Tuesday May 17, 2005

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It's odd, I've been so focusing on the end of the summer when everything will be settled, new house bought, old house sold, Bar finished, (hopefully) new job, that its only now sinking in that I'm moving halfway across the country in four days. Its kinda freaky.
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thefuckoffkid:
What's prompting the move? shocked
thefuckoffkid:
I will most likely come through LA in late July ... so you'll most liklely be gone by then! Darn.

I've always wanted to get to NO sometime, but never had a professional reason for someone to send me. Ckearly, I have to work on that.

I never knew you worked in film. I always associated you with the primates. (Cue joke about how they're not really that different.) My brother's a bit of a mover and shaker in the Australian film industry, which isn't saying that much of course, but he's a M&S in a policy sense. We're a family of policy wonks, I guess.

Friday May 13, 2005

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If only there were two extra weeks between now and the 20th, I'd be golden.
st_expedite:
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st_expedite:
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Monday May 09, 2005

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Sometimes the angels watch out for you.

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Perhaps I should clarify that the protective fortune in question was not my own, I was just musing. While it is common knowledge that my guardian angel gets hazard pay, I found out yesterday in one of those "Oh, I thought you knew..." sort of ways that an old family friend of ours, a now retired firefighter,...
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unravled:
Charlie's Angels?
st_expedite:
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Sunday May 01, 2005

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I ain't no first of May.
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margot_dent:
if by amoeba you mean a completely legal and completey dirt cheap russian downloading site, then yes.

oh, you mean for spoon? then yes. they rock.
st_expedite:
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Wednesday Apr 27, 2005

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When we first moved into the house, we bought a tiny little Confederate Jasmine plant and trained it to climb a pole. It is now in full bloom, and the size of a Wookie. My entire yeard smells like a French whore.

No, there really isn't much of a point to this, just sharing.
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st_expedite:
Ha.

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st_expedite:
Ha.

Tuesday Apr 26, 2005

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I wonder what the wolrd's record for subsisting on french bread pizza and Mexican take out is?

I think I may be closing in.

In other news, I just bled all over my laptop. Tim Allen eat youre heart out.
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st_expedite:
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st_expedite:
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Monday Apr 18, 2005

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I think my iPod has developed a crush on Marc Bolan.

How do I break the news to it?
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prettyb0y:
He named his son Rolan Bolan. No joke. That's just cruel.
flux:
I love it when you're a dick to people. It's so a-dor-a-ble.

Wednesday Apr 13, 2005

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Tonight witnessed the birth of my most glorious creation: Frankenhose. Forty, yes, forty feet of suction power, and it is mine alone to command.

So, yeah, its been a dull day, and one might scoff at such a waste of my genius, but one probably doesn't have a cobweb covered sixteen foot ceiling tha need painiting, and now, thanks to Frankenhose neither do I.

I'll...
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melladoree:
kitchen stuff?? it keeps getting better and better! you tease!

st_expedite:
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Sunday Apr 10, 2005

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I always forget just how hard it is to wash your nose hairs.
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samebeat:
I posted this in Sloane's diary as well:

I'm in full agreeance with you and most others in that smoking thread. Sadly, I was pretty tipsy and a little angry about some other political issues when I posted that diatribe and I definitely didn't make myself clear. More than anything, I wanted to express my frustration that smokers will defend their right to smoke (like I said, much like gun owners) to the death -- while some of the most pressing issues known to man pass right in front of their faces. Sorry for coming off like a twirp.
mistersatan:
Oh, grow up, wouldja? It wasn't that bad.

Okay, it was even worse, but really. It's just a movie.

Thursday Apr 07, 2005

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The verdict is in: two small cavities and shitload of tartar. Not too bad for a decade of neglect. Good job, teeth.

On a related note, why is it that we can put a man on the moon, and clone your cat, yet we can't make dental X Ray film thats slightly smoother than shards of glass?
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s5:
i don't think we can put a man on the moon anymore. that might be your answer to the xray problem.
henrytmensch:
you look tired, dude.
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