psycho_magnet

You know you're old when people you know start dying of medical reasons and not murder. My ex wifes daughter is visiting her dad for the summer, she lasted 3 days before she phoned home crying. It seems that he has decided to tell her stories of how her mom left him, blah blah blah. I'd like to add him to the list of dead...
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Getting jerked off by a girl who doesn't know how is kinda like letting her drive a standard for the first time, and just about as enjoyable. Avoid the bunny hopping, just do it yourself. I never understood the hand job, really, I mean a woman has 3 other perfectly acceptable orifices to use, if shes resorting to her hands it really is the bottom...
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Well last night was the longest lunar eclipse in about a century. The moon was blood red for over an hour, and unfortunately couldn't be seen in North America. In the day, people would dance naked around fires, or sacrifice a chicken, in modern times like these, the Bruins won the Stanley Cup. Guess the Mayans had it right and the end of days is...
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I love summer. I burn like a motherfucker (redhair=fair skin), but all of the beautiful women. Eye candy is a wonderful thing, it just brightens the day. I spent last night, this morning and most of my free time after work looking for something. Finally gave up, frustrated, and sat down to perv this site when I moved my watch and BAM there was the...
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I'm in retro horror movie mode. Last night was Night Breed by Clive Barker, and today is The Stand by Stephen King. If I can get it, I'm going after the THING by John Carpenter. It's my stepdaughters birthday soon, I sending money for a new bike. She's tall like her mom, so she grows out of things fast.

I'm in a retro music mood...
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So the Canucks pulled it out in the nick, and I mean nick, of time. What the fuck is with all the penalties though? I know I said they should put on the foil, but KNEEING? When the hell was the last time you heard of a kneeing penalty. This biting thing is bullshit. REALLY? 1) Did he lose a finger= NO, 2) Anyone who...
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Someone should tell Boston that it's open season on bear here in BC. GO CANUCKS !!!! It's not that I have any hatred for the Bruins, but my old boss is a die hard fan, and I'm just dying to phone him up and talk endless amounts of shit. The more I read though, the more they seem like a bunch of punks this year....
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Had a great weekend, flew to Victoria for the weekend and the weather was decent. Great food, better company, lots of sex. Then I came home and found out a friend of mine had been found dead after not showing up for work. He was 32, and I've known him since highschool. I went to his facebook and read all the things people were posting...
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Happy post rapture everyone, who didn't drink the Koolaid. It's like pillow talk post coitus. These little religious scares help weed out the fanatics, who are nice enough to commit mass suicide and hopefully not breed. For other followers of faith, it gives them something to herd into their places of worship and give thanks to their deity for sparing them.

For all the hereitc...
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Cowboy Up.....words that usually mean I'm going to be doing something I shouldn't be. Who am I to back down, I love the unknown. I do plenty of shit for no other reason to have the experience. I'm the unexpected wildcard, the quiet guy who keeps to himself. At any given moment though, I'm capable of everything and will do just about anything. It's fucked....
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So on the way home for my quest for strawberries, I saw a family of 4 deer grazing through some yards. I noticed at least 1 buck. So some old lady doesn't like them eating her lawn, and is too fucking cheap to build a fence, so she opens the door and sicks her Pug on them. Thats right a Pug. The size of one...
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