Friday May 12, 2006

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Today's Random Thoughts:

Its not a good idea to walk barefoot on Legos. Those little bastards hurt.

I met a really cute girl yesterday.

Ive decided that a pink Harley is the only way to go.

Every shower should include its own personal Shampoo Guy/Girl.
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tenaciousb:
you are free... but i fear that you are a million steps ahead of me.............. eeek
cspeedball:
Yes you could punch my boss in the nose! skull

Thursday May 11, 2006

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Today's Random Thoughts:

I'm a little scared of butch women.

In 8th grade, I stole the school's mascot uniform and ran around at the basketball game. I went outside to take it off, and my teacher drove by. I still had the tiger feet on. Natural Born BadAss.

They should bring back the huge cell phones from the early 90's . You know, the one...
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marvel042:
and what should we do about that
f1ssure:
well, I can't really DESCRIBE it... I have to DO it. biggrin

Wednesday May 10, 2006

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Today's Random Thoughts:

Never underestimate the power of a good ass slap.

Shampoo that bubbles alot is the best. crazy bubbles.

Every morning, my dog pushes my bedroom door open to make sure im in there, and then leaves. It wasnt until yesterday that I realized how strange it is.

Something about Teddy Grahams makes me want to party!
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marvel042:
i am sure i like more of your favorite things wink
cogito_sum:
I had a wet dream of my current crush finally giving my first french kiss in the mouth. It was fucking awsome, it felt like I was actually getting kissed. I finally realized, once I woke up, my Pitt Bull was frenching me in the mouth. What a buzz kill.

BTW, God Smack is going to perform on Carson Daly. Wondering if you checked them out, i'm watching it right now.

That'd be a trip if they're the Ozzfest Mystery Band, either them or TOOL.

Tuesday May 09, 2006

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Today's Random Thoughts:

I had a hamster named DoobieForPresident. I hope to get another and name it DoobieForGovernor. i <3 hamsters.

Although the thinking behind it is correct,
Febreze'd clothes do not = Clean Clothes.

I want a hug.

For some reason, I really feel like dressing up like a nun and hitting someone with a ruler.



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wolf_at_the_door:
Thank you.
cspeedball:
I think i'll get a hamster and name it Fattieforjailer. You can hit me with a ruler but how many hail mary's must i do for penance? And your random thoughts always make my day more interesting. smile

Monday May 08, 2006

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Todays Random Thoughts:

I've come to the conclusion that I have the attention span of a squirrel on meth.

Poor Poor Nich Lachey. I wish I could put him in my bag and carry him around with me... just to make sure he doesnt do anymore MTV specials where they show him crying multiple times. I nominate myself to take care of him from now...
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cogito_sum:
Hehe, yeah, old guy+hooker+vibrator+bluewonderpill=grandaddy OG Pimp
andrewkryptonite:
maybe, but i eat a lot of diner food and he's always there

Wednesday May 03, 2006

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Todays Random Thoughts:


I was in the shower, and felt something in my hair... i got really really freaked out b/c i started to think of the shower scene from The Grudge. But no worries, it was just a knot.

Toddlers in a Fist fight...Hysterical!

My tan lines are Ridiculous.

If I had my own reality show it would consist of me and a closet...
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elmothekiller:
heres a random thought......

farts smell worse in the bath

or is that a fact?
iretire:
tonight, 10pm, bring your A GAME

Tuesday May 02, 2006

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Todays Random Thoughts:

My immediate reaction to Mariah Carey is to disinfect my entire body. twice.

I Greatly appreciate the over-acting in migraine commercials.

I almost feel off a curb the otherday, b/c my hip popped out of place. that would have been awesome.

Hair styling products can be very dangerous. be careful out there.

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tenaciousb:
nice one wink wink

hope all is well with you.... kiss
deathbyopus:
LOL, wow smile

Monday May 01, 2006

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Todays Random Thoughts:

If given the choice: choose golf pants.

I don't watch TV that much, but I saw the new Dr. Pepper commercial. The song goes "Hold it, Now Hold it, Hold It" and so on... and then at the end it says "Get Berried in Cream". eeek that can't be just an "oversight" at the Ad company!

I'm addicted to lip gloss... or is...
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reverendbenzo:
Your Guess Their Job post made me lol. Seriously!
cogito_sum:
If you wear golf pants, try to wear the neon plaid ones. Those'll look nice.

When I was young, I use to love eating flavored chap stick. They don't taste like they smell. Banana was my favorite.

Mini Cupcakes remind of mini breasts, with mini nipple chips.

I love your eye, beautiful eye, is that your eye?

Sunday Apr 30, 2006

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Today's Random Thoughts:

I'm wearing perfume that I'm allergic to. Tough Times.

The tingle of Noxema is nothing short of amazing.

I feel bad when i pick flowers, but I feel alot worse after getting shitfaced.

Frosted Flakes are not Grrrreeeaaaatttt at all. That tiger should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
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cogito_sum:
Unfortunately I wasn't wasted when I stabbed my brother. Way back when, guess I came home from a pioneer field trip, we were watching "It's a Different Worlds". Guess talking about the Donor Party and watching a Black Comedy wanted me to shank somebody. Wow, I just realized I'm horrible.

And about Tony the Tiger. He's already prosecuted. His been castrated, and in some restaurant in China, some wealthy man is dining on his Penis. Consumption = increase in sexual potency. Wow, people will do anything.

That's really yer bass? From the words of Paris Hilton, "That's hot." And well beneath the rash, swelling and redness, I bet you smell wonderful. It's a sacrifice to achieve that alluring set.

sportdeath:
How's the fruit fast going?

Saturday Apr 29, 2006

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Today's Random Thoughts:

I was once stabbed in the hand with a fork by a drunk person. yeah. it hurt.

Smile and Nod. Smile...and...Nod. Never fails.

Most girls think its rude and disgusting when a guy rearranges his junk. not me. it remiinds me that its there.

I lost my sunglasses.

Uncle Ben. Good Guy. Great Rice.

I wish I was high. Really really high.

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xyuzero:
you never fail to make me laugh.

in highschool, i was stabbed in the knee with a pencil. the mark is still there.
gryphon840:
The junk has to be rearranged every once in a while. I find it to be the equivalent of a girl adjusting her bra n breasts.

Friday Apr 28, 2006

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Today's Random Thoughts:

Everytime I put on make up, i manage to poke myself in the eye with mascara. A normal, rational person might decide to stop wearing it, but not me. I'm no quitter.

Lately, I've been thinking about scrambled eggs alot. I'm not so sure why.

I have an overwhelming desire to jump naked into a pool of Cool Whip. Maybe I lived...
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deathbyopus:
LOL blush , so how far is it from NJ to St. Louis? wink
stewfnrocker:
Know what makes me horny though, when Queen comes on!!!

Plus I love love love zeppelin very much, especially Zeppelin II

Thursday Apr 27, 2006

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Today's Random Thoughts:

I wonder how much it hurts to get pierced down there, and what the piercer (thats what they are called right?) is really thinking when they have to do such a thing. i would buy that book.

Being in a highspeed police chase seems like sooo much fun.

I do, in fact wish my ass was made of candy.

If you think...
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sjanett:
I would like to spend a day in your brain sometime... but be the best fun I ever had, you're thought always make me laugh kiss

About the piercing "down there" in the piercing shop I used to work we always put some aneasthetic creme on it. When they pierced me I just felt a little sting somewhere far away and my first thought was: is this all? give me another one! And I can assure you that a piercer is focused on the technical aspects and not on erotic ones biggrin (at least when he's a professional I guess)

xxx

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stewfnrocker:
oh I went to Monmouth for the first year on a sports scholarship, hated the college, went to BCC for 2 and a half years and now at FDU at night. I have been all over tryin to get out of college. BCC is a cheap yet good college. Better then Monmouth... Oh I am happy you liked the Naomi thing. I thought it was funny, especially for the last line! biggrin
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