I'm feeling better now, much better. Watch out Minneapolis and St. Paul, because I'm gonna come back with a vengance this weekend! If you see a man taking abnormal shots of whatever over and over and over, and then pass out... wake up and take more shots over and over and over... that's me! Don't stop me, just let me go! I'm a fucking cowboy....
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Anti-biotic's doin' a knock out job already. Should be able to booze by weekend. Friday hopefully... no wait, tomorrow would be much cooler 
! On a sad note, I need a fucking plumbers snake to unclog the pipes from my basin attached to the washer. I took apart all the plumbing I could (Villa style), but couldn't find a significant "clog". The shit ain't draining....
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! On a sad note, I need a fucking plumbers snake to unclog the pipes from my basin attached to the washer. I took apart all the plumbing I could (Villa style), but couldn't find a significant "clog". The shit ain't draining.... Read More
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clara:
Ew!
*wants nothing to do with plumbing*
*wants nothing to do with plumbing*
er:
once again...whining
Just got back from the doctor, and my diagnosis is tonsillitis. Didn't know that you could get tonsillitis from eating pussy... who knew?
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nataskaput:
you just got Smitty's herpes,
check your ass too,
yup told ya
check your ass too,
yup told ya
galen:
Dinner and drinks out on a date that ends with her letting you eat her pussy. $85.95
Co-pay at the Doctor's office where you find out you have tonsillitis. #15.00
Posting that information to your journal and having the majority of your "friends" associate your new-found illness with eating a guy's ass?
Priceless.
Co-pay at the Doctor's office where you find out you have tonsillitis. #15.00
Posting that information to your journal and having the majority of your "friends" associate your new-found illness with eating a guy's ass?
Priceless.
Still sick... seeing doctor this afternoon, finally. 
Beginning to fear that Smitty might leave his wife and home to come rape my pretty young ass. Scared.
Beginning to fear that Smitty might leave his wife and home to come rape my pretty young ass. Scared.
suicidesmitty:
be afraid, be very afraid.
frankly, after the ether kicks in, the ass-rapeage will be secondary to what follows. I'm considering mailing each member of SGTC part of your body. CC Club gets your liver... galen gets your cock, since he's on your tip... I'm gonna keep your tight little asshole in a velvet pouch so i can caress it with my index finger whenever it suits my fancy.
it puts the lotion in the basket....
don't worry man, i go for hopeless drug addicts, not alcoholics. Alcoholism just aint sexy.
frankly, after the ether kicks in, the ass-rapeage will be secondary to what follows. I'm considering mailing each member of SGTC part of your body. CC Club gets your liver... galen gets your cock, since he's on your tip... I'm gonna keep your tight little asshole in a velvet pouch so i can caress it with my index finger whenever it suits my fancy.
it puts the lotion in the basket....
don't worry man, i go for hopeless drug addicts, not alcoholics. Alcoholism just aint sexy.
er:
wow that smitty
wow
eeesh
btw johnny you forgot "hairy". pretty young HAIRY ass.
wow
eeesh
btw johnny you forgot "hairy". pretty young HAIRY ass.
Blah... still feel like shit, but have made it into the office today. I hate to say it, but no smokey or drinky for Johnny all week. Must get better, sick of being sick.
One of my best friends is getting married on Saturday, so I have a all the usual bullshit to go through this week. Considering all of that three ring circus, it'll...
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One of my best friends is getting married on Saturday, so I have a all the usual bullshit to go through this week. Considering all of that three ring circus, it'll...
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galen:
I know what you need, bro.
A 3-way-hug with me and Smitty. Feel the mysogynistic love flow, let it go, slow and low that is the tempo.
Feel better, like an animal.
fag
A 3-way-hug with me and Smitty. Feel the mysogynistic love flow, let it go, slow and low that is the tempo.
Feel better, like an animal.
fag
suicidesmitty:
I sure do wish you boys were gals (or at least had a nice pair of bresteses), I've never had so many great offers. If my sex life doesn't improve, which of you's got the tighter ass?
Aargh! I'm sick... like an animal. I started coming down with something like the flu yesterday, and it's just got worse. I'm taking my first full sick day in years. I don't get sick, this is bullshit! How the fuck am I suppossed to drink when my throat is almost swollen shut?
er:
drink what you can; hot or cold...even ice pieces. DO NOT TALK. your cords are swollen, talking makes them worse, not better. whispering is way worse than talking. talking at a slightly higher pitch than normal (like a little bit like a girly voice) is healthier on your cords than talking normal. study this for a while, there will be a test later.
nataskaput:
damnit you pussy burn that shit away with some 151, haven't you learned anything from all you years of drink, there is an alochol for what ails ya, if me and drew gotta party with Nicci all by our selves we will, god she gonna be landing soon
Sorry to anyone that was scared I'd fallen off the wagon, but let me reassure you that I'm still driving. Admitantly, I may have been lying low to start this week off. Not to worry, I made love to a few New Castle's at the CC and a couple Warsteiner's at home afterward.
Keep hope alive... what ever that means.
Keep hope alive... what ever that means.
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nicolelee:
keep hope alive!
damn you! now i have to search through my CDs and find that one Crystal Method song... fawk.
see ya tomorrow, you drunk bastard.
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damn you! now i have to search through my CDs and find that one Crystal Method song... fawk.
see ya tomorrow, you drunk bastard.
n*
scoots:
mmmm the CC - luv that place
but neo - the wirth parkway was used years ago for dumping dead bodies - you need to pick somthing original to dispose of your service industry ladies.
but neo - the wirth parkway was used years ago for dumping dead bodies - you need to pick somthing original to dispose of your service industry ladies.
take my arm
take my leg
ah, baby... don't you take my head
aaaahh, well we all need
someone, we can bleed on
take my leg
ah, baby... don't you take my head
aaaahh, well we all need
someone, we can bleed on
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scoots:
neo - you are by far my fav SG member that i have not met - which is everyone - but im confused - you have not mentioned drinking on your journal for a few days - should i be concerned?
clara:
Pants down? No, it's rather chilly this evening.
Please don't touch my monkey... please don't.
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nataskaput:
i don't want anything to do with your one eye spitting monkey, unless Smitty is the handler
er:
why'd you take all the cute pictures down and leave the one goony one? i'm beginning to think you actually are that dude on the motorcycle
If you can't play nice, then you cannot play at all.
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elisabeth:
If you can't say anything nice, then sit right down next to me? Hahaha. I forget where that quote is from.
nicolelee:
so... you like pin stripes? how does this sell ya...
email check!
smoochie-noochies!
n*
email check!
smoochie-noochies!
n*
Goin' to Madison today... I might get drunk. Wish me luck!
Question O' The Weekend:
If you could bring back one historic person to get drunk with... who would it be, and what would you drink.
My answer: I'd bring back Mahatma Gandhi. We'd do shot's of tequila until the sun came up. He'd drink me under the table.
Question O' The Weekend:
If you could bring back one historic person to get drunk with... who would it be, and what would you drink.
My answer: I'd bring back Mahatma Gandhi. We'd do shot's of tequila until the sun came up. He'd drink me under the table.
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er:
um, yeah. did that mean your second wank of the day was going to be dedicated to me? otherwise, you're right, i don't get it. and i plan to have cocktail...but not the kind that involves alcohol.
anticipation is rampant right now, i think it's a matter of minutes before the guest arrives
anticipation is rampant right now, i think it's a matter of minutes before the guest arrives
disappearhere:
I would want to get drunk with muthafuckin' Charles Bukowski!!! Oh hot damn! We would drink so much Pabst and cheap whiskey and chain smoke and hit on all the young chicks and hold hands and he would maybe let me sit on his lap and...wait a minute...that started to get all weird.
Going to Madison tomorrow afternoon for a droonken bachelor party. No one will have to deal with me soon *sob*. I frankly have nothing to say today. Come to think of it, I usually say a lot about nothing. Poo.
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annysia:
another bachelor party?! hmmm, well, have fun!!
galen:
Doood, party doll-a-go-go, but watch the sapphire intake.
Makin it back Sunday fer football? I gotta open house all day at my place....so......i'm inviting myself over..
HAHAHA!... kidding
Fuckin keep in touch, bru.
Makin it back Sunday fer football? I gotta open house all day at my place....so......i'm inviting myself over..
HAHAHA!... kidding
Fuckin keep in touch, bru.
Save some fins, Johnny.
n*