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tex13:
Love the new profile pic.
Question: Whats in the water in Medford to make the women so hot?
Question: Whats in the water in Medford to make the women so hot?
xyuzero:
if we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
Today's Random Thoughts:
I find it HYSTERICAL when people start topics or threads about me
(seriously, wtf? 
)
I keep having horrible flashbacks to a "serious" talk my dad had with me when i was 14 and about to start highschool. He warned me that all the Seniors were assholes and that they only wanted to get in my pants. Needless to say, I didnt...
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I find it HYSTERICAL when people start topics or threads about me
(seriously, wtf? )I keep having horrible flashbacks to a "serious" talk my dad had with me when i was 14 and about to start highschool. He warned me that all the Seniors were assholes and that they only wanted to get in my pants. Needless to say, I didnt...
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had_matter:
I am a sick bastard. Well, not too sick. Actually, I'm exactly as sick as you're comfortable with, whatever that may be. And I don't say that to all the girls, just the ones I meet. 
If you have some bass riffs that you want me to lay some guitar over using the internet, that would be cool, but I'm not trying to be in a band right now. Bi-coastal jamming. It's the new wave.
Where are these threads and topics about you? Is there a 'FreeBird needs to be a Suicide Girl' thread somewhere?
If you have some bass riffs that you want me to lay some guitar over using the internet, that would be cool, but I'm not trying to be in a band right now. Bi-coastal jamming. It's the new wave.
Where are these threads and topics about you? Is there a 'FreeBird needs to be a Suicide Girl' thread somewhere?
cspeedball:
OMG!! When i read that you started laughing in court i laughed for fifteen minutes straight. True or not that is some funny shit!
Two men are playing golf in an area of the course by the highway.Just as the second man was about to tee off a funeral procession passed by. He promptly removed his cap and put it over his heart. " I had no idea you were so respectful of the dead." said the first man.
Man number two replies " It's the least i could do, we were married for 40 years"
I don't only want to get in your pants, i would like to get in your mouth as well. Sorry, I am SUCH a perv.
Two men are playing golf in an area of the course by the highway.Just as the second man was about to tee off a funeral procession passed by. He promptly removed his cap and put it over his heart. " I had no idea you were so respectful of the dead." said the first man.
Man number two replies " It's the least i could do, we were married for 40 years"
I don't only want to get in your pants, i would like to get in your mouth as well. Sorry, I am SUCH a perv.
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had_matter:
Well, hello there. 
Do you have pics of the bloody shirt?
Oh, and maybe it's just People magazine that's retarded for saying that? I mean, seriously, that guy who's name I cannot mention? Come on.
Do you have pics of the bloody shirt?
Oh, and maybe it's just People magazine that's retarded for saying that? I mean, seriously, that guy who's name I cannot mention? Come on.
tex13:
Even retarded people should be smart enough to avoid that album. Makes for a very memorable hello.
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nc_guy:
Baby steps to 'What About Bob 2'. LOL! That really would be a cool sequel.
shaggyvixe:
Conan and your pants are at my house hun...I am sleeping with them waiting for you to return to me or at least for the roophies to kick in. Either way....YAY!
Today's Random thoughts:
I'm pretty sure my doctor cheated his way through med school.
Last night I stepped on a tack and it really hurt... i started cursing and screaming.. i had no idea that i even knew that many bad words and variations of them. I think my hidden talent may very well be Trash Talking... Bring it Bitches!
I really want to shoot...
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I'm pretty sure my doctor cheated his way through med school.
Last night I stepped on a tack and it really hurt... i started cursing and screaming.. i had no idea that i even knew that many bad words and variations of them. I think my hidden talent may very well be Trash Talking... Bring it Bitches!
I really want to shoot...
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phunki:
hope your foot is better,
will be awesome to see your set, your so dam cute.
enjoy.....
will be awesome to see your set, your so dam cute.
enjoy.....
j_diddy:
Is Australia close enough??
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northern:
I'm a man.
Well, technically at least.
Have you told your dad you want to be an SG yet?
Why do you have to tell him?
Well, technically at least.
Have you told your dad you want to be an SG yet?
Why do you have to tell him?
j_diddy:
hmm, u can't drive here either...maybe u shoulda invested that $50 in aviation fuel or a plane ticket
Today's Random Thoughts:
I was driving home the other night and was behind a a truck pulling one of those horse carrying trailer things. I was stuck looking at the horse's ass for quite sometime. But then the horse decided to pull some crazy houdini shit and it somehow turned around and was looking at me. Going 80 on the highway with a horse in...
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I was driving home the other night and was behind a a truck pulling one of those horse carrying trailer things. I was stuck looking at the horse's ass for quite sometime. But then the horse decided to pull some crazy houdini shit and it somehow turned around and was looking at me. Going 80 on the highway with a horse in...
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j_diddy:
gas shmas! walking is better for the environment
xyuzero:
what!?!?!? no tit touching!?!?!? what kind of bullshit is that!?!?!?
maybe the shrimp guy was a male hooker... was he wearing hot pants and stillettos?
maybe the shrimp guy was a male hooker... was he wearing hot pants and stillettos?
Today's Random Thoughts:
This weekend exhausted me, but in a good way! Im deadset on not getting off my ass until I absolutely have to today. I'll pay you $50 to get me a coffee. Oh come on!! I got back to my house on Friday a little intoxicated. I started to have a nice conversation with my dog from across the room. After a...
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This weekend exhausted me, but in a good way! Im deadset on not getting off my ass until I absolutely have to today. I'll pay you $50 to get me a coffee. Oh come on!! I got back to my house on Friday a little intoxicated. I started to have a nice conversation with my dog from across the room. After a...
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pallyn:
How'd you get a picture of my tattoo? 
j_diddy:
*Yells* 'Long Macchiato?' *extends hand*
'$50 thanks'
'$50 thanks'
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mrpicme:
Thank you very much darling!!!
Here is your own signed copy:
Here is your own signed copy:
akalucifer:
Every time.
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nc_guy:
I'm struggling with any good advice on how to talk to your Dad about this. *insert confused icon here*
I'm of no help.
I'm of no help.
had_matter:
It sounds like you almost blew your ass up! I used to play with nail polish remover and fire when I was a teenager so I know about this kind of stuff. I did manage to make an ultimate stinkbomb that stains concrete for five years or so. That was interesting.
About your dad I think you don't have to tell him; you're an adult now. Maybe you could join the Limbo Girls Group and ask the SG's how or if they told their families.
About your dad I think you don't have to tell him; you're an adult now. Maybe you could join the Limbo Girls Group and ask the SG's how or if they told their families.
Today's Random Thoughts:
i was driving last night, singing my heart out to "Fell on Black Days" when i drifted off the highway a little and heard that horrible noise that your tires make on the road.. ya know the one that sounds almost as bad as Kevin Federline? Worst. Sound. Ever. I fear the day that Kevin and Britney make a song together. Maybe...
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i was driving last night, singing my heart out to "Fell on Black Days" when i drifted off the highway a little and heard that horrible noise that your tires make on the road.. ya know the one that sounds almost as bad as Kevin Federline? Worst. Sound. Ever. I fear the day that Kevin and Britney make a song together. Maybe...
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nc_guy:
Your journals are always a surreal adventure...I LOVE that!
hollowbutcher:
Beastiality is just wrong, disgusting and wrong. Do you mean the little rivets in the road that look like Britney and sound like Kevin? I agree, and I do hope both of them get cancer. They had a clip of her on the radio talking about people that can time travel and how people around us are actually ahead of us or some silly shit. Wendy's ass it absolutely to die for, a must try. ^_^ Love the journal as usual.
I could go blind staring at that last pic, I want to be a bicycle seat.
You look freakin hot in your profile pic, grrrowl!
Blah.
Yeah, that about sums me up.
What thread was started about you? I haven't seen it yet.