Lou: "On your bed... yeah"
Me: "Well, that'll be the most exciting thing that has happened on my bed in months."
This, my friends, is the sad, sad truth.
KFC parties on my bed while singing obnoxiously loudly to Miley Cyrus is where it is at. I should have filmed it.
Me, my housemates and our...
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It was awesome. Like... actually.
We spent as much time deliberating over the order of the songs as we did actually choosing them. It went from super camp, to gay disco, to 90's cheese, to dancy happy awesomeness and was all perfectly sorted so the songs...
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-Seen the Specials.
MAN that was amazing, I have never been in a crowd where people are that excited or just so chilled out. Except for the cunt that kicked me in the ankle even though I apologised for accidentally dancing on her foot. Some people are unbelievable. Clearly hates that I was much younger and...
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I may be doing some back stage with the English National Ballet school, they have yet to confirm dates still but it's still more definite than I was with the other lot... thought that was kinda my own fault for lack of having a CV. It's not my fault I...
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Fucks sake. =(
I also have too much work to do before Tuesdays tutorial, and a work placement still to secure. I'm going to fail at life but right now all I want to do is curl up and sleep and wait for this cold to shift.
I hope your sneezing is better today.
Holly came down to London to see me, we had a couple of drinks here and then headed into Kingston to go to Bacchus. All good fun.
Until I collapsed.
Now this was strange seeing as me and Holly pretty much matched drink for drink, and we...
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Going to hospital with no recollection = Bad Times!
It was always going to happen really... I justified it by my lack of nights out recently, and decided I might as well put the cash I've saved to good use, no? =)
Sooooo... here I am, hooray.
Nothing really worth writing about is going on in my life currently. I have bollocks all going on...
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Hair looks wicked
LED said:
MuffDiver said:
REUBEN; REUBEN; REUBEN!!!
Reuben, not only are You Very Intelligent; Compassionate; Understanding; and Patience; but You are a COMMANDING BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!!! "THE PRESIDENT OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN;" YES; But so MUCH MORE, YOU ARE A COMPELLING, RADIANT GODDESS!!! MS. REUBEN, YOU ARE EXHILARATING; IRRESISTIBLE; AND CHARISMATIC!!! As I was viewing Your photos, I was COMPLETELY CAPTIVATED and DRAWED INTO A SPECIAL PLACE, AND I FELT LIKE FAMILY!!! Reuben, sometimes OUR LIVES are BLESSED by PEOPLE who are so SPECIAL that we are HAPPIER just because we received the MIRACLE of COMMUNICATING with these SPECIAL PEOPLE even if OUR CONTACT with these COMPELLING SOULS is BRIEF, and PLATONIC; OUR LIVES have been VERY BLESSED by the CONTACT; and MS. REUBEN, YOU are ONE of TTHOSE VERY SPECIAL COMPELLING PEOPLE!!! To Quote: "Ralph Waldo Emerson:" "To Laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know even ONE LIFE has breathed easier because you lived. This is to have succeeded;" end of quote!!! Ms. Reuben, I want You to know that YOUR BEAUTIFUL, RADIANT;
MESMERIZING SOUL HAS TOUCHED ME AND I WILL BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL!!! Reuben, it is not the things that can be bought that are Life's Richest Treasures, it is the little Loving Gifts that money can Not measure! A Cheerful Smile, a Friendly Word, a Sympathetic Nod, are Priceless little Treasures from the storehouse of OUR HEART!!! They are the things that can Not be bought; for LOVE and THOUGHTFULNESS and KINDNESS are NEVER Sold!!! They are the Priceless things in Life for which No one can buy, and the Giver Finds Rich Recompense in Giving them away!!! Thank You for SHARING YOUR MESMERIZING PHYSICAL BEAUTY; YOUR INTELLECT; YOUR UNDERSTANDING; YOUR PATIENCE; AND YOUR CHARISMATIC SOUL!!! REUBEN, YOU FILL MY LIFE WITH EXHILARATING BEAUTIFUL!!!!! I COULD NOT BEGAN TO POSTULATE THE AWE INSPIRING STATURE OF YOUR RADIANT BEAUTY!!!!! THANK YOU, REUBEN, FOR SHARING PART OF YOURSELF WITH ME!!!!! IT IS THE PLEASURE OF THE BEE TO GATHER THE HONEY OF THE FLOWER; BUT IT IS ALSO THE PLEASURE OF THE FLOWER TO YIELD ITS HONEY TO THE BEE!!! LA DILIGENCE de LYON!!! LUST! & LOVE! NAMASTE!!!
Please dont hurt anyone. Thank you.
Jesus. Fucking. Chriiiiiist. This comes to mind: