Wednesday Jun 18, 2003

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I've felt like I'm at the doctor's office all day. I keep giving two good coughs every couple of minutes. This leads me to believe one of two things... SARS or I smoked too much last night. I'm not sure which is worse...

tongue tongue
nataskaput:
You got some of that lung dibilating hash toobiggrin
suicidesmitty:
YOU GOT THE POX!

Tuesday Jun 17, 2003

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I got my teeth cleaned this morning... so I've got that going for me.

Made a reservation last night for the new Tibouron downtown. Any reviews? I've heard a few good things about it, how bad can it be if it's the same guy who owns Manny's, Oceanaire and Buca? I'm stoked like a little child to see this magnificent aquarium that goes through the...
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suicidesmitty:
nice tits
suicidesmitty:
http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text=neobud.


Monday Jun 16, 2003

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I partyed way too much this weekend (is this possible)? Given it was fun as hell though. Won fifty bucks at a "Texas Hold 'em" last night. All came on a $100 sidebet I made... I then gave half back right away! I haven't had a solid poo all weekend because I've my alcohol intake. I hate when that happens.
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suicidesmitty:
aren't we all looking for the perfect cock-hungry midget chick.
whoozywhatzy:
Nothing like a good solid poo. I once read that it should be about two feet long and a silver dollar in diameter and that it shouldn't sink. Now that's what I call a shit.

I don't need a sugar daddy. I need someone to just worship me once in a while. Though the sugar daddy thing couldn't hurt I suppose!

Sunday Jun 15, 2003

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Damn... I've been on some serious bender the last three nights. Last night was awesome! Had a bbq and went to the Mainstreet in Hopkins to see Mahony. It's a shame considering that I was with six good lookers and still didn't get a piece. I guess these things happen. However, the one woman that I reeeally wanted had a boyfriend. We walked away from...
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nataskaput:
It sound like we had some drinking ass b-daysbiggrin
nataskaput:
I can't compete with that, I had to go to work the next day, but I did black out after that Duvel, my buddy James filled me in onthe rest to prove I was still drinking like a champ. My holgan buddy Joe turns 21 this Wensday so I'm sure there are some benders in store for me in the not to disant future if not next weekendbiggrin

Friday Jun 13, 2003

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I'm gonna party, like it's my birthday. (please kill me now for that line)

I can't even think about work right now, all I want to do is get all fucked up this way and that! Brit's will kick my ass tonight (which is a good thing) And on top of it, I'll probably be drinking on some frequent flyers miles since I got all...
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whoozywhatzy:
Happy Birthday to you! My birthday is tomorrow the 14th. I'm just hoping to get laid at this point. THat's all.

Hope you had a good night.

nataskaput:
happy almost birthday mothertruckerpuke

Thursday Jun 12, 2003

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Alrighty, now I'm getting all stoked about tomorrow night. It's the 26th annual birthday shindig for Johnny boy! My friends rawk! Throwin' a little pre party (side note: unfortunately it's a bunch of wome throwing it which means vegi's, dip, cheese, crackers and wine) but who am I to complain since I'll be all garbaged up anyway. Then it's off to Brit's where the fun...
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suicidesmitty:
is that sasquatch? Well, you get an A for effort and a D for skills. Thanks for trying anyway. Looks like it was fun.

And yes, you are a poor excuse for a perv, but at least you're generating content and not just consuming, that's more than most of us can say. Nonetheless, we are all still unimportant and ordinary... never forget it.



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annysia:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! kiss have fun! it sounds like you will...

Thursday Jun 12, 2003

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I'm bored... again.
suicidesmitty:
get to work, slacker
crippledmike:
Thanks for the offer and Lord knows I appreciate assistance, but I am a semi-professional rougher-upper. Besides, this dude is a bad-ass. I'll wait until he is all healed up and sucker punch him in his eye. It'll be good times.

Thursday Jun 12, 2003

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I'm an A-S-S-H-O-L-E! I'm an asshole, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, hole!

mad
suicidesmitty:
we're all in agreement.
suicidesmitty:
you ARE a bitch. You are SO right on with all yer comments today.

kisses.

Tuesday Jun 10, 2003

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Okay... my assistant is back. Maybe I'll just have to renig on my previous job offer to anyone. I think I'll just start to work her like a mule. Make her earn her good money I pay her. Well, I'm really not that big of a bad ass to work with, but shit still needs to get done!

work oink
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neodrunk:
I like it too...
blasfemme:
hey you!!! yeah you!!

HI!!!

i like your vagina too...
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

have a good day
wink

Monday Jun 09, 2003

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TEMPORARY EMPLOYMENT ANYONE???

Does anyone have any employment background in mortgage banking? I tell you what, my assistant has been gone for the last two business days, and I've got loans closing up to my asshole. Sure could use some help to avoid pulling out all of my hair. I already have room for a matchbox car on either side of head, and I'd like...
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suicidesmitty:
I'm in need of something, but not suited, try nikkidarkling, she's a bum like me.
prudence:
whoa...it's like we've got the same brain or something!!!

Monday Jun 09, 2003

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MONDAY... err. I hate this "work" thing, anyone else with me on this one? I had a fun weekend (with last night being an exception). Saturday night a good friend of mine tied the knot, and boy what a kick ass reception followed! I got to see a bunch of of friends/co-workers that I just hadn't seen in a long ass time. Amazing how you...
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suicidesmitty:
fucker, i hate suspense. Have you gone loco and you are going to start doling out the corporate funds to all sitemembers who stake a claim? If so... I'm in!
suicidesmitty:
I'm a perv with no prospects. Please post pics of Thursday evening. smile

Thursday Jun 05, 2003

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This is my "rube rant" for the day, so please just bare with me...

God damn motherfucker's at stupid ass Dell Computer!!! This might be the most moronic company on this earth today. My fucking LCD, not to be confused with lsd, on my laptop went out a week ago, and I just received the replacement part today... but it was the wrong one!!! Not...
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ttubretep:
First of all, I'd like to thank you for not stooping to the childishness that everyone else was on the thread.

Second...I honestly didn't start off criticizing anybody. I was the one who got made fun of more times than not just for stating my tastes or beliefs. And I'm not going to cry like a baby over it, despite what others said on the same thread. However, I still think it's absurd that the SG community tries to come off so progressive, when it's mostly just a bunch of people doing the high-school clique thing. Like I said, it's phoney. My cheesey nine bucks a month is not being paid to support that mentality. Soooo...I'll try and find a porn/cheesecake site that doesn't indulge in the pretentiousnes. Wish me luck...and E Plurubus Funk.
nataskaput:
We all need a gin and tonic and to get laid, that just a given in life.

The thing I like most about computers is going to roof and tosing them off embiggrin
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