reprobate

Once, I was going to write a memoir entitled: Talented, but Lazy.

I never got around to it.

RIP Larry Laurenzano

Tiny cupcakes, I love you so...

I believe, rather firmly, that there are levels of intellectual understanding and, sometimes parallel emotional understanding. That is, to grasp something intellectually can be quite divorced from internalizing it, for lack of a better way of putting it, having faith in in its truth. Conversely, there are many things that one can have emotional faith in that defy, at least for a time, articulation for...
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Rain, rain go away.

At least the gaping hole in the roof is no more.

So, this is Portland?

I thought it would be taller.

Washin' the dog, washin' the dog!"

Such is the glamorous life I lead.

Update: The dog got a reprieve owing to my mistaking a minor electrical problem for a major one, so now we're both dirty. Nevertheless, I got a lot of plumbing and laundry done in the meantime.

My milkshake still brings all the boys to the yard.

I need to start taking the bus, 'cause if i have to keep driving in this town I'm going to beat someone to death.

Note to LA drivers, since they clearly didn't cover this in Driver's Ed:

Do not stop for green lights.

You may turn left as the light changes, but not if you wait so long that cross traffic is actually in front...
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Ever have one of those moments when you realize "Hey, this is quite possibly the last point in my life that I can get away with having a mohawk?"

For me that moment came last night. I was drunk.

Surprisingly, it still seemed like a good idea today when I was sober.

Observations thus far:
Gay men think its hot.
People who think they're staring...
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There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn

On the plus side, the galoshes were apparently an inspired purchase.