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Eeegads it's my burpday!

Thank you for the well wishes on my last blog...will get to personally thanking you soon...must get back to work afore I get caught!
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radenix:
happy birthday damnit!!!!! biggrin

omeganightmare:
Happy bithday
hope yah had a good one smile
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My first thought of the morning:

HAH! Fuck you alarm clock, you didnt trick me this time!

Second thought of the morning:

What the fuck did I just think that for???

Sometimes I wonder about myself biggrin

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Always make sure to make loud noises when approaching a man bending over a sink. Otherwise he might fart on you as you walk by him. whatever I hope...
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omeganightmare:
mad alarm clocks mad I don't even have one at my appartment I just wake up when I hear movement from the roomies. That and at work if we get a call we hear a loud "BEEEEEEPPPP" and all the lights come on....Its mean but whatever got to wake up somehow.

Good revenge for the fart, next time you fart and he doesn't hear it ask "Hey do you smell brownies"

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ta2dmom:
haha, I posted the pix now biggrin
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A Crazy End To A Bad Day

Setting: Work parking lot. Wide open view. No obstructions.

I'm pulling up to the exit of our parking lot, slow down, clearly see no cars are coming so I make my right hand turn out onto the road. A cop coming the opposite way flips a bitch and pulls me over. wtf! The cop is screaming at me...
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sanguine:
just wow..now i am imagining you in a cop uniformtonguetongue
mercie:
Omg!! That's fucking crazy and I can SO empathize.
Something very similar happened to me late one night... Morgan and I were driving back from a lte night coffee and conut foray to my house, and this dude in a pick up almost clipped me coming up the ghihway at a ridiculous speed, and he swerved several times into the median and grass... he got to our exit ramp, where as UNluck would have it, it turns out he was going into my neghbohood. We're behind him on the exit ramp like WTF DUDE, and at the light he stops and pukes out the driver side door. He sat there through three light cycles and was STILL puking, so we went around him finally and got to the next light... where he comes up behind us kind fast but then swerves into a parking lot... I called the cops at that point since he was then throwing up some more and not behind the wheel. They came very quickly and got him too.
Fucking nuts dude.
I mean, I will never understand when you feel that you MUST drive home while THAT fucking drunk. I doubt either your chick or my crazy dude knew where the fuck they even were. you know? ugh.
You did good. Karma will reward you for that. xoxo
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Did you ever feel like your life is gonna change, not for the better?

I feel like Im waiting for the bomb to drop.

Until then I'll enjoy what I have as well as my tired ass can. Live life for the moment is probably the best choice anyone can make. But man, getting there can be one of the hardest things in life to...
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punknitemike:
those are definitely words to live by!!!
northern:
Hugs!

Sorry you're so down. Want to talk?

I just turned 38, and feel like I'm running out of time to have kids.

And having kids is my only real goal in life at this point.

Like you, for a moment, it looked like I would have a child, but sadly, there was a miscarriage.

I know we don't talk the way we used to, but I still wish I could make you feel better.

HUGS!
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Wow. Dont have much time to write, certainly not time for a proper trip detailer. Have no idea when I will have time, its time for catch up at work.

Sacramento was great. For all of you I met, thank you so much for making me feel so welcome and showing me a great time. I cant tell you how nervous I was about meeting...
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rabidus:
welcome back kiss
omeganightmare:
Well that is a given riight? wink

Glad yah enjoyed your stay out here smile
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California, here we come!

eeek
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lobster_mobster:
And this:

made me think of you biggrin
northern:
Have fun!

Hope you'll be in good health while you're away.

Hugs!
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Awesome, my face is even more swollen and painful than yesterday.
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caffeinemonkey:
That's no good. What happened? In any case I hope you feel better today.
Have a great week.
btyjugs:
Awe darlin that is the suck.......sorry you feel lke cat poop....huggs
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I quit
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captaintact:
Well you can quit jobs and you can quit smoking, etc but definitely no quitting on life!!
tubaart:
Umm... congratulations? confused

If that's not right, let us know. We've got your back! love
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I miss SG frown

I miss having time to respond to all your comments and read all your journals. I miss spending countless hours in chat. I feel like Im losing touch with my friends. And yes I do consider you guys my friends. Hell I dont even know 3/4 quarters of the people in chat anymore.

Ima lonely chicken today frown
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mellylou:
I miss your butt in chat too...I hate that we have fleeting hello's an goodbyes like chickens in the night frown
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ps. I don't know 3/4 of chat and I'm in there every day *hug*
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So far feeling butter, just a bit out of sorts. I could use a pick me up today, I think the dreary weather is bringin me down. Ah well, I'll get over it.

I really wanna have a pj party for some reason. You guys wanna come over and have a pj party for my birthday next month? Come on, it'll be fun wink

I am...
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nursejill:
I would love to come to your pj party !
maladjusted:
All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.
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spanks for the love on my smut!

me thinks me has a virus of sorts. best way i can describe it is a bad cold plus a hangover. frown

i just hope it clears up afore its time to go to cali!
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cld:
You do? sexy
oxy:
Thanks for the b-day wishes smile
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For those of you waiting for my smut

Story#4

For those of you who want to watch greggster choke his chicken



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johnnyutahx:
TUES...of course you are !!
dawnrose:
It is seriously sad that Greggy looks better in my pants....and they are size 3...not 0...I'm not THAT small!