I ain't no first of May.
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When we first moved into the house, we bought a tiny little Confederate Jasmine plant and trained it to climb a pole. It is now in full bloom, and the size of a Wookie. My entire yeard smells like a French whore.
No, there really isn't much of a point to this, just sharing.
No, there really isn't much of a point to this, just sharing.
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st_expedite:
Ha.
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st_expedite:
Ha.
I wonder what the wolrd's record for subsisting on french bread pizza and Mexican take out is?
I think I may be closing in.
In other news, I just bled all over my laptop. Tim Allen eat youre heart out.
I think I may be closing in.
In other news, I just bled all over my laptop. Tim Allen eat youre heart out.
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st_expedite:
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st_expedite:
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I think my iPod has developed a crush on Marc Bolan.
How do I break the news to it?
How do I break the news to it?
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prettyb0y:
He named his son Rolan Bolan. No joke. That's just cruel.
flux:
I love it when you're a dick to people. It's so a-dor-a-ble.
Tonight witnessed the birth of my most glorious creation: Frankenhose. Forty, yes, forty feet of suction power, and it is mine alone to command.
So, yeah, its been a dull day, and one might scoff at such a waste of my genius, but one probably doesn't have a cobweb covered sixteen foot ceiling tha need painiting, and now, thanks to Frankenhose neither do I.
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So, yeah, its been a dull day, and one might scoff at such a waste of my genius, but one probably doesn't have a cobweb covered sixteen foot ceiling tha need painiting, and now, thanks to Frankenhose neither do I.
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melladoree:
kitchen stuff?? it keeps getting better and better! you tease!
st_expedite:
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I always forget just how hard it is to wash your nose hairs.
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samebeat:
I posted this in Sloane's diary as well:
I'm in full agreeance with you and most others in that smoking thread. Sadly, I was pretty tipsy and a little angry about some other political issues when I posted that diatribe and I definitely didn't make myself clear. More than anything, I wanted to express my frustration that smokers will defend their right to smoke (like I said, much like gun owners) to the death -- while some of the most pressing issues known to man pass right in front of their faces. Sorry for coming off like a twirp.
I'm in full agreeance with you and most others in that smoking thread. Sadly, I was pretty tipsy and a little angry about some other political issues when I posted that diatribe and I definitely didn't make myself clear. More than anything, I wanted to express my frustration that smokers will defend their right to smoke (like I said, much like gun owners) to the death -- while some of the most pressing issues known to man pass right in front of their faces. Sorry for coming off like a twirp.
mistersatan:
Oh, grow up, wouldja? It wasn't that bad.
Okay, it was even worse, but really. It's just a movie.
Okay, it was even worse, but really. It's just a movie.
The verdict is in: two small cavities and shitload of tartar. Not too bad for a decade of neglect. Good job, teeth.
On a related note, why is it that we can put a man on the moon, and clone your cat, yet we can't make dental X Ray film thats slightly smoother than shards of glass?
On a related note, why is it that we can put a man on the moon, and clone your cat, yet we can't make dental X Ray film thats slightly smoother than shards of glass?
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s5:
i don't think we can put a man on the moon anymore. that might be your answer to the xray problem.
henrytmensch:
you look tired, dude.
Once, I was going to write a memoir entitled: Talented, but Lazy.
I never got around to it.
RIP Larry Laurenzano
I never got around to it.
RIP Larry Laurenzano
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max16characters:
I read Great Expectations. It wasn't what i was hoping for.
andvari:
You've got fire
I disagree with it.
But you have fire.
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I disagree with it.
But you have fire.
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Tiny cupcakes, I love you so...
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theseeman:
I wish you good luck.
I believe, rather firmly, that there are levels of intellectual understanding and, sometimes parallel emotional understanding. That is, to grasp something intellectually can be quite divorced from internalizing it, for lack of a better way of putting it, having faith in in its truth. Conversely, there are many things that one can have emotional faith in that defy, at least for a time, articulation for...
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st_expedite:
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Rain, rain go away.
At least the gaping hole in the roof is no more.
At least the gaping hole in the roof is no more.
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st_expedite:
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So, this is Portland?
I thought it would be taller.
I thought it would be taller.
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d23:
d'oh
the weekend I'm in LA no less
have fun in pdx
the weekend I'm in LA no less
have fun in pdx
scopitone6248:
That place is so primitive even Italians can make a living out there.
oh, you mean for spoon? then yes. they rock.
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