So a friend recently asked who i would consider my dream girl, but i couldn't think of just one so i decided that she would have to be some combination of the following listed in no particular order:
Shirley Manson
Aaliyah
Gwen Stefani
Jane Lane
Justine Frischmann (circa 1996)
Sarah Vowell
Morgan Webb
Sofia Coppola
Faye Valentine
Sarah Silverman
Angelina Jolie
Salma Hayek
Sade
Devi...
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Shirley Manson
Aaliyah
Gwen Stefani
Jane Lane
Justine Frischmann (circa 1996)
Sarah Vowell
Morgan Webb
Sofia Coppola
Faye Valentine
Sarah Silverman
Angelina Jolie
Salma Hayek
Sade
Devi...
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porcelainheart:
thanks 
dr_ew:
Hooray for beer!
yay!!! we found shelled nuts for Earl!
...he got a little bit territorial at first, but now he's just stoked to have 'em.
tomorrow i go to the eye doctor to do some tests and measures and later they'll shoot at laser at my face and supposedly i won't have to wear my glasses anymore....
.....i don't like doctor offices.
...he got a little bit territorial at first, but now he's just stoked to have 'em.
tomorrow i go to the eye doctor to do some tests and measures and later they'll shoot at laser at my face and supposedly i won't have to wear my glasses anymore....
.....i don't like doctor offices.
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porcelainheart:
i hope your docot visit doesn't turn out like the family guy episode. just make sure the doc's name isn't mr. skywalker.
grendel_kin:
sure...you don't like doctors.
...but ya gotta love lasers.
fuck it, man...a little zap-zap, and then some "thank god almighty, i can see...i can fucking see, and holy shit...
...was everybody always this unattractive?"
...but ya gotta love lasers.
fuck it, man...a little zap-zap, and then some "thank god almighty, i can see...i can fucking see, and holy shit...
...was everybody always this unattractive?"
busy weekend:
ghetto potluck on sunday
going to get my lasick eye surgery consultation on monday
bowling on tuesday
also there will be an assortment of etceteras.
also, have i ever told how much it annoys me when people drop the "r" when saying "February," "temperature," and, worst of all, "library?"...i didn't?!?!....well there you go then.
ghetto potluck on sunday
going to get my lasick eye surgery consultation on monday
bowling on tuesday
also there will be an assortment of etceteras.
also, have i ever told how much it annoys me when people drop the "r" when saying "February," "temperature," and, worst of all, "library?"...i didn't?!?!....well there you go then.
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kittypiefacehead:
people are crazy
surlyclown:
I want that Lasick my own self. I'm too damn blind...dammit.
so the good news is that theSTART show was fucking brilliant...i love seeing them. also i got a bitchin' shirt of theirs.
the bad news is that i've slunk (if that's a word.....hell, even if it isn't i'm using it) into some sort of crappy-ass depression...i'm sick of "friends" that don't ever call and my job and this town and the shit-ass comedy scene in...
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the bad news is that i've slunk (if that's a word.....hell, even if it isn't i'm using it) into some sort of crappy-ass depression...i'm sick of "friends" that don't ever call and my job and this town and the shit-ass comedy scene in...
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kittypiefacehead:
The way I see it is you can either change your perspective on the things that bother you OR you can try to change the things themselves. Either way things will be different then and probably improve.
kittypiefacehead:
If I hadn't burned out on bowling at an early age due to being in the afterschool bowling program for too many years I would say that's a swell idea. 
yay!!!! so, last night i wasn't able to get to see Garbage because i had stupid work, but i get to see theSTART tonight because they're playing before Sinferno tonight! yay!!!!
what an exciting update, eh?
what an exciting update, eh?
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tiffanymarie:
did you stick around last night at sinferno? or did you even attend?
tiffanymarie:
thanks i appreciate that.
some mother fucker tried to steal my fucking laundry....in my own apartment building....on my own floor....and we have mother fucking surveillance cameras....
i woke up early just to do laundry before catching the bus to work, right? when i put clothes in the washers i notice somebody's clothes are just finishing in the two dryers...cut to an hour plus later they haven't picked their shit...
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i woke up early just to do laundry before catching the bus to work, right? when i put clothes in the washers i notice somebody's clothes are just finishing in the two dryers...cut to an hour plus later they haven't picked their shit...
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dr_ew:
Booty shorts, made me snicker.
dr_ew:
Hey, someone has to make sure the sun comes back up again.
So, this family goes into a talent agent's office and says, "We've got an act you've just got to see..."
Saw The Aristocrats....fucking hilarious...and i'm not the biggest fan of comics that always feel the need to work blue...unless said comic is Bob Saget...or a mime.
Also, it's pretty sad when you dread the day you have to play a vido game....but i've been ramping...
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Saw The Aristocrats....fucking hilarious...and i'm not the biggest fan of comics that always feel the need to work blue...unless said comic is Bob Saget...or a mime.
Also, it's pretty sad when you dread the day you have to play a vido game....but i've been ramping...
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dr_ew:
Sorry man I wasn't trying to force anything on you.
It will be OK. You don't have to send me anything.
It will be OK. You don't have to send me anything.
hotcurry:
I saw it twice so far. So very funny. I almost fell out of my chair.
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kittypiefacehead:
I never knew either. Must DL NOW.
surlyclown:
Shifty and Surly...two great tastes that go together.
i gots me a Nintendog!!!!!!!!
He is a little black pug named Hank.
The game is ran largely on voice commands. The people on the train look at me much stranger now.
He is a little black pug named Hank.
The game is ran largely on voice commands. The people on the train look at me much stranger now.
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porcelainheart:
yeah, jack's afraid of this tissue box.
kittypiefacehead:
I will take a pic of that place.
The movie was okay. I wasn't really impressed, but entertained anyway.
40 year old Virgin was better. Go see THAT.(:
The movie was okay. I wasn't really impressed, but entertained anyway.
40 year old Virgin was better. Go see THAT.(:
so since Fate has decided to be a fucker i'm going to just give up and let Fate take over...
I have half the year off, yet the three concerts i'd kill to go to are all on work days
Garbage w/theSTART
Nine Inch Nails
Gwen Stefani w/ M.I.A. (grrrrrrrrr
)
so....i'm diligently following all the contests to get free tix and whichever one (if)...
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I have half the year off, yet the three concerts i'd kill to go to are all on work days
Garbage w/theSTART
Nine Inch Nails
Gwen Stefani w/ M.I.A. (grrrrrrrrr
)
so....i'm diligently following all the contests to get free tix and whichever one (if)...
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kittypiefacehead:
resisting urges to splurge like MAD on concert tix because i'm not in a good mood.......concert therapy.....mmmmmmm
dr_ew:
I was watching a public access show of local standup down here. It was a sad display of guys complaining about not getting laid and then making sexist remarks. It could have been funny if they realized the connection between the two.
The only guy that was funny was an alcoholic that told his tales of being arrested for drunk driving.
The only guy that was funny was an alcoholic that told his tales of being arrested for drunk driving.
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hotcurry:
That's just about the cutest journal ever.
kittypiefacehead:
Had it been ANYONE from SG, it really wouldn't have been a bad thing. Oh well. Can't have that luxury today can we.
....so me and K were in this store on Hawthorne that sells old magazines and picked up a couple old Playboys (with Dita Von Teese and Tiffany). it hit me how ridiculous of a magazine it is.
#1. "I read it for the articles" They seek out the top fiction writers and pony up the dough for the great interviews...and then apparently let horny nascar...
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#1. "I read it for the articles" They seek out the top fiction writers and pony up the dough for the great interviews...and then apparently let horny nascar...
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surlyclown:
You know...you're totally right. I subscribed in my teens and got another subscription a year or two ago. But I realized I don't like my women vapid and airbrushed. They do have some good interviews occasionally and the fiction can be awesome (it was the first place Chuck Palahniuk's 'Guts' appeared in print.) But I canceled my subscription and dammit if there isn't much else out there for the discerning man of letters and perversion. *sigh*
dr_ew:
The only mag I ever buy is Perfect Ten. I have the internet for porn.