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Great Lakes blows.... Who wants to come save me from this place....? Or at least keep me company. I need a vehicle to go roam around freely, so i can go to Chicago and get lost. That'd be cool. Magic Mountain just opened this last weekend, so i might have to go hit that up this coming weekend...but i need to get some clothes first....
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thecowboy:
YEA!.
blaueminxaugen:
You update almost as crappily as I do.
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Damn....this was a horribly boring day. Just sat around doing a whole bunch of nothing... Got up and went to McDonalds, and that's the only time i left my damn room. And i have duty tomorrow, and i also have watch tomorrow from 4am to 8am...joy... Navy life is soooooooooooo fun...not. Need a vacation...now.

Well, think i'm gonna continue with my gaming right now. Still...
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thecowboy:
.my dear old manwithers..no i am not gay to your dissapointment im sure navy boy, but am working on the college life to which ive accepted after eight long years roaming the globe riding waves and mountains..so yes im trying to be a bit more creative in order to get the ladies since i have not had any for a few months if you want to know..ill do anything..tell me, how old is your mother and how can i get ahold of her???...love, amazed..
blaueminxaugen:
Back from bootcamp? Or at school and got privilages? Either way, no corrupting. Be nice. smile Glad to e-meet you. Meow!
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Bah...Great Lakes sucks ass without a car... Chicago is close by an all, but sucks not having a car to get there and to do what you want. Guess I'm just to damn lazy to ride the train. Everyone is tellin me that there's gonna be a butt load of concerts coming into town soon...so i just might have to check some out... Mall around...
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0theamazingrando:
Meh... I got PWNed... feelin super super shitty. The valium makes me puke all over the place and my nose is swollen to like twice it's normal size. frown Macillus in painz0rz.
thecowboy:
Rando says he cant wait to see your in your sailor uniform..keep it cool is chicago cocksmoker..
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GWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! I'm back on the net!!!!!!!!!! Well kinda...fuckin internet connection sucks so much ass, its not even funny. Anyway...not much for this post, cause i gotta fuckin clean my room cause we just got a UNSAT room inspection, and have a re-inspect in like 30 minutes from now... bogus... later yo!
isetfires:
you better clean that shit good yo or your gonna get butt raped by your gorilla ass lookin' D.I. caveman rape military style.
nice to c ya again fuktoast.
wink
thecowboy:
bitch!..you lubin up well enough for the navy?..anyways, its good to hear youre alive..whats your first mission?..
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Alright, this will probably be my last entry before I go into the Navy. My ship out date is Feburary 11th. Boot camp is approx 9 weeks or so. So I won't be around till say like late April, and that's when I'll start my schooling and hopefully get my computer back. Of course I'll be writting Amazing Rando when i can, maybe I'll have...
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0theamazingrando:
Problem solved! Thanks MacGyver!
0theamazingrando:
J00 sUx0rz!
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Song of the moment: Yellowcard - Way Away.

Well, just had the last date I'm gonna have for who knows how long. Went to the Hard Rock Cafe, and spent a butt load an half there. But was some good stuff. Cruized Universal City Walk for a while, and that was pretty much it.

On the way home, passed Rando on the freeway...gave me the...
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evildoc:
You saw Rando on the freeway and didn't immediately take a shit so you could throw it at him? Damn, you're slowing down in your old age.

Think of it this way ... in 5 days you'll have some drill sergent cornholing you day and night. It will be just like ol times when you were in boy scout camp.
evildoc:
Hey ... I just went to see a movie called The Fog of War. It's a narrative documentary by/about Robert McNamara who was Secretary of Defense during the Kennedy and Johnson administrations.

Try to see it before you ship out. It's brilliant. You'll learn a ton of stuff.
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One week to go.... Tuesday will be my last day in town, Wednesday, I be buh bye. =/ I guess I really should sit down and learn my general orders, but i'm so damn lazy right now. Ever since i joined, I've been a lazy ass...sitting around waiting for the day of doom. But it's sooooooo nice just kicking back and doing nothing.

Ok, have...
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leavemehere:
To qoute Ben Folds...

"Well i thought about the army
dad said, son you're fucking high."

just kiddin
do whats right for you and stuff

bling bling... and no lobster tattoos tongue

ciao
lmh
isetfires:
that shit ain't funny fuckr. funny is navyrape. you're screwed. biggrin and lovin' it.
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Ok, new journal due to Rando's request. But don't have too much to say now... Well, i have 9 more days till i ship out to boot camp. =/ Just did some push ups and realized i'm a weak ass... So that show ain't no good. ::sigh:: What to do to pass the time. Play video games it is.
evildoc:
you need to do a fuckload of push-ups and run like fucking hell. get yourself used to that crap so it won't kill you when you become a boot.

that and stop fucking your ass with the toilet plunger -- that shit will get you thrown on the street in a hurry
isetfires:
you're fucked dude. i hear they mop ram your ass in the navy if you can't do 20 push-ups. i smell a violation. poo push.
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Well, tonight was fun. Went out bowling with the dudes. Borrow'd my sister's digital camera to finally take pictures of my friends before i leave.... Frickin 2 weeks from today till i'm gone... actually 1 week 6 days now... frown Well, some of the pictures i took are in my pics. Check em out. Got a lot of TheAmazingRando. Hopefully get some more in sometime...
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thecowboy:
ohhh you two are so cute..its rainbow day!... kiss
0theamazingrando:
Take that ugly ass shit down at ONCE!
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thecowboy:
you suck. my balls. shut up. bitch.
isetfires:
i'll give you my pubes and raise you my balls. the shit is dope butt-hump, go buy it now.
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Holy shit...the robot robot robot s are taking over!!! You just GOTTA watch this! Robots!!!! Doing the robot on the dance floor will never be the same again!!!

I must admit, that is way cool. And it had to take massive time to put all that together.

Rando, Lucille....becareful where you roam... they're coming for you
robot robot robot robot robot robot robot robot robot robot robot robot robot
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lucille:
wow. How do you know I'M not a robot? I mean, shit, rando thinks I'm spaceghost coming in the window at night. I could very well be a robot dressed up as spaceghost..... shocked
thecowboy:
you should see my robotic cock..wait a second, no you shouldnt.