Thursday Jan 20, 2005

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A bad thing about living in LA: people who cant drive with crystals on their rear view mirrors.

A good thing about living in LA: Running into the Fonz at the post office.
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racer_x:
Dear Christ....I was looking at that right wing maniac michelle malkin, and had a funny feeling that i knew her...so's thanks to Googles inestimable search engine...i am able to conclude that , yes I went to school with her dumb ass during my childhood in South Jersey...funny thing because this is the girl who used to fucking cry because she usedto get called "chink' at school with me and my brother, all because we happened to be the lone group of kids with Filipino heritage at this school....now 25 years later she's going to be on the O'Reilly Factor tonite extolling the virtues of her new book ,which advocates the Japanese internment camps of the WW2 and how we should be doing that in regards to the" war on terror"...what a fucking joke she is...I hope I get a chance to call in and ask a few questions to her....namely, like...hey Michelle, you're Filipino, and there are AbuSaayef Muslims in the PI, you fit the profile, so when are you going to be reporting to the camp ?...

hah!
st_expedite:
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[Edited on Nov 07, 2005 1:47PM]

Monday Jan 10, 2005

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Warning: This Los Angeles is not waterproof.
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stiles:
I am the master of double posts!

[Edited on Jan 19, 2005 12:30AM]
stiles:
RE: DC thread

K.I.S. for S. ?

Wednesday Jan 05, 2005

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So, do I renew by mail and keep the Special Ed driver's license photo for another four years, or brave the DMV and try for a better one?

These are the issues that weigh my soul.
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shawndaddy:
hmmm... i'd rather have a special ed photo than deal with the hell that is the DMV.
sugarfish:
Good to see you last night, pal.

Saturday Jan 01, 2005

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I walk a lot for an Angelino, which by New York standards makes me practically housebound.

Very pleasant afternoon, but man, are my thighs sore.
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unnecessaryz:
You turning around all smooth and sure and informing me that you knew me was the coolest moment of the evening. Good to finally meet you, sir.
johnnydelicious:
Cool meeting you chief. Don't forget to shave them damned dirty apes.

Friday Dec 31, 2004

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I think I'm ready to put 2004 to bed. Its been more good than bad, by far but terribly complicated. Perhaps next year I'll let the leather run smooth on the passenger seat.

Nah, not likely.

Happy New Year, folks
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melladoree:
I hate being the third wheel all the time, I thought I was hanging out with SOMEONE, BUT they are flaking on me, pretty irronic I think
thefuckoffkid:
My birthday mea culpa. blush

Happy new year, though!

Wednesday Dec 29, 2004

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Yesterday, I went to grab an Onion but on opening the newspaper pod, I found not an Onion, but a locked cashbox.

Of course I took it home, playing the "Money or Bomb?" game the whole way.

It was empty, but a nice Christmas present just the same.
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stiles:
Money would have been cool, but a bomb would have been more involving.
midian:
at least you have somewhere to store cash

Monday Dec 27, 2004

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So, apparently the hip Christmas decoration here in the forgotten borough this year is those ridiculous inflatable nylon Christmas characters. Santa, snowmen, angels; Costco must have had a sale or something.

Unfortunately major temperature fluctuations, wind and snow aren't really very good for them and they're totally flattened on lawns all over the place. Its like they were raptured, body and soul, up to holiday...
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timmy:
i'm in upstate ny with the family having a white and cold christmas
st_expedite:
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[Edited on Nov 07, 2005 1:45PM]

Saturday Dec 25, 2004

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I dispense a lot of unsolicited advice (and its good, so you all should heed it), about families and relationships and life, and yet, like Cassandra in reverse I completely can't apply it in the moment to my own life.

My family is crazy, and they make me crazy, and somehow, I'm powerless to stop them.

Fortunately, craziness was deftly navigated until Christmas was officially...
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mrs_misha:
Do you have any friends in the areas that the earthquakes/tidal waves hit? and if so any news on how they are?
max16characters:
Yeah sometimes things work out best when your plan is no plan at all and blind luck intervenes.

Hope things weren't too damn crazy for you this christmas. Between relatives, in-laws and the baby, i'm sure it could get quite hectic.

Wednesday Dec 22, 2004

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I like to think I've earned my reputation
For rushing in where angels fear to tread
I'll take you home to meet the congregation
We'll all get together in my tent
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scopitone6248:
Quoted because Im an asshole and replying to your comment a couple weeks later

Oh, my.

Well, glad you're alive and feeling sassy.



Very much alive and ready to rock your face.


Have a Holly Jolly ChrHoliday wink
stiles:
It sounds like you are holding down the reasonable end of the scale in that disagreement.

I'm reasonably sure Satan is going to pop up from a sewer grate and offer me a Sno-Cone - my seventy-four year old mother gave me a nifty hardcover art book on worldwide graffitti artists (Graffitti World, N.Ganz/Abrams pub.) out of the blue.

How she is simultaneously getting cooler while still voting republican? The paradox is strong...

Tuesday Dec 21, 2004

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To the reader:

I change my profile significantly more often than I update my journal and its probably a better indication of my current interior state of affairs than my journal. Its also probably more interesting.

In case you were wondering.
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trilobyte:
I noticed that, actually. Secretly, all the cool kids do it. One of these days they'll add some sort of cute and/or clever icon to notify us when someone on our list has update a profile or added a pic, but in the meantime it's nice to stop by once and a while for a bonus chuckle.

Oh, and go see The Life Aquatic. Now. Really.

odi omnes
aperfectsonnet:
Does that mean that Broken Social Scene makes you happy, or that you're happy when someone dreams about you?

Sunday Dec 19, 2004

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Good morning, daddy!
Ain't you heard
The boogie-woogie rumble
Of a dream deferred?

Listen closely:
You'll hear their feet
Beating out and beating out a --

You think
It's a happy beat?

Listen to it closely:
Ain't you heard
something underneath
like a --

What did I say?

Sure,
I'm happy!
Take it away!

Hey, pop!
Re-bop!
Mop!

Y-e-a-h!
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jj_r0x0rz:
i can see you!
jj_r0x0rz:
i can see you!
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