TThe girl stopped over for dinner. She had to use the bathroom and when she walked out she said "we need to have a talk about your Porn" holding up my issue of Guns and Ammo, my response was "I only get it to read the articles".

I love to hear her laugh.

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Ha, I love a woman with a great sense of humor. Hang on to that one!

my old neighbors are having a party to celebrate their wedding and because this is eachothers second marriage they have five kids between them. I am getting them two bottles of wine and a 32 pack of earplugs.

I had a date with someone I knew in high school Saturday night. That was the most relaxed I've ever been on a date. I wish I could be that cool all the time.

I had some transmission work done on my car and during several phone calls the phrase "My best guy is up to his elbow in your tranny". Seriously and I didn't snicker once.

I'm figuring that sometime in the near future I'm just going to break down and have a laughing fit for a good hour or so.

I was pretty sure that I've moved on from "the girl". Today tested me and I think I failed. I got an email reminder that her birthday is coming up.

FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

Half of my thoughts are to send her flowers and the other half is to send her a box of dog shit.

I talked to a friend about this because he just went...
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I've been good about what I eat, almost exclusively fruits and veggies occasionally some chicken. Today was my big ole cheat day, chicken taco's and a boat load of them. I'm learning to back off of the hot hot stuff so no jalapeno's but still spicy.

I am putting off buying a scale because I will become obsessed with how much...
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Going out with my old friends to celebrate was a huge let down. I turns out only one of them was allowed to drink and two of them had to be home by midnight. I hate having responsibilities, way overrated.

Weverything are having a divorce party for a friend now that all of the paperwork is all signed. I'm the designated driver because I drive a big old crown vic so plenty of room. It's basically going to be a bachelor party but better he doesn't have to worry about ruining his life if he gets laid tonight.

I'm happy for...
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Prepped to go varmint hunting this weekend and what is the first thing I do, you guessed it I stepped into a hole and wrenched my knee and ankle. I think that I'm more of a danger to myself than the furry woodland creatures.

Next week I'm riding the quad up to the top of the hill so i wont have to walk...
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