Hey. I'm not dead. I know the thousands of you that check my profile daily were getting a bit concerned, but i've been without internet connection or the time to go somewhere and use one. Still more to come later... 
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halloween was good, a little too good in some aspects, but still. Jambi the Genie was a success, pictures here soon. hope shit went well for all. back in portland for a week so see ya later.
hotcurry:
yes, yes... pictures please! 
erikawithak:
i like the picture with you and the glasses......... what are you up to?
Poor Boy Last Minute Halloween Attempts:
1. Jambi the Genie (the Genie in the TV from PeeWee's Playhouse) - I found a turbin today at St. Vinnie's. I could do makeup, decorate a box, wear a black robe over my body. Drawback: the turbin is white, Jambi's is red.
2. A Post 9/11 Muslim - Use said turbin, a t-shirt with an American flag with...
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1. Jambi the Genie (the Genie in the TV from PeeWee's Playhouse) - I found a turbin today at St. Vinnie's. I could do makeup, decorate a box, wear a black robe over my body. Drawback: the turbin is white, Jambi's is red.
2. A Post 9/11 Muslim - Use said turbin, a t-shirt with an American flag with...
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danika:
maybe number three, or two, the Jambi one seems kind of hard, how would you drink?
surlyclown:
#1 sounds cool.
#2 will most likely get you beaten.
#3 is pretty damn funny...and fundamentalist Christians tend not to like Halloween, so less chance of being beaten.
Good luck with the job.
#2 will most likely get you beaten.
#3 is pretty damn funny...and fundamentalist Christians tend not to like Halloween, so less chance of being beaten.
Good luck with the job.
so i'm trying to think of a very poor man's halloween costume...i really wanted to be captain tenealle(?) from MXC but i don't have the time or money to assemble such an outfit...i thought about Gee LeDouche, which could be cool if my friend goes as Brian Fellows (safari theme!), but i don't know if anyone would get it...
right now i'm thinking of being...
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right now i'm thinking of being...
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* Got the job
* Friends in town
* Squirrel is doing well, even starting to eat solids
-'s
* Got the job
* Have to move
* Two baby kitties have died because our piece of shit neighbor loves the "birthing process" so much that he doesn't fix any of the cats he has, but he doesn't feed them or take...
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* Got the job
* Friends in town
* Squirrel is doing well, even starting to eat solids
-'s
* Got the job
* Have to move
* Two baby kitties have died because our piece of shit neighbor loves the "birthing process" so much that he doesn't fix any of the cats he has, but he doesn't feed them or take...
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hotcurry:
Poor kitties. Congratulations on the job. What are you doing?
Poor kitties. Congratulations on the job. What are you doing?
surlyclown:
Have you called the ASPCA? Perhaps they can do something. If not, burn the neighbors house down and dance on his corpse. That always works for me.
Congrats on the job though, in so much it's money. And say 'hi' to London next time. It's a small world after all.
Congrats on the job though, in so much it's money. And say 'hi' to London next time. It's a small world after all.
Back in portland this week, again with the interviews... 
Why yes, i believe myself to be competent, efficient, goal-oriented, a team player that can lead or follow, an excellent communicator, possesive of a strong work ethic, blah, blah, blah...
...also i've never punched a fellow employee...well, not in the face...well ok, but not a customer...that didn't have it coming. now give me money, and i...
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Why yes, i believe myself to be competent, efficient, goal-oriented, a team player that can lead or follow, an excellent communicator, possesive of a strong work ethic, blah, blah, blah...
...also i've never punched a fellow employee...well, not in the face...well ok, but not a customer...that didn't have it coming. now give me money, and i...
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surlyclown:
Good luck with the interviews. Remember, when in doubt, lie your god damn face off.
Why, yes sir, I've worked around radioactive materials before. Yes, Cesium 128 is pretty crazy stuff. I could tell you some stories...hahaha...how much time do I get off again?
Why, yes sir, I've worked around radioactive materials before. Yes, Cesium 128 is pretty crazy stuff. I could tell you some stories...hahaha...how much time do I get off again?
hotcurry:
I hope things are going well for you... apart from the perpetual interviewing. Sometimes I wish I had a normal job where I wouldn't have to interview all the time. Damn freelanceing is cultivating my lying abilities.
Now that my birthday has passed i need to start looking to the future and i've come upon a new life goal: For my next birthday, September 30th, 2005, i wish to have: Hillary Duff.
She was just on Conan and she did those gymanstic flip thingies....and her 18th birthday is September 28th, 2005. So we're both Libras. She does music and movies. I like...
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She was just on Conan and she did those gymanstic flip thingies....and her 18th birthday is September 28th, 2005. So we're both Libras. She does music and movies. I like...
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danika:
I'll let her know. 
Thanks for birthday wishes from everybody Tomorrow i go see the folks for dinner, which is cool because we're going to a mexican restaurant called Nacho Mama's, but not cool because we don't get along that well.
I need to move away again.
Tomorrow i go see the folks for dinner, which is cool because we're going to a mexican restaurant called Nacho Mama's, but not cool because we don't get along that well.
I need to move away again.
hotcurry:
Haha Nacho Mamas... I love it. I hope the dinner is as pleasant as possible under the circumstances. 
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corkscrew:
Happy boythday, beeotch.
erikawithak:
have a very happy birthday!
have a very happy birthday!the b-day is coming up, and that sucks. nothing like a milestone to make you look back and realize that last year's query, "how could things get any worse?" has been answered quite sufficiently.
i needs me a good distraction.
i needs me a good distraction.
hotcurry:
Bah, you're still young. And this past year you had a hot, talented woman touch your arm... oh yeah and Cheryl Hines touched your arm too. 
So, i'm up late and listening to TV and am now a bit concerned about the economy. You ever seen that fuckin psycho with the riddler outfit that used to be on infomercials hollering about all this free government money that can make you rich?
Well I just saw him again and he's hollerin about a bunch of government money that can help you...
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Well I just saw him again and he's hollerin about a bunch of government money that can help you...
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sadiemae:
as long as it's not postdated for next year, or even next week.
love the pic with the EMF shirt...thank god someone remembered them (besides me.)
love the pic with the EMF shirt...thank god someone remembered them (besides me.)
erikawithak:
shut up! i was so drunk when i wrote that i can't believe i'm that mushy
A Short List of Things That Put Me in a Better Mood:
Ace of Base
Death - The Manga
Grosse Pointe Blank
In Touch Magazine
Junior Senior
Powell's Bookstore
Reno 911!
Sealab 2021
Spike Jonze videos
The Onion
Wario Ware
In Portland again today, then a show in Eugene on Sunday. I need to find more time for things on my list.
Ace of Base
Death - The Manga
Grosse Pointe Blank
In Touch Magazine
Junior Senior
Powell's Bookstore
Reno 911!
Sealab 2021
Spike Jonze videos
The Onion
Wario Ware
In Portland again today, then a show in Eugene on Sunday. I need to find more time for things on my list.
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hotcurry:
You'll aways be hardcore funny in my book. Which is far better than hardcore by virtue of jamming metal through your face.
erikawithak:
i don't have any pictures of me as a blonde, and i already dyrd my hair again
glad you're not dead