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"He treats people with disrespect and condensation."

So, it turns out that my practicing alcoholic, porch sitting neighbor was James Cotton's drummer for a lot of his seminal Vanguard recordings in the 60's.

Who knew?

We believe the Bible to be the verbally inspired, inerrant Word of God and the final authority on faith and practice.

Some people, when they contemplate traveling back in time, want to kill Hitler, or otherwise change the course of history. Me, I think I'd just go shopping. Or maybe just steal stuff from myself that I know I'm going to lose anyway.

That doesn't make me shallow, does it?

So they tell you not to eat or drink anything for twelve hours for the bloodwork, but then they ask for a urine sample. You'd think doctors would have a better grasp of where pee comes from.

I got caught in the rain today. Ordinarily, thats par for the course 'round here, but we've been having a drought. It was rather nice, even if I cant unload my car because it's pouring buckets.

Wow, least interesting journal ever.

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You know, when a statement like "So, this lizard fell on my head and I freaked out because I thought it was a caterpillar." makes perfect sense, you know you're not in Kansas anymore.

Apparently, the irony of saying "You can't let yourself be sidetracked by distractions, you need to prioritize" while talking my ear off for 45 minutes about things having nothing to do with my job has been lost on you.

All I ever wanted to be was a wealthy dilettante. Is that too much to ask?

It is a strange world where a parking ticket restores your faith in the system.

Beware the cat arm.

May you live in interesting times.