Sun+RedHead-sun block= ouch my fucking skin hurts. I should know better but alas it was nice, I was out for a walk and decided WTF. Got on one of the commercial trails that goes along the lake and before I knew it 10km later, I had a slight headache and was a little dizzy. Ah sun stroke my old friend. I also didn't realize that...
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WTF. Canucks and Sharks, seriously get the lead out. Stop toying with Nashville and Detroit, smack that ass and put em on the street where they belong. Christ. Not much for hype or shit talk, but I am a Canucks fan so I'll still stand by my team, despite them starting to suck miles of cock.
Deep breath.
So my week of BS is finally...
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Deep breath.
So my week of BS is finally...
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ceri:
we had to go back in for something and when we came back out there were two more cops out there......
Funny retail sign of the day : Diaper BLOWOUT. There has to be a better way to say that diapers are cheap. The little volcanic drawing on the sign was that extra touch of funny. I so need a day off. My brain mouth filter is letting way too much through. We all got new chairs in the office today, like I give a fuck...
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Its a good thing I have a strong stomach. I got to clean up some kids puke today. Harfed strawberries all over the place. Guess thats what you get when you start shoveling shit in your mouth in the produce dept. Dumbass. Then I decided to clean the pork fresh meat cooler. I was going to take pictures to see how many of you I...
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So the Canucks pulled it off. Good. Im not going to shit talk because lets face it, the performance was shit. Giving up 3 straight games isn't something worth talking about, so lets hope Round 2 is better. As keeping with my theme of retail stigmas, my new profile pic is for Mothers Day. Clearly this kid doesn't take shit, kinda like a photo enhanced...
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sextrash:
Thanks hun, guess I'll have to call them and try to figure it out.
lolablu:
I'm devoted enough that I'm making personal sacrifices, dealing with a lot of lack of support from people around me, and drastically changing my life for this person, even though I haven't been in the same country as him for 2 years and won't be for another 10 months. I don't think going on some dates or even hooking up with other people in the interim affects my devotion. You're entitled to your opinion, of course, but I don't agree with you.
Happy Zombie Jesus Day Everyone!!!! If you happen to see some old bearded guy stumbling around in a bathrobe, club that motherfucker, preferably with a huge chocolate bunny. Unless he's your grandpa, in which case you should tell him to stop flashing the neighbors and come inside.
Who's having rabbit for dinner??
Who's having rabbit for dinner??
rexall:
You are correct sir. I think the money will go towards bills and my savings account. Or maybe I will buy a plane ticket for a weekend away!!!
I love the little curve balls that life tosses at you. My coworker (the engaged one from previous post) brought me back a bottle of tequila from her trip to Mexico. Her fiance was non too impressed by this action. Fuck him. I got tequila, so I'm a happy dude. I joked that I'd help her move when she gets back, but we'll see what...
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So apparently I am sleeping with five different women at my work. One married, one engaged, but the others are at least single. OMG I hate rumors. I've gotten better with it as I've gotten older, I had a rather nasty habit of hunting the source and "expressing" my displeasure. It'd be different if it were true, I'm a man of integrity and can stand...
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lolablu:
Nice work, playa. 
First of all, ahem. GO CANUCKS!!! It scares the shit outta me that the Sedin sisters are our hope. If they get cocky, they will choke so fast you'd think it was a deep throat audition. Went into work today on my day off, and managed to catch some crack head shoplifter when I was leaving. Almost $100. It's times like this I miss the...
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jena:
Oooh are the cookies made from real Girl Scouts?
sextrash:
Coffee tastes better than sleep, but I don't think it could ever be a true replacement. 
Sunday Porn. It's how I worship "creation" instead of herding into church. I'm an evolution man myself, not much for faith. I'm not obstinate in the fashion that if I can't see or touch it, therefore it's not possible, I'm still spiritualistic; however, facts tend to hold more weight with me if I can prove it. I don't like mystery, I positively salivate at problem...
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killary:
I don't agree 100% that people who control their emotions are just concealing them. I can think of a handfull of people that I've known over the course of my young life who truly, deeply lack the capacity to feel and express emotions normally. They taught themselves how to suppress and rope in their emotions (a little too well). To everyone they appeared cold and callous, and when shit would go south they would simply shrug and walk the other way. I viewed it as a happy curse. On one hand, they could deflect pain and jealousy and all of the nasty stuff. On the other, they probably never experienced pure and unbridled joy.
I, personally, am fine with experiencing pain every so often if it means for a little while I can be full of joy.
I, personally, am fine with experiencing pain every so often if it means for a little while I can be full of joy.
Ah spring is sprung. Fuck spring. Although bikini tops and shorts are making there first appearance of the season, which always makes me smile. Im trying to start a garden but it appears my thumb is as black as my heart. Poor flowers, but I'm too stubborn to quit and failure in this regard makes a good compost. I am just tired of being on...
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Quick blog. I hate being tired. I'm used to the sensation, but I become very irritable, and little things grate on me. I went into work on my day off again, worked a 10 hr day. I am so short staffed I have no choice. So now I'm attempting to salvage my remnants, having a nice dinner of beef tenderloin, with a side of jasmine...
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TOPLESS TUESDAY PICTURE FOR YOUR BLOG
yeah i'm sure if i asked them to use their handcuffs on me they might oblige me. I was so tempted lol