ASS 
<3
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I found an old interview I did for Loser Magazine. Enjoy!:
Here is an interview originally recorded in July of '99 for Loser Unanimous. It is being printed here for the first time as Ben Norwood recently won another Loser of the Yesr this past Monday.
LM: Congradualtions Ben, on an unprecendented 12 straight Loser of the Year award.
Ben: Thank you, Jeff. It's quite...
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Here is an interview originally recorded in July of '99 for Loser Unanimous. It is being printed here for the first time as Ben Norwood recently won another Loser of the Yesr this past Monday.
LM: Congradualtions Ben, on an unprecendented 12 straight Loser of the Year award.
Ben: Thank you, Jeff. It's quite...
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user304975207:
dud you are so NOT a loser.
benci:
ok. OK! i am finally convinced that it will be fine for my son to watch tv...and to stop nursing before he is ten.
I started a thread.
Don't let it die! Are your genitals so far attached from your body that you don't like kat Von D?!
Don't let it die! Are your genitals so far attached from your body that you don't like kat Von D?!
mnislahi:
k!
skythe:
MAke it so #2!
My account expires in 13 days. I have decided to go grey. I'm not completely sold on the idea but I'm pretty sure that I will.
Edit: And waht the hell is up with my profile pic?? I've lost th' rock!!!
NOOOoooooo........
Edit: And waht the hell is up with my profile pic?? I've lost th' rock!!!
NOOOoooooo........
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mellisa:
i did that from october until mid last month. i love your profile pics tho, and you have pics of dead trees too! so dont stay away too long 
skythe:
I'll become impotent. SHIT!
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littlecooter:
Yeah....after I typed that, I thought....I guess it dosnt haf to have a point. I am just used to people selling something/someone/some idea on websites. I am not used to seeing websites for the sole purpose of goofing around/something to do. I didnt mean to sound catty, I was just thinking out loud........anyways, I like the site, and I will visit again to see more adventures of the masked asshole.
I had a very intersting converstaion tonight with someone who's opinoin I value greatly. I said my piece and she told me what she thought. She was brutually honest and critical as usual. She agreed with more things that I thought she would. I don't know what I'd do without her. I'd probably be dead.
On a sidebar, she is incredibly observant, but has no...
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niobe:
Awww.
In two minutes, I will be officially late for work. Calm down! It's okay! I am opening and I only live live .7 miles away from work (I measured). So why am I still at my computer and not at work, you may ask? I can't stop looking at Xiolita's boobs.
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trills:
Valid excuse!!!
Okay I'm trying to be a bit domestic today. In case, you know, I have a lady friend over.
Oh man, that was a good one! *sniff*
Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, I'm listening to a CD I made for someone while drunk on Superbowl Sunday. It's not bad but I'm going to redo it. Sorry.
So far I have...
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saraphine:
You're re doing my cd? anyway___
"Happy early Valentines' Day--Doctor Gonzo Hope it's fulFILLING!
"Happy early Valentines' Day--Doctor Gonzo Hope it's fulFILLING!
marginwalker2002:
I actually planned on doing some hardcore cleaning this weekend, but my girlfriend beat me to it! Cleaned my room for me! Good girl...
I did do dishes and tomorrow I'm cleaning the carpets though.
I did do dishes and tomorrow I'm cleaning the carpets though.
It's Superbowl weekend. HOO! HOO! HOO! Time to wash the truck!
It's the Pittsburgh Who Gives A Fucks vs. The Seattle I Couldn't Possibly Cares!
Nachos! Beer! Painted Faces! Knocking out current "girlfriends" up!
I certainly hope fat sweaty guys hit each other really hard!There is nothing gay about about a 180 pound guy squating behind a 300 pound guy bending over waiting for you...
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It's the Pittsburgh Who Gives A Fucks vs. The Seattle I Couldn't Possibly Cares!
Nachos! Beer! Painted Faces! Knocking out current "girlfriends" up!
I certainly hope fat sweaty guys hit each other really hard!There is nothing gay about about a 180 pound guy squating behind a 300 pound guy bending over waiting for you...
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sixele:
Hey I got your post card yesterday!!!!! Thank you! I got it with a stack of hospital bills and it made me feel alot better!!!! 
BTW I went to your site and laughed my ass off.... It has yet to grow back...
I love the video store rant. I used to work at a video store for a while and...... boy.... I tell ya...... I thought I was the only one who loved my uniforn enough to touch myself in it.
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BTW I went to your site and laughed my ass off.... It has yet to grow back...
I love the video store rant. I used to work at a video store for a while and...... boy.... I tell ya...... I thought I was the only one who loved my uniforn enough to touch myself in it.
[Edited on Feb 07, 2006 6:43AM]
anarchie:
Thanks for your supersweet comment on my set!!
It made my day
It made my day
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sid:
it just involved a myspace whore who keeps trying to get in his pants and my history of ex's who all have cheated on me... the last one was with a bitch he met on the internet... 
sid:
cause i fucking freaked out... i'm a total tool. 
uh ok haha
[Edited on Feb 24, 2006 7:29AM]