A couple of random things I learned during vacation:
1. You can get a sunburn standing in line at the airport.
2. It is amazing how fast the TSA guys wave you through when you have a sex toy on top of your clothes.
3. If you drop your camera into the water, it doesn't work anymore ;(
4. Asian women are so cute.
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1. You can get a sunburn standing in line at the airport.
2. It is amazing how fast the TSA guys wave you through when you have a sex toy on top of your clothes.
3. If you drop your camera into the water, it doesn't work anymore ;(
4. Asian women are so cute.
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I am home. I went to Hawaii. I had a blast. Now, if I can finish my mounds of laundry, I will try and catch up. Hope you are all well.
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koala:
Hey hun! Long time no talk! I haven't been on SG in forever so I am now just catching up with everyone...
I have never been to Hawaii...I really, really want to go though...
Did you take any pics? Where exactly in Hawaii were you?
I hope all is well with you!

I have never been to Hawaii...I really, really want to go though...
Did you take any pics? Where exactly in Hawaii were you?
I hope all is well with you!
salura:
boys ARE icky. and i would throw rocks at them if i wasn't afraid of being arrested or sued. you went to hawaii i'm so jealous!
p.s. - you are a cutie yourself
p.s. - you are a cutie yourself
Off on vacation. I should be back around the 2nd of September. Have fun 
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toki:
I've been wondering where you were.... <3
beckyjane:
It was fun talking to you, too!
Enjoy your vacation...where did you go?
Enjoy your vacation...where did you go?
I have a bird feeder that sits outside my window so my cat can watch the birds. She was sitting there last night watching. I thought it was a little dark for birds so I went over to see what she was looking at. There was a rat in the bird feeder!. And not just any rat. A big mother fucking ghetto king sized rat...
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jennylou:
ahhh... rats from the pet store in a cage = good ...freaky monster sized rats = bad
and yes... I have to agree with you on the whole Christina Ricci thing... totally hotttttt!!
and yes... I have to agree with you on the whole Christina Ricci thing... totally hotttttt!!
knotty1:
I got my own rat thatl ives in my laundry room. It ikes to shit in my cats food dish. I have an exterminator who put down bait stations but he then informed me that dogfood has a protien which is an antidote to the poison and guess where I store my dogfood???? yep inthe laundry room. Then i got to thinkin stoopid cat CATCHING rats is how your ass is supposed to eat so do your job you useless thing and i havent fed the cat now in two days. I think shes eyeing my birds and my fish so maybe this is not my best idea. Sorry so lenghty but i sympathize...love L
My neck hurts. I slept on it wrong I think. And I have a headache. But that is from the vodka I drank last night. It wasn't even very much vodka. I am a lightweight drinker though.
I watched UltraViolet last night. I wish I could kick ass like she does. Just be this total bass ass chick. I am such a girlie girl though....
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I watched UltraViolet last night. I wish I could kick ass like she does. Just be this total bass ass chick. I am such a girlie girl though....
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asinforhim:
Milla Jovovich? hehe... you're not silly at all, uh...
I get drunk very easily. I can't drink as much as my friends or else I think I'd faint... lol
I get drunk very easily. I can't drink as much as my friends or else I think I'd faint... lol
samitha:
hot nurse and badass superhero?? get me a porno director please.
and thanks for all the comments, my lovely. makes my day just shiny
and thanks for all the comments, my lovely. makes my day just shiny
Those damn Aussie girls kept me up way to late last night. And I forgot The Cop was coming by this morning to pick something up. So, when my doorbell rang at 6:00am I was so not happy ! But, The Cop gave me some girlie lovin and that put me in a much better mood 
See? there is a practical use for nipple rings....
See? there is a practical use for nipple rings....

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kozmikgirl:
Awww you are so sweet!
myrtle1:
Hahahaha, you're right, that's the most practical use for nipple rings I've ever seen!
ok so I have decided to become a monk. I am going to stay in my house forever only communication via the internet.
The Cop and I went out to dinner last night. It was a casual restarant so I had a silk top on that is held up by spagetti straps. Just as we are about to eat the waitress walks by. She gets...
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The Cop and I went out to dinner last night. It was a casual restarant so I had a silk top on that is held up by spagetti straps. Just as we are about to eat the waitress walks by. She gets...
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spunsugar:
heh. I guess, boobs weren't on the menu.
sorry.
sorry.
kozmikgirl:
OMG! That sounds like something that would happen to me! I feel so bad for you.
I almost dated a cop once. But, after afew conversations on the phone I realized that he was completely out of his fucking mind... total lunitic! Seriously. It was scarry.
I almost dated a cop once. But, after afew conversations on the phone I realized that he was completely out of his fucking mind... total lunitic! Seriously. It was scarry.
ok first off a quick rant:
Guys, and yes I know it is not all guys before you even reply, just because a female is in chat doesn't mean she is looking to be picked up. So, stop IMing people you do not even know ! All it gets you is blocked. That also goes for asking to be friends with someone you have never...
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Guys, and yes I know it is not all guys before you even reply, just because a female is in chat doesn't mean she is looking to be picked up. So, stop IMing people you do not even know ! All it gets you is blocked. That also goes for asking to be friends with someone you have never...
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affy:
Damn, I wish I was sold off to gypsies when I was a kid. My life would be so much cooler.
yuriel:
I swore a 'dike' was a drainage canal actually...
im socially retarded but not that badly -shrug-
hi.
also i dont mind lesbians anymore than the rest of humanity. theyre all competition for limited resources ergo im likely pissy solely because i envy the lot of them
-laugh-
i wish i WERE sold to gypsies hah.
enjoy the vacation lord knows your job is stressful
(i'd know. i've known enough nurses -chuckle-)
also what book?
that sounds almost as add as i sometimes still get.
this has been a random comment. feel free to blow me off. really
i'm just trying to unwind.
dont worry this isnt my inept facade for trying to loosen the knickers either

im socially retarded but not that badly -shrug-
hi.
also i dont mind lesbians anymore than the rest of humanity. theyre all competition for limited resources ergo im likely pissy solely because i envy the lot of them
-laugh-
i wish i WERE sold to gypsies hah.
enjoy the vacation lord knows your job is stressful
also what book?
that sounds almost as add as i sometimes still get.
this has been a random comment. feel free to blow me off. really
i'm just trying to unwind.
dont worry this isnt my inept facade for trying to loosen the knickers either
I can't believe summer is almost over. Wow it went fast. But, I am taking a week off at the end of August. Not sure where I am going yet but it will be someplace with a beach.
I bought a new style of panties this weekend. I wore them yesterday and decided they weren't comfy. When I took them off I realised I had...
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I bought a new style of panties this weekend. I wore them yesterday and decided they weren't comfy. When I took them off I realised I had...
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girl_afraid:
girl, you gonna be in the hot tub in my escalade in a diamond bikini.
lita_____:
I would looooove a massage!!
Roller coaster day yesterday. The Cop and I went shopping. We were having a lot of fun, then got into a big fight
It was all my fault. I am shy. I mean shy to the point of it being a socail phobia. I hate being in new situations or being the center of attention. Especially with people I don't know. So, we were bikini...
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skys:
look honey i completely understand, please don't think you are wierd or a freak for being too shy, there is no way that i would feel comfortable showing a sales assistant stuff i was trying on, although they honestly won't care what you look like. i won't let anyone see me in the changing room not even my sister, cause the clothes aren't yours so you don't feel comfortable in them yet. look i'm pretty confident and it even effects me.
so just to let you know everyone gets wierded out by that it's not unusual
also your friend should be a bit more sensitive to what you are comfortable doing.
hope you feel better sweetie.
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so just to let you know everyone gets wierded out by that it's not unusual
also your friend should be a bit more sensitive to what you are comfortable doing.
hope you feel better sweetie.
xxxxxx
asinforhim:
Sorry if it's an inappropriate comment, but I don't understand why people think that being shy makes others super cute persons. It sucks so much being shy.
I'm a shy person too, but in different ways. And I'm always super silent. That bothers me SO much 'cause everybody thinks I'm arrogant or that I'm always sad or in a bad mood, when I'm just a shy, silent girl. That's all.
I hope everything is ok now, Jill!
<3
I'm a shy person too, but in different ways. And I'm always super silent. That bothers me SO much 'cause everybody thinks I'm arrogant or that I'm always sad or in a bad mood, when I'm just a shy, silent girl. That's all.
I hope everything is ok now, Jill!
<3
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stardiva:
you are awesome
avalon13chase:
thanks my dear
I haven't been able to get on SG the last couple of days. I don't know if it was their problem or mine. But, it seems to be working today.
I went to the beach with The Cop yesterday. We had a lot of fun. It was a perfect day for it. Warm but not to hot. I need to get a new bikini ot...
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I went to the beach with The Cop yesterday. We had a lot of fun. It was a perfect day for it. Warm but not to hot. I need to get a new bikini ot...
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mellylou:
i will send you my bikini..........with me in it
vampiress:
Hey Sweetheart. Thanks for the comment. You're right. Some guys suck and I shouldn't be wasting my time on them.
"2. It is amazing how fast the TSA guys wave you through when you're a really hot blonde and you have a sex toy on top of your clothes."
sounds like you enjoyed yourself!
yes yes yes, more about those teeth marks!
where did u go?