nocontrol

Jesus, has it really been two weeks? It's hard to believe that I was actually away from this place for that long without serious withdrawal symptoms kicking in.

Anyway, my brothers and sisters, I am back, at long last. It is good to see and be seen again. I missed the contact with you fine people to which I had become accustomed. Please feel free...
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My sister is in town for a few days. Of course, I'm also moving this weekend. Great timing, I know. Anyway, I'll be semi out of touch for the next week, but you'll all be in my thoughts. Enjoy your weekend and stay weird, my friends.

I leave you with the fabulous strains of New Order's "Temptation"...

Oh, you've got green eyes
Oh, you've got...
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You people are just amazing. Thank you for being...you. I'm lacking the eloquence to properly express my appreciation and gratitude at the moment, but...well, thank you. I am humbled by your graciousness.

You know who you are.

Beggar that I am, I am even poor in thanks. --Hamlet

I am such a fuck-up sometimes. I hate it.

I am such a fuck-up sometimes.

Journal writer's block. I can't think of a single fucking interesting thing to say right now. I sat down to put up something new here and my mind went completely, utterly blank.

I guess it's just that kind of day.

I'm sick of all this shit-ass rain.

Oh well. I just downloaded tracks from Interpol's new album Antics. It sounds pretty fucking good so...
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54 comments in my last journal. Wow, that's awesome. Thanks.

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Today was a pretty good day that suddenly turned to complete shit. I do this to myself over and over and over and I hate it.

I've never lived in my car. I wonder how bad it really is. If I don't figure something out quickly, I may find out fairly soon.

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Things...
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***Top 10 Funniest Real, Honest-to-Gosh City Names***

10. Cockermouth, Cumbria, England

Clearly, the city was named before the county.

9. Cunter, Switzerland

Uhh, ok.

8. Hell, Norway

Some might argue these are one in the same.

7. Homosassa, Florida, USA

Those wacky Southerners...

6. Pussy, France

Too easy...insert your own joke here.

5. Penistone, South Yorkshire, England

I always just called it "Boi-oi-oing!"

4. Condom,...
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and this is how they will kill you.
and this is how they will take you down.
a parade of flaxen blonde hostility,
all tongues and tails and fury.
and this is how they will kill you.
and this is how you will meet your end.
she sings, her hips all ocean in motion,
cinnamon siren with waves afire.
and this is how they will...
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UPDATE: I found an apartment! Woo-hoo! I'm moving into my new place on the 31st of July. I am so fucking psyched to be getting the hell up outta this freakshow palace. The demonwench can go fuck herself. This is a long overdue move, for many, many reasons. Somebody say "Amen!"

Yes, there abso-fucking-lutely *will* be a big ass party once I get my ass...
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Don't have much to say today. My eye finally stopped leaking, which is nice. On the other hand, my replacement cellphone still has not arrived and I'm going thru severe withdrawals without the damn thing. In a good bit of news, my new hard drive and usb card DID arrive, so it wasn't a total loss. In fact, I think I'll shut down and install...
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