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I can lift a sparklets water jug and put it on the cooler and not spill....a lot.
I'm eating beefaroni out of a styrofoam cup.
I have been on SG since 7:30am. Not bad, I only have have 2 more hours of work left.
Last night was a waste of make up and boy did I make myself pretty, for once.
Went to a party,...
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I'm eating beefaroni out of a styrofoam cup.
I have been on SG since 7:30am. Not bad, I only have have 2 more hours of work left.
Last night was a waste of make up and boy did I make myself pretty, for once.
Went to a party,...
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betsyjane:
But isn't it great when they turn into Jello
?!
Yum!
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Yum!
It occured to me last night before my arrival at the Gangsta Party, that Betsie might just be fucking with me and telling me to dress up when no one else is. Because she told one of her co workers that it was going to be a panty party, so show up in your panties. The girl's a prude though and didn't come which I...
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dookiejones:
get my email?
You know you're on SG too much when you start to dream about it. I also find myself hearing a name and making a mental note of it as a good Suicide Girl alias. Like i'm ever gonna use it.
I saw Shark Tail yesterday. I brought a kid, I have my excuse.
I saw my best friend last night. She's having boyfriend trouble and...
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I saw Shark Tail yesterday. I brought a kid, I have my excuse.
I saw my best friend last night. She's having boyfriend trouble and...
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leena1:
yay! u found ur hamster! i've lost my guinea pigs a few times 
unravled:
I've had SG dreams more than once. What really makes me think I spend too much time here is when people I don't know that well start telling me they had a dream about me.
Are you gonna be a karaoke on Sunday?
Are you gonna be a karaoke on Sunday?
Hung out with my soulmate today. My nephew that is.
I read to him at school at this reading picnic thingie.
Went to Barnes and Noble and looked at comic books.
Went to the pumpkin patch where we jumped in the jumpy house. A pig sneezed on me. I crammed myself into a quarter machine helicopter ride. We played the drums in a tee pee....
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I read to him at school at this reading picnic thingie.
Went to Barnes and Noble and looked at comic books.
Went to the pumpkin patch where we jumped in the jumpy house. A pig sneezed on me. I crammed myself into a quarter machine helicopter ride. We played the drums in a tee pee....
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beautiful_hatred:
Barnes and Noble and tattoo mags. My idea of a Saturday. 
odog44:
you are sexy. 
The boy and I got a motel room the other night. I was thinking about that hotel scene in Garden State and... I hope someone really was videotaping. He was so loud the neighbors shut their windows, I wasn't loud though, nope, nuh uh, not me 
Last night was kareoke didn't stay too long because I was so tired from the night before
I finally...
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Last night was kareoke didn't stay too long because I was so tired from the night before
I finally...
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burstandbloom:
why you just gotta depress me with your stories of hot hotel room romance
that remind me i need to get it on
actually
some chick - shes a stripper who has done several porns and is considering another - wants to get it on with me
i might just break down
im in a new city
im getting tired of waiting for love
i want neighbors closing their windows
that remind me i need to get it on
actually
some chick - shes a stripper who has done several porns and is considering another - wants to get it on with me
i might just break down
im in a new city
im getting tired of waiting for love
i want neighbors closing their windows
unravled:
Yeah, but he was here for a week. That'd get kind of expensive in a motel.
And the ziplock bag thing is just eww. I'm not like, trying to preserve bodily fluids. Just memories.
And the ziplock bag thing is just eww. I'm not like, trying to preserve bodily fluids. Just memories.
My mom just came to my work and she asked me if I knew where she could find a "rubber plug. "
I just burst out laughing and she says,
"I didn't ask for a butt plug. I need a rubber plug for my bird feeder. Look, isn't it nice? It's blown. Now you're going to laugh because I said "blown." It's my blow job,...
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I just burst out laughing and she says,
"I didn't ask for a butt plug. I need a rubber plug for my bird feeder. Look, isn't it nice? It's blown. Now you're going to laugh because I said "blown." It's my blow job,...
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beautiful_hatred:
I love your mom. I'm finally getting mine to lighten up a bit. It took 23 years but I'm getting there.
xanaxboy:
Lots of buzz about your mom's birdfeeder:
1) Leather Boy Birds
2) It's Raining Men pumping on the birdfeeder sound system
3) Poppers found at base of birdfeeder
4) George Michael joins Autoban Society, caught with a pair of 12 inch binoculars!
[Edited on Oct 03, 2004 5:04PM]
1) Leather Boy Birds
2) It's Raining Men pumping on the birdfeeder sound system
3) Poppers found at base of birdfeeder
4) George Michael joins Autoban Society, caught with a pair of 12 inch binoculars!
[Edited on Oct 03, 2004 5:04PM]
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dookiejones:
He's a lucky boy to have someone to make him a bitch.....I want to be someones bitch.
dookiejones:
Polly what?
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redfirefaery:
wow... scary, no fur, engineer hatted, funky umbrella kinda pimp...
that sucks you had a labyrinth dream with no david bowie! so you get all the frustration of trying to solve the labyrinth with no hot guy at the end
!
that sucks you had a labyrinth dream with no david bowie! so you get all the frustration of trying to solve the labyrinth with no hot guy at the end
!
dookiejones:
Thats so sweet that you thought of me....its like I have my own theme song now...
I worked a cash register for the first time in my life. At the end of the night we were $1,700 in the hole. I think I may have made a mistake.
I pissed Ann off so much last night, every couple seconds I 'd go, "Ann, fix the register, I broke it again." While there are 13 people waiting in line and she's trying...
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I pissed Ann off so much last night, every couple seconds I 'd go, "Ann, fix the register, I broke it again." While there are 13 people waiting in line and she's trying...
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xanaxboy:
Didn't mean to impune your character...as for burrito night all I can say is come with?
juxtapose:
poor thing..I definatly wont let you hold my wallet if we ever go out drinking. I miss you..I've been soo busy 
AND I want to hang out soooo bad
I miss you..I've been soo busy AND I want to hang out soooo bad I've got nothing today
Except this:
"You do something to me that I cant explain
Hold me closer and I feel no pain
Every beat of my heart
We got somethin goin on
Tender love is blind
It requires a dedication
All this love we feel
Needs no conversation
We ride it together, ah-ah
Makin love with each other, ah-ah"
I crack myself up
Except this:
"You do something to me that I cant explain
Hold me closer and I feel no pain
Every beat of my heart
We got somethin goin on
Tender love is blind
It requires a dedication
All this love we feel
Needs no conversation
We ride it together, ah-ah
Makin love with each other, ah-ah"
I crack myself up
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rannie:
islands in the stream
that is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, ah haaaa
ahahahahaha
that song is fucking great.
that is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, ah haaaa
ahahahahaha
that song is fucking great.
rannie:
*high five*
steel magnolias like a muthafucka
steel magnolias like a muthafucka
My internet has been broken all week. Actually i could get on for about 10 minutes and then it would freeze up. I was so desperate I went and used my mom's computer but I couldn't stand the dial up.
Mother fucking kareoke last night! I am glad i had the pleasure to see/hear MisterSatan sing "Bohemian Rhapsody." I'm not worthy! To everyone who was...
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Mother fucking kareoke last night! I am glad i had the pleasure to see/hear MisterSatan sing "Bohemian Rhapsody." I'm not worthy! To everyone who was...
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unravled:
Dude. Million dollar contract. It wouldn't surprise me.
mustiman:
No problem You are cute 
You are cute
*sings*
Be a winner at the game of Life....get married, have a baby...I HAVE TWINS!!!
HAHAHAH