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i really know i ought to do some overtime, but the idea of voluntarily coming back to this place a day earlier than i'm supposed ain't gellin'...plus Chuck Palahniuk is doing one of his infamous free readings that night...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

crappy weekend...and to think i was feeling guilty about not visiting my parents enough....i miss being in LA, largely because of the distance it put between us...

i had to buy lots o' shit to make up for it...

Nobody Lives Forever: The Rise and Fall of Brit Pop DVD
Reno 911! first season DVD set
Spinal Tap special edition DVD
Princess Bride special edition...
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so...exactly how bad of a son are you if your excuse for not hanging out with mom for mom's day is that you just bought a new video game???

anywho, i got a cool new sweater today, so that's good.

i'm back at work, blech, and feeling uninspired so i done stoled this:

"I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions. Any 3, no matter how personal, dirty, private, or random. I have to answer them honestly. In turn, you have to post this message in your own journal and you have to answer the questions that are asked to you. "...
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just 3 hrs to go of a very fucked up work week...

also....just read that kidnapped rich bride-to-be lady actually just ran away...i read that "her family posted a $100,000 reward for her return or the arrest and conviction of those responsible for her disappearance."

so, does she get the money now?

did you hear the one about the priest, the fish, and the number 7 that walked into a bar?

if you did, could tell me how it ends, i'm dying to know.

uh....guess what.....EELS, mutha fucka, that's what!!!!!!!!

doesn't it suck when the job itself isn't bad, but the fucking bastards you have to work with make it goddamned intolerable? it's so true.

ohhhh you mother fuckers.... portland is whack..... yeah i said it.... whack.

so i go to see my future wife, Sarah Vowell, and the dipshits have a terrible sound system for such a huge crowd and, at one point, even turn her volume down. she had to yell everything. she said she was glad her mother wasn't there because she's never had to yell the...
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If i can just make it through this craptastic night of work i have a pretty damn decent weekend to look forward to:

Cranium on Saturday, possibly...
Sarah Vowell at Wordstock on Sunday
Kung Fu Hustle comes to town
The French Connection at the Laurelhurst Theater

and the big one:A NEW EELS ALBUM!!! on Tuesday (a double CD at that)

plus i think...
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T E A M W O R K
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.


Whyyyyyy does the man insist on putting these whack-ass posters up in offices??? Besides, the poster obviously forgets, like, meteors...those things change the earth pretty fuckin' drastically. Plus i wonder if terrorists have these...
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Me and K have decided to become professional jerks...

...now to find a way to get paid for it.

so....thanks to people that commented on my tax day rant. sometimes i wonder if i'm just cranky because because....or if there's good reason.

i haven't been drinking lately....i was thinking how all those crapass brochures are like

Do you drink...
A) All the time
B) Socially
C) Never

and...well...it's definitely not Never, and i don't go out Socially, so uh....yeah....i'm quitting as a test for...
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