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I've been trying to figure out precisely what it is that not quite right about LA and I think I've got it:

All glamour, no romance.
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st_expedite:
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mandala:
there is certainly romance in LA, it's just hidden. Haven't you ever seen LA Story?! The roadside info signs talk, for one and if you're enough in love, from here, you can change the polarity of the earth, apparently.

Had fun at Moulin Rouge. I meant to ask if you play an instrument. Your in theater voice were damn good.
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7 1/8? Its both, actually.

Now run home to your momma.
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cupidvalentino:
enjoying the discourse on the israel/hamas thread- interested in your opinion
smile
artchick:
You are invited to...



More info here.

Hope to see you there! smile
kiss
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I was taking a late lunch today and running some errands (read: needed pizza) when who should come on NPR but Bill Kristol as a guest on To the Point. I readied myself for some good old fashioned teeth grinding, shouting in traffic fun but instead, I agreed with him.

No, not on the vote for Bush part, but pretty much everything else. It was...
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st_expedite:
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roxymonoxcide:
Hi.
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My daughter is trying to eat me.

I swear.

Fucking zombie babies.
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thefuckoffkid:
Oi, sir. D'you know about the legal group started by MissTyrios? It requires your august presence. Well, that's just my claim anyway.

Have you had your daughter tested?
thefuckoffkid:
Don't tell me you didn't have a blast!
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What's that you say? The fax you accused of me of losing was never actually faxed to us?

And it wasn't sent when you said it was?

And it was E Mailed to everyone but me?

And nobody though it would be a good idea to print and file it?

And now you want a pat on the head for the backbreaking task of *gasp*...
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timmy:
Didn't you get the memo about the TPS reports?
shal:
Oh yeah, staring is fine. THAT I find flattering. wink It's the grabbing and making a show of things that I hate.
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Note to LA:

I know its fashion week, and I know you always feel like the redheaded stepchild and like NY Paris and Milan always get to go to the ball while you stay home. And I know its perfectly normal to try and overcompensate for this by throwing endless PR parties.

However, no amount of celebrity sheen and glossy production values are going to...
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spacepod:
but that party was da bomb. werd. the astroturf covering the pavement was kwalitee stuff.

badum tsh
niamh:
Well yes, of course. Look how many comments the SGs get on their sets. tongue
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Jaguar

4/6/04 - 4/6/04

"We hardly knew ye."
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grendel_kin:
so it's official....

they killed the spotted kitty.

bastards.
trilobyte:
lol

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Spent too much on music today, haven't done that in a while. It was bad, but it felt good. The dancing tweaker kid on line in front of me was wearing enough cologne for it to quality as a weapon, though. That didn't feel good at all but he was so jacked he couldn't stand to wait in line and bounced off somewhere taking his...
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bridget:
No extra hour of daylight is going to make up for the lost hour of sleep.
st_expedite:
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Call me stodgy, call me humorless, but I officially hate April Fools.

Don't get me wrong, an opportunity to play petty and vaguely cruel pranks on your peers with impunity is cool and all, but we seem to have turned that sophomoric playground into "I'm really not funny, but I don't know it." day. One unfunny guy, is doable, half a dozen tolerable, but with...
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sugarfish:
Wait. That portable zip code thing was an April Fools joke? THEY FUCKING GOT ME! No really, they did. They played it so straight! Christ, how embarrassing.

So anyways, thanks for the advice. I've got the thing yanked out and waiting for surgery -- going to see if I can replace the fan or if I have to replace the whole power supply. I'm also seriously considering finally upgrading to something devastatingly intimidating.
guildenstern:
Would you like the subtle humor of replacing someones door stop on their office door with a large butt plug?
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"In America every man is free
To take care of his home and his family
You'll be as happy as a monkey in a monkey tree
You're all gonna be an American"
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niamh:
I know! My purdiful red hair. *pets her hair*
cheshire:
along with the heavy truth comes a wave of despair... no more smoke and mirrors here, true... but all our hands are tied... we are all chained somehow... Knowledge is the only real freedom that exsists...wrapping ourselves up in no chains but our own. heavy heavey truth. heavy heavy chains.


(it must be late... I don't think I am making any sense anymore)
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From the "Really missed the point" files:

An "I love America!" sticker put out by the Good Sam club.

For those of you unfamiliar with the Good Sam club, its kinda like AAA for the RV and Trailer set. They help each other with breakdowns, get travel discounts and so on.

For those of you unfamiliar with Luke 10:25, its an exhortation against xenophobia, provincialism...
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timmy:
I reall like things that say Tedro En Chine

Nothing like Mexico outsourcing to China.

Ain't it grand?
rawr_ima_monster:
yo.
-haven't seen you in a bit, way to be a dad and stuff.
Dave
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Never wake a sleeping baby shall be the whole of the law.
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mistersatan:
Okay, good.

God, could my journal be lamer?
bridget:
My friends just had a 9lb 4oz baby.
*shudder*