"The council also passed a resolution protesting Cox Communications' decision to remove the program guide from its analog cable TV service."
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34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
freakpirate:
I will never have prisoners of one sex gaurded exclusively by members of the opposite sex.
obd:
what about a monkey?
Home again, home again, jiggity jig.
I have a new favorite frankenfood: Crasins. Basically, dried cranberries. What's so special about dried cranberries you ask?
They're strawberry flavored. Impost-A-Licious!
PS: Next year's holiday craze is going to be stealing your friend's stuff, wrapping it and giving it back to them. You heard it here first.
I have a new favorite frankenfood: Crasins. Basically, dried cranberries. What's so special about dried cranberries you ask?
They're strawberry flavored. Impost-A-Licious!
PS: Next year's holiday craze is going to be stealing your friend's stuff, wrapping it and giving it back to them. You heard it here first.
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signalnoise:
i'm sort of reeling from cranberries that are flavored to taste like other fruit.
why not just make dried strawberries and cut out the middle fruit?
why not just make dried strawberries and cut out the middle fruit?
unravled:
I love craisins.
Also, thank you for your support in the Gazongas group and sorry I had to delete your comment. It got a little out of hand.
Also, thank you for your support in the Gazongas group and sorry I had to delete your comment. It got a little out of hand.
This year I resolve not to get hit by any goddamn hurricanes.
Its funny, there's an awful lot of "This year really sucked..." running around. I really don't feel that way, this year was just very, very hard.
I should be entitled to sleep in each and every fucking day of 2006.
Its funny, there's an awful lot of "This year really sucked..." running around. I really don't feel that way, this year was just very, very hard.
I should be entitled to sleep in each and every fucking day of 2006.
fenris23:
I said that exact comment to someone earlier today, er yesterday now.
2005 didn't suck, it was just really really hard.
2005 didn't suck, it was just really really hard.
jj_r0x0rz:
thats a good resolution
If its tourist season, what's the bag limit? A terrible joke, I know, but I was in the belly of the beast today. Fortunately, Big Nick is still my friend.
On an unrelated note, Santa brought me:
A New Orleans weight overcoat
A scarf with pockets
A lifetime supply of chamapgne coupes
The Muppet Show: Season One
A doormat shaped like an NYC manhole cover....
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On an unrelated note, Santa brought me:
A New Orleans weight overcoat
A scarf with pockets
A lifetime supply of chamapgne coupes
The Muppet Show: Season One
A doormat shaped like an NYC manhole cover....
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r3v:
Happy New Year!
surlyclown:
Hope you and the family have a great '06. 
(And one far less dictated by a pissed of Mother Nature.)
(And one far less dictated by a pissed of Mother Nature.)I have discovered the last hipster free place in the first world: The Staten Island Mall.
Overheard in the parking lot:
Her: Do you even care?
Him: Wha?
Her: Do you even care? Do you even have a heart?
[Pause]
Him: You look like a bag lady. You look like a freakin' bag lady right now.
[Pause]
Where'd I park the goddamn car?
Overheard in the parking lot:
Her: Do you even care?
Him: Wha?
Her: Do you even care? Do you even have a heart?
[Pause]
Him: You look like a bag lady. You look like a freakin' bag lady right now.
[Pause]
Where'd I park the goddamn car?
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mistersatan:
If there are no hipsters, it's got about 250% more going for it than the rest of the major metropolitan areas in the U.S.
obd:
so where was the car parked?
So, for the record, unless youre lookign for some prime, forboding real estate for your evil supervillian's lair, you should probably stay the fuck away from places called Skull Island.
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adjunct:
Noted. Now where do supervillains go for starter houses?
obd:
I thought the hot neighborhood for supervillains was under Gotham...
See the day, when men of good will
Live in peace, live in peace again
Live in peace, live in peace again
s5:
That wasn't 5 - 7 - 5.
Perhaps a genuine update, in (hopefully) significant contrast to the maudlin, pithy and self indulgent trend my journal has taken on as of late.
Things here are proceeding apace. Slowly slogging though the insurance company's calculated ineptitude, (again, hopefully) solved the dog sitter woes, done most of the Christmas shopping, decorated the house for a holiday we won't actually be present for. The usual post...
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Things here are proceeding apace. Slowly slogging though the insurance company's calculated ineptitude, (again, hopefully) solved the dog sitter woes, done most of the Christmas shopping, decorated the house for a holiday we won't actually be present for. The usual post...
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pointblank:
The week or so before, there was definitely a slow down, but I imagine it'll be much more severe over next week.
Personally, I wish the union could have found a better way, or a better time to take this action because I really think it's killing them with the public. They have a serious, very legitimate complaint, but people aren't listening because it's cold and Christmas. The MTA has somehow found a way to fuck commuters, its employees, and working people and come out looking better that the union (to many). If they could only be this good at doing their real jobs, you know?
Personally, I wish the union could have found a better way, or a better time to take this action because I really think it's killing them with the public. They have a serious, very legitimate complaint, but people aren't listening because it's cold and Christmas. The MTA has somehow found a way to fuck commuters, its employees, and working people and come out looking better that the union (to many). If they could only be this good at doing their real jobs, you know?
melladoree:
happy holidays
happy holidays
Yeah, that entry needed to go away too. I'm really getting tired of the other shoe dropping.
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stiles:
?
If you think you're a good judge of character, I will tell you this: sometimes he finest people you meet turn out to be scumbags.
Just because they're good to you doesn't mean they're worthy of sucking air.
Just because they're good to you doesn't mean they're worthy of sucking air.
surlyclown:
Quite true...and quite the personal quandary at times.
A late night playlist, dedicated to the money grubbing shitheels I call my insurance company.
A Hard Rain's A Gonna Fall - The Waterboys
I Think its Going to Rain Today - Randy Newman
Its Gonna Rain - Gentleman June Gardner
Don't let the Rain Come Down - Serendipity Singers
Its Raining - Irma Thomas
It Rains On Me - Chuck E. Weiss
Oh How...
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A Hard Rain's A Gonna Fall - The Waterboys
I Think its Going to Rain Today - Randy Newman
Its Gonna Rain - Gentleman June Gardner
Don't let the Rain Come Down - Serendipity Singers
Its Raining - Irma Thomas
It Rains On Me - Chuck E. Weiss
Oh How...
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shal:
Who's your insurance company? If it's State Farm, my mom works at their corporate HQ...
joscelyne:
I guess "It's Raining Men" doesn't really fit, does it? I contribute nothing. 
[Edited on Jan 11, 2006 8:47PM]