The great political humorist PJ O'Rourke described the situation in the Clinton Administration by wondering if you would want any of them to mow your lawn. Bill Clinton is raiding your refrigerator and hitting on the baby sitter. Al Gore is talking to the daffodils. Newt Gingrich is using the mower to carve his name into the lawn. Bob Dole tried, really tired hard, but...
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I hate the New England Patriots. I hate the New York Giants.
In the Super Bowl, I am rooting for injuries.
In the Super Bowl, I am rooting for injuries.
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hemi:
Hahaaa....
marysa:
Mr, thanks for quoting me some Shakespeare on my last blog.
And its the truth, i guess i just need to be more patient, we'll never know until it happens
Thanks again
And its the truth, i guess i just need to be more patient, we'll never know until it happens
Thanks again
NAKED GIRL BETTING SERVICE
Away team (points spread) home team, money line, pick against the spread/money line
BAL.....(+7).......NE......+275/-305........BAL/NE
NYG....(+2.5).....SF.....+118/-128.....NYG/NYG
Have the Pats beaten a good team this year? No they have not! Denver was not a good team. Tim Tebow was the best college quarterback I have ever seen. Not in the NFL. He will lose his starting job next season.
Everyone knows what the...
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Away team (points spread) home team, money line, pick against the spread/money line
BAL.....(+7).......NE......+275/-305........BAL/NE
NYG....(+2.5).....SF.....+118/-128.....NYG/NYG
Have the Pats beaten a good team this year? No they have not! Denver was not a good team. Tim Tebow was the best college quarterback I have ever seen. Not in the NFL. He will lose his starting job next season.
Everyone knows what the...
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lemolaura:
aww your so lovely 
I have been a member for a while but never got round to reading anything, so glad I did! haha I didn't like it at all, I fucking loved it!
x
I have been a member for a while but never got round to reading anything, so glad I did! haha I didn't like it at all, I fucking loved it!
x
lemolaura:
hahaha no!
I would be awful, I can't even dirty talk! I sound like a idiot to be honest! x
I would be awful, I can't even dirty talk! I sound like a idiot to be honest! x
My story, "Just a fling," is in Filthy Dirty Smutty Storytime, parts one and two. Please read and comment. I will finish tomorrow.
Aisha still refuses to have sex with me. I still have some symptoms of my bad cold/flu/plague I had last week. A cough and a sniffle, to be specific. So I am still too sick to have sex with her. I am...
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Aisha still refuses to have sex with me. I still have some symptoms of my bad cold/flu/plague I had last week. A cough and a sniffle, to be specific. So I am still too sick to have sex with her. I am...
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arien:
Damn, I was begging my boyfriend for sex when he was sick... he kept saying no. 
henika:
thank you 
I would say that the first point or the first principle in the movement is the idea that the means must be as pure as the end. This movement is based on the philosophy that ends and means must cohere. Now this has been one of the long struggles in history, the whole idea of means and ends. Great philosophers have grappled with it, and...
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autrum:
oooh history boff nice thank you for all the love on my set ! I appreciate it oodles!
thank you for all the love on my set ! I appreciate it oodles!I feel much better. I may have broken this cold.
I am very lightheaded, though. I am tired. Or, it could be the Lysol I have been spraying to kill whatever gave me this cold. The ladies are taking no chances. They leave when I come into a room, and they wear surgical masks.
Aisha is wearing a surgical mask right now. And nothing else....
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I am very lightheaded, though. I am tired. Or, it could be the Lysol I have been spraying to kill whatever gave me this cold. The ladies are taking no chances. They leave when I come into a room, and they wear surgical masks.
Aisha is wearing a surgical mask right now. And nothing else....
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vassilis:
Thanks for the comment. I am sorry you not yet 100% better. No sex sucks.
ellerslie:
hahaha!! 
The Caps can suck it!!! <~jk! We are just surrounded by Caps fans here. GO CANUCKS!!!!
The Caps can suck it!!! <~jk! We are just surrounded by Caps fans here. GO CANUCKS!!!!This sucks. I hate being sick.
Well, I do have chicken soup now. I do not want to eat. I do not want to do anything. I want to sleep, but I know I will not be able to.
My strategy has always been to ignore medication. They only take care of the symptoms, and perhaps extends the illness. Well, I am miserable. It is...
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Well, I do have chicken soup now. I do not want to eat. I do not want to do anything. I want to sleep, but I know I will not be able to.
My strategy has always been to ignore medication. They only take care of the symptoms, and perhaps extends the illness. Well, I am miserable. It is...
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cadavre:
thank you so much!
cadavre:
d'awwww you're too sweet
Sick.
Got plenty of sleep, that is a good thing. Last night, on the airplane, here, most of today. The plane was surprisingly empty, well, about half full. So I only infected about 40 people with whatever I have; bubonic plague, I am thinking.
Megan picked me up at the airport, and knew I was not in good shape. She put me right to bed....
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Got plenty of sleep, that is a good thing. Last night, on the airplane, here, most of today. The plane was surprisingly empty, well, about half full. So I only infected about 40 people with whatever I have; bubonic plague, I am thinking.
Megan picked me up at the airport, and knew I was not in good shape. She put me right to bed....
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strongbhoy:
That sucks man, I was sick for awhile back, we had both types of flu going around Toledo a couple months ago.
Go Bama!
ROLL TIDE!
Tomorrow I will be home with Aisha. She sent me an e mail I have not responded to. She made it clear I will not be welcomed with open arms.
Closed fists, instead.
She is very unhappy with me.
ROLL TIDE!
Tomorrow I will be home with Aisha. She sent me an e mail I have not responded to. She made it clear I will not be welcomed with open arms.
Closed fists, instead.
She is very unhappy with me.
I listened to Dropkick Murphys. I drank some of the new Guinness Black Lager. Tasty stuff, by the way, I do not care for stout; like bock, I simply do not like it, and it is better than Harp and brewed in Ireland and not in Canada. Not that Canada does not have some great beer.
Where was I?
Dropkick Murphys. Irish beer. Ready for...
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Dropkick Murphys. Irish beer. Ready for...
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strongbhoy:
DKM and Irish beer, that sounds like a fucking good night.
- Yes the Steelers need to lose. So many fucking Steelers fairweathers here. Ugh.
- I've seen that shirt, to an extent I think more successful relationships work that way (with the woman calling more of the shots), but you are completely correct about the own life bit, and putting your foot down. It's a partnership, not a one way street. I like my ghirl to be more assertive and not the passive type, but I don't want a Mom. I already have one.
- That hat is amazing. Everyone loves it when I wear it, and I can't imagine seeing someone my size yelling at players wearing a get up like that, which just makes it more hilarious.
- Yes the Steelers need to lose. So many fucking Steelers fairweathers here. Ugh.
- I've seen that shirt, to an extent I think more successful relationships work that way (with the woman calling more of the shots), but you are completely correct about the own life bit, and putting your foot down. It's a partnership, not a one way street. I like my ghirl to be more assertive and not the passive type, but I don't want a Mom. I already have one.
- That hat is amazing. Everyone loves it when I wear it, and I can't imagine seeing someone my size yelling at players wearing a get up like that, which just makes it more hilarious.
So far, this month is sucking!
Five more days until I see Aisha. Why is this month going so slow? It seems like weeks since I lit off the fireworks on New Year's Day. I spoke with her, my Desert Rose, my Pearl Beyond Price, my Sun, my Moon, my Stars in the Sky. We fought.
If we were together, there would be no problems....
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Five more days until I see Aisha. Why is this month going so slow? It seems like weeks since I lit off the fireworks on New Year's Day. I spoke with her, my Desert Rose, my Pearl Beyond Price, my Sun, my Moon, my Stars in the Sky. We fought.
If we were together, there would be no problems....
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ellerslie:
Hey! That's a good idea! Keep 'em coming!!
sakuraredd:
Happy new year baby
I spoke with Courtney today. She is happy because Megan will be back tomorrow. I am happy because Courtney and Aisha did not have sex. There was plenty of nudity. Lots of playing with boobs. I suspect that a lot of people like to play with boobs. I certainly like to. Courtney, of course, is off limits, and so is Megan if Courtney is around....
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ellerslie:
Nice!
jo_:
thanks for your love
Very cool!