Beware the cat arm.
jj_r0x0rz:
cat arm you say?
May you live in interesting times.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
allister:
Hey. I don't know if you received my message, but if you did, and read it, please let me know what you think. I am still seeking some help on that matter rather desperately, and I would sincerely appreciate any assistance you can give me.
Regards.
Regards.
scopitone:
Yeah, I'm inactive as hell and occasionally show up just to poke the hornets nest.
Sorry the nest had to be shoved down your throat.
Sorry the nest had to be shoved down your throat.
200 Catholic school girls are currently having field day outside my office window, and you know, its just not doing it for me.
Either all those raunchy 80's teen comedies have raised the bar to unattainable levels, or I really am just getting old.
Either all those raunchy 80's teen comedies have raised the bar to unattainable levels, or I really am just getting old.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
morningstar:
You're getting old.
I lived across the street from a Girls Catholic School for three years. Even when they had their fund raising car washes it did nothing for me.
I lived across the street from a Girls Catholic School for three years. Even when they had their fund raising car washes it did nothing for me.
obd:
are you sure you're not getting dead?
As much as it pains me to admit it, I may, in fact, have too many socks.
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
scopitone:
Are you one of those guys with an assortment of "fun" socks?
shal:
I have too many socks that have no matching sock.
I think when Bean and I move, we will probably find caches of socks hidden under the couch and bed by the dog.
I think when Bean and I move, we will probably find caches of socks hidden under the couch and bed by the dog.
I'm wearing white shoes before Easter.
I'm a rebel and I'll never be any good.
I'm a rebel and I'll never be any good.
flux:
One might even go so far as to call you a reprobate.
et_ux:
Are you sure you haven't confused "rebellious" with "tacky"? 
It took awhile, but I think we finally got our third:
"After 3 days of deliberations, jurors convicted Lawrence Christopher Smith, 25, of shooting Dom Perignon Champagne from his car the afternoon of Nov. 26, 2004."
"After 3 days of deliberations, jurors convicted Lawrence Christopher Smith, 25, of shooting Dom Perignon Champagne from his car the afternoon of Nov. 26, 2004."
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
max16characters:
I still think Ernest Gallo did it.
eightzeroone:
Poor Dom. I hear he just found his true love.
Red Baron french bread pizza simply doesn't hold a candle to Stouffer's.
I think tomorrow I will spend too much money on music.
I think tomorrow I will spend too much money on music.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
jj_r0x0rz:
i need pizza
wren:
French bread pizza is my friend.
The last of the generation is gone.
timmy:
I'm so glad we have the choice of a new generation though.
Apparently, there's nothing sexier than a man in a pink shirt.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
obd:
nothing?
et_ux:
do tell.
I got my wife's teeth in my pocket. What you got?
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
morningstar:
You live in New Orleans... You should have your wifes "tooth" in you're pocket. 
Did I ever tell you the story about the girl with the Egg Tooth?
Did I ever tell you the story about the girl with the Egg Tooth?
mistersatan:
Yeah, you win. Jesus fuck.