Wednesday Sep 03, 2003

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Oooooo... went with my angels to Manny's last night. As usual, it just couldn't get any better. Had a kick ass bottle of wine with the ladies, and a big fat Sapphire martini... numm. I don't think I'll eat for the next couple of days now, still savoring.

tonguemiao!!
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nicolelee:
wait wait wait a minute here buddy...
when did the G turn into a Q?

and i wanna place in this circle of love... if its you&amazed and smitty&natas.. WHO THA FUCK DO I GET? (see, im still undersexed)

::just let me videotape, how's that??::
galen:
G to a Q?

Qalen?

Tuesday Sep 02, 2003

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I'm back! Smitty is back in SGTC! I blew hundreds of dollars on alcohol this weekend! My bowels have finally firmed up! My house is fucking clean! Why the fuck am I at work???

Dude, bachelor party up north went well. I got fucking crazy annialated both nights. Social skills for myself talking to women went right down the drain both nights. Had to play...
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nicolelee:
i have this picture in my head... of me and you going at it in a drinking contest. hitting it hardcore. two fisting with another in front of us on the table.

the scary part is... i bet it happens instinctively.

and i bet i win (but i wont remember the next morning).

n*
galen:
That's key, waking up with pennies stuck to your face and not remembering anything the next morning.

How do you do it, neo?

Dood, welcome back, dood!

Friday Aug 29, 2003

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Goin up to Breezy Point around 2 this afternoon. Should be a nice little weekend for golf, skiing and plenty of boozin'!

Sucka's

tonguemiao!!

8/29 Poo report: Loose and quick. Felt mucho relaxation.
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siara:
ewwww.. poo report... hehe.. confused
hope you had a good weekend!!.. sounds like fun, well the boozin part anyways..wink i have never played golf or skiied.. Sorry about all the questions.. but thanks for answering them!! .. You should open your own restaurant/bar.. that would be excellent!!.. fuck working for someone else for the rest of your life i reakon, i don't understand people that are content working until they retire... i am planning on making my millions early, retiring early and livin life!!.. biggrin
skull XX
annysia:
I didn't see you at the Commander Saturday night. I was a little to drunk to actually see a whole lot though. I went to the Elvis performance before the Commander blush It wasn't that bad...and the kids had fun.

Thursday Aug 28, 2003

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Got home. Didn't clean or do laundry. Mixed cocktail. Went Uptown. Went downtown. Went west (home). Mixed more cocktails. Got not nearly enough sleep. Woke up. Smoked. Pooped. Showered. Dressed. Put laundry in. Went to work. Looked up porn....

tonguemiao!!
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galen:
Gawd i hope you remembered to add the fabric softener.

Got the plans on that Government job, reduced um at Kinkos this morning and faxed um to my boys in Memphis. ~dusting my hands together in a "i'm done with that shit" manner~

Dood, you and pooptopia should hookup. That guy posts pooptalk all the time.

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nataskaput:
and you forgot to flush too, now you got mud sitting in your toilet, and ring around the bowl you gotta clean sucka

Wednesday Aug 27, 2003

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Tired. Want to go home. Must clean. Drink beer. Sleep.

tonguemiao!!
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nataskaput:
whine, whine, whine, you better check to make sure you ain't growing a vagina
er:
1. no
2. liar
3. i won!

Wednesday Aug 27, 2003

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Good shit last night. The only bad thing about it was that I was sleeping like a baby when my alarm went off... ahh, the joys of sleep I so rarely get to enjoy.

Ugh... folks are coming into town this morning. My dad's been on a tirad lately. This isn't unusual for him, but it's the one time I don't want to be around...
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suicidesmitty:
fagina.

thecowboy:
...yea sorry i missed ya...i suck...im gonna go beat myself up with a vegetable...

Monday Aug 25, 2003

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Natas idea for Tuesday night, he'll get me the directs and other info in the morning. Will post...

tuesday night B3 organ night, cocktails and whaling jazz ya down

tonguemiao!!
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nataskaput:
that ok if you gotta scoot early i got ddrug deals to arange toight, but i don't have to worry about that till later, but i proble don't want to hang around till bar close
beaky:
I'm always down for jazz...
What kind of jazz are you into??
I'm a Soulive, MMW.. kinda guy.. But also miles davis stuff..

Monday Aug 25, 2003

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I'm back... thank god. The good news, I had a threesome over the weekend in Montana. The bad news, it was a goat and a lamb. Got a little sticky to say the least. Talk about a back ass area I was in. I usually say these towns are living and dying in 3/4 time since they're so laid back and living in 1972. They're...
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nataskaput:
I know some traveling strippers that work that area, if Benny is up there, she is hot as hell, and moving sex.

tuesday night B3 organ night, cocktails and whaling jazz ya down
nataskaput:
i'm headed out to the fair right now, i'll tose on the IM and hammer out the details in the morning, it's in an odd spot in St. Paul and i know you have a hard time finding it

tose out and APB see if any body else want's drinks and jazz <

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Thursday Aug 21, 2003

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I'm outtie in a little bit. Have a good weekend, and feel free to raise a little hell in my journal.

PEACE!

tonguemiao!!
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beaky:
It looks like little hell isn't little no mo' we raised him well...

The ENd
suicidesmitty:
no justice, no peace!

Thursday Aug 21, 2003

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LAST DAY OF WORK... MOTHA FUCKA'S!!!

Okay, so I'm taking one fucking day off, big deal. Needless to say, I'm going to Fargo and Montana ( in the summer puke ) so I'm not the most thrilled to be going there for time away from the office. Oh well, I probably won't remember too much anyway. It's a wedding ... free booze. Ya'll know me, I'm...
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beaky:
but you'll never forget you went to FARGO!!!
xaqary:
yup. Start on Sat.

Wednesday Aug 20, 2003

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The show at Brave New Workshop last night was hilarious. Unfortunately the A/C in the main theatre could hardly keep up. Thank god we got rain, my lawn is dying. I had the largest zit I've ever had this morning. It was gross. I have to stay home and do laundry all night tonight because I'm going to Fargo tomorrow night before Montana.

tonguemiao!!

Hmmm... I'm...
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nataskaput:
nothing would suck more than a beat down from heywood
galen:
Dood, the Mini was rad. Din't test drive the supercharged one cuz about a week ago someone took it out on a test and crashed the sumbeeotch. They're in an "insurance dispute" now supposedly. Should have it back and ready to roll in a coupla weeks. Still, the NON-supercharged one goes from 0 to 60 in just over 8 seconds. That's dayyum lickety shit eh? Well, is for me anyway. I got all that speed outta my system between 16 and 24yrs. Oh i still have the ocassional flashback. All it takes is hearing Kasmir by Led Zep and i wake up in the ditch with the motor idling.

Totties Johnny, totties!

Tuesday Aug 19, 2003

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What up fools! Don't know why, but I'm happy as a pig in shit this mornin'.

Tonight is the final show my buddy is putting on at the Brave New Workshop entitled "Victoria's Secret Service". Saw it on Friday... good funny. It's free. Sadly enough, he cut the blow up doll from the show, and replaced it by appearing in a speedo. I don't get...
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thecowboy:
...who is peter?...anyways peter...get your shit together...im tired of comin out of this site feeling like i need to take a shower...make it rain asshole...
rxqueen:
Victoria's Secret Service!!!!
haha, thats priceless!

speedos should be outlawed
surreal
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