ok, so how's this?
i'm a bitch, whore, lazy, cunt, liar, dumbass, heartless, terrible person and i should die.
i suck at life, i'm a craptacualr girlfriend, a shitty friend, and i've failed at everything that i've ever done, and i've failed everyone i've ever loved and that has loved me.
is that the jist? are you happy now? i hope your spy tells you...
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Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.