"Dogs have rectal bleeding at times for no apparent reason"
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ghettoblaster:
I hate to ask you for this, but do you know much about overtime law?
I really appreciate you keeping me on your friends list while I was grey.
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I really appreciate you keeping me on your friends list while I was grey.
[Edited on Nov 27, 2004 10:32AM]
Don't you just hate it when you're peeing and you have to sneeze?
jujubee:
I'm glad I wasn't drinking milk when I read this or else it would have come out my nose.
Wait.
Is that the same kind of thing right there?
Wait.
Is that the same kind of thing right there?
The recipe for Thanksgiving dinner includes the following phrase:
"Always keep a fire extinguisher nearby in case of emergencies."
I do, indeed, rock.
"Always keep a fire extinguisher nearby in case of emergencies."
I do, indeed, rock.
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shal:
Promise? 
scopitone6248:
You better watch yourself, baby. The two of you look eerily similar.
The good news is, I was not standing in front of the fan.
The bad news is I think its going to be up to me to clean the fan.
And it is one mothersucker of a fan.
The bad news is I think its going to be up to me to clean the fan.
And it is one mothersucker of a fan.
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niamh:
HAH! There, you've admited it and you can't take it back. You're a Homo-God.
st_expedite:
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[Edited on Nov 07, 2005 1:37PM]
Today I think I will both rise, and shine. Shopping and vacuuming await.
Happy Sunday kids.
Happy Sunday kids.
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max16characters:
Saving orangutangs eh? Well they surely need it so good job!
As for South Korea? It's very strange. I don't think it has sunk in yet that i'm going to be living here for the next 51 weeks. But that probably has something to do with the surreality of the whole situation and being in such a non-Western place. I do know what it's like to be illiterate now though. I can't read a goddamn thing here yet and it can be very frustrating (i'm sure you know what i mean with all of your travels and such.) Grocery shopping is quite an experience because i generally don't have much of an idea of what i'm buying is. If the front picture looks good, it's in my belly...mostly.
Thankfully (for me at least) there is a big American presence here and at least once a week I will be able to get to an American Ex-Pat bar and be able to not talk like a retard to get my point across.
There's a ton of this city to explore yet and my journals are sure to speak all about it. TTYL.
As for South Korea? It's very strange. I don't think it has sunk in yet that i'm going to be living here for the next 51 weeks. But that probably has something to do with the surreality of the whole situation and being in such a non-Western place. I do know what it's like to be illiterate now though. I can't read a goddamn thing here yet and it can be very frustrating (i'm sure you know what i mean with all of your travels and such.) Grocery shopping is quite an experience because i generally don't have much of an idea of what i'm buying is. If the front picture looks good, it's in my belly...mostly.
Thankfully (for me at least) there is a big American presence here and at least once a week I will be able to get to an American Ex-Pat bar and be able to not talk like a retard to get my point across.
There's a ton of this city to explore yet and my journals are sure to speak all about it. TTYL.
freyja__:
glory! glory!
I've decided to roll back the all lyrical profile, and return to a broader based, referential substitute for original thought or wit.
As I am lazy, this will happen gradually.
Carry on.
As I am lazy, this will happen gradually.
Carry on.
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sugarfish:
Yeah. But you love it. You love seeing me everywhere. Have I invaded your dreams yet?
caradoc:
thanks... it's good to be back
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niamh:
Of course she is! My mum's beautiful.
mthrsuperior:
Well the "lot of practice" you've had is bearing big juicy fruit.
I swear, if it wasn't for folks like you keeping it real in the politics threads I'd be going through monitors from skull bashing them about 3 a week.
Cheers.
I swear, if it wasn't for folks like you keeping it real in the politics threads I'd be going through monitors from skull bashing them about 3 a week.
Cheers.
I'm a Neilsen Family!
Tremble before my consumer power!
Tremble before my consumer power!
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s5:
okay. then i'll assume you already have real sex, queer eye, and the 700 club tivoed.
st_expedite:
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[Edited on Nov 07, 2005 1:33PM]
margot_dent:
HAHAH MAN thats so awesome, when was that?
trilobyte:
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odi omnes
odi omnes
[Edited on Nov 07, 2005 1:38PM]
Oh.. and UNDERPANTS!