It's Friday, thank god. I need a vacation like a cracked out hooker needs another trick. *looks to bullpen* I'm getting away this weekend up to the Crosslake area. I'm staying with a friend all weekend, but my parents only live a few minutes away. This is always one of the craziest weekends of the summer. A bunch of friends getting together and just partying...
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Smitty's leaving... whom I gonna raise hell with? Now taking applications for sociopathic partner in crime.
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suicidesmitty:
just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.... fuck all y'all, neo's my boy toy. fer now.
er:
for what?
Changed name back to neobud. Blasfemme, I thought neomuff was great, but I feel naked.
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nataskaput:
ummm<
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Ouch, decided that I'm going to broach my business partner this weekend about getting my ass out. It's kind of a timing factor in my business, so I kind of need to get a timeline down. This means that either this winter or next I'll be seeking new employment. Ugh, not looking forward to putting a resume together again. I'm thinking I may slip back...
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galen:
We should really hook up and talk about this in depth over some cocktails.
The buyer position sounds right up My alley, btw..
~cough~
The buyer position sounds right up My alley, btw..
~cough~
galen:
Ya know.....if we started werkin on our abs N shit, get the six packs goin, we could prolly move out west and git inta porn no prob.
At the very least, we'd end up drugged out of our minds somewhere in a nice warm, sunny gutter i bet.
But think of the chicks we'd meet!
At the very least, we'd end up drugged out of our minds somewhere in a nice warm, sunny gutter i bet.
But think of the chicks we'd meet!
You are not going to believe this...
So after the Chatterbox, Galen and I headed off to Rick's. Galen was following me, and I miscued on a turn down a one way. We quickly turned off into the first parking lot to get turned around, but the 5-0 saw us. Both of us had been drinking, and luckily he just told us each to pay...
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So after the Chatterbox, Galen and I headed off to Rick's. Galen was following me, and I miscued on a turn down a one way. We quickly turned off into the first parking lot to get turned around, but the 5-0 saw us. Both of us had been drinking, and luckily he just told us each to pay...
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thecowboy:
...wanker-two planker...
galen:
planker here.......over...........
wanker..... do you copy?......... over......
wanker..... do you copy?......... over......
Contrary to popular belief... I'm not an alcoholic. I have the papers from Hazelden to prove it.
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suicidesmitty:
and by the way, papers from the golf course won't help you a whole lot... HAZELDEN would be the place you should probably be looking for a daypass from.
See what that shit does to your melon?
See what that shit does to your melon?
siara:
Hey i like stuff too.. stuff is good!! 
hey you do like the word vagina... ?!? hehe
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hey you do like the word vagina... ?!? hehe
XXHad a nice little weekend.
Friday I got drunk at a party for two of my friends getting married in a month. What's the deal with fifteen billion party's before someone get's married?
Saturday I got drunk at a party for a friend of mine that's moving out to Baltimore to continue her medical education.
Sunday I got drunk with my friend that's moving out...
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Friday I got drunk at a party for two of my friends getting married in a month. What's the deal with fifteen billion party's before someone get's married?
Saturday I got drunk at a party for a friend of mine that's moving out to Baltimore to continue her medical education.
Sunday I got drunk with my friend that's moving out...
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thecowboy:
...neobud, will you hold my hand tonite?...
suicidesmitty:
figures.
Swept our first two playoff games in my softball league last night. We knocked off the #2 and 3 seeds down into the losers bracket. Not to bad for a team that couldn't put shit together all year. Played well myself. Have my first game of the summer volleyball league that I'm in at the downtown beach courts. Yowza, looking forward to v-ball again. We...
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ryman:
I'll have you know I got rid of my pimples years ago, thank god....
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er:
dirty? cha, yeah...but why this current accusation?
i like 'cha, yeah.' i stole it from you. what do i owe you? egads, don't answer that.
i like 'cha, yeah.' i stole it from you. what do i owe you? egads, don't answer that.
Good weekend.
Chilled out Friday night, and went to Howie G's in Plymouth for dinner. The joint sucked dick for coke. Does anyone remember Mr. Vargas from Fast Times at Ridgmount High? That was the odd science teacher that was overly monotone everytime he spoke.... I think we had his son for our server. Not good. Food sucked for the price too. The only positive...
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Chilled out Friday night, and went to Howie G's in Plymouth for dinner. The joint sucked dick for coke. Does anyone remember Mr. Vargas from Fast Times at Ridgmount High? That was the odd science teacher that was overly monotone everytime he spoke.... I think we had his son for our server. Not good. Food sucked for the price too. The only positive...
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suicidesmitty:
I totally want to fuck the olson twins.
thecowboy:
...i wanna fuck the bush twins, film it, and make sure g.w. sees every last second of it...nasty dirty angry fuckin...oh yea...howzit goin neobud?...how are ya today?...
I just wrote a long hilarious journal entry, and I fucked up and erased the damn thing. I'll change this once the creative juices come back. More news at the top of the hour.
retar... er, neobud
retar... er, neobud
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siara:
WAH! don't you hate it when that happens.. damn computers!
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galen:
Oh stop lying.....we all know Smitty writes the majority of yer comedy, neo.
~laffin~
~laffin~
Why is it so quiet? Let's quit pussy footin' around and get back to some fun chatter!
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galen:
<Homer's boss at the bowling alley> "Homer?...Did you just buff your head in the Shine-O Ball-O??"
galen:
And btw..... It goes beautifully with any kind of fish and baby carrots. I can't explain it, but it'll change yer life once ya try it.
I usta hate cottage cheese.
I usta hate cottage cheese.
I saw my dad in the hospital last night and he's doing well. He had part of his colon removed, actually his sigmoid to be exact. He started talking about his rectum, and I couldn't resisit but bust out the old standard "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" It went right over his head. Oh to have an iv to drip drugs to make you stupid!...
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galen:
Give um shit while ya can, neo, the colon heals nearly magically overnight My friend and he'll be up kickin yer ass (no pun) in no time.
I wish him well.
Tonight's swordfish on the grill, steamed baby carrots N cottage cheese i think...just so ya know.
I wish him well.
Tonight's swordfish on the grill, steamed baby carrots N cottage cheese i think...just so ya know.
hope you defended your title of 'naked chicken fighting'.. hehe .. hey I totally need an explaination on that one!!
so is my partner in crime back in town yet?? ..
..and have fun dancing around the fire.. um.. and be careful not to burn.. anything
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