Johnny not in a happy mood today. I was an hour late to work this morning, but considering I like to come in an hour early it's kind of like two hours late. Ugh, wtf. So the long and short of it is. For the second time in three weeks, my roomie has managed to get drunk and make a scene. And not make any...
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I think... which surprises me.
I bleed... which surprises me.
I breathe... which surprises me.
I watch... which surprises me.
I smell... which doesn't really surprise me because I forgot to take a shower this morning. Ooops! Oh well, so much for this rhymin'-simon stuff.
I bleed... which surprises me.
I breathe... which surprises me.
I watch... which surprises me.
I smell... which doesn't really surprise me because I forgot to take a shower this morning. Ooops! Oh well, so much for this rhymin'-simon stuff.
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clara:
What's that about dimples?
nicolelee:
hey-- is that MY air freshener you're all discussing? wtf? give credit where credit belongs, fOoL!
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Damn goodin' of a night last night at the Triple Rock! I behaved myself for once in my life. It's not too often I'm the "sober" guy in the group. Hey, there's always gotta be a first at some point in life. I'm a little tired, but that's nothing compared to the hangover I had last week 
!
Okay, someone drug me into this friendster...
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Okay, someone drug me into this friendster...
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violentlyhappy:
saftey in numbers friendster dude.
clara:
Friendster bores me. And it crashes a lot.
So... Tuesday. Pretty exciting, huh? So i'm workin' right now. How's that going for me you wonder? I'll let ya'll know at da' ba tonight! Promise, I'll be in control.
nataskaput:
once the snow flies i'll be at the roc roc roc, and we will see who is the next to puke, i'm going to bed
scoots:
ahh texas hold em - ive seen many fall to that disease.
lets see if you will be in top form tonight.
lets see if you will be in top form tonight.
I found a potential new vice... Texas Hold 'em at the Canterbury Card Club. I was there for over three hours last night, and could of kept playing except for the fact I'd already lost a nice little chunk of change. Hmmm... now when will I earn my money back from those hunyucks?
I'm the cock of the walk, baby!!!
I'm the cock of the walk, baby!!!
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violentlyhappy:
neo, that is classic! if only i had money to make money with.
see ya at the 3rock tomorrow.
see ya at the 3rock tomorrow.
nataskaput:
the only way to get yo money back is beat them at their own game, now go there and play until you make that money back
I feel sorry for those who don't drink. Because when they wake up in the morning... that's the best they're gonna feel all day.
FS
FS
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siara:
Such words of wisdom!! .. i like them!!! 
hehe
My clothing company is called 'beserk'.. I have got an old website if you want to have a look.. the address is http://www.gonebeserk.com .. it has all my old designs on it, but i am working on a new one at the moment with my new stuff.. its the first website i ever made.. so it is pretty bad.. but if you are interested it gives you an idea..!
Have a lurvely week!
XX 
hehe
My clothing company is called 'beserk'.. I have got an old website if you want to have a look.. the address is http://www.gonebeserk.com .. it has all my old designs on it, but i am working on a new one at the moment with my new stuff.. its the first website i ever made.. so it is pretty bad.. but if you are interested it gives you an idea..!
Have a lurvely week!
XX
er:
that's why i didn't ask you directly, dorko.
i have to tell you something, you'll be proud.
are you working on this lovely columbus day?
get on yahoo, you pud.
i have to tell you something, you'll be proud.
are you working on this lovely columbus day?
get on yahoo, you pud.
Hi, my name is Johnny. And I enjoy the following...
-baseball
-porno
-books about war
What turns your crank? (so to speak)
-baseball
-porno
-books about war
What turns your crank? (so to speak)
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crippledmike:
Asshole...
call me Sunday if'n you go to the park.
call me Sunday if'n you go to the park.
nicolelee:
i enjoy...
pretty flowers
long walks on the beach
and your head in a box displayed on my mantle.
love you Q.
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pretty flowers
long walks on the beach
and your head in a box displayed on my mantle.
love you Q.
n*
Dude, nothing in the world like sleeping for ten fucking hours! I can't remember the last time I actually could sleep that long. I think I was on some jet-lag from the weekend, and then I have the Tuesday night kicker to top it off. But I'm roarin' to go again!!! Watch out mothafucka's! holla
So tonight I have to roll out to EP for...
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blasfemme:
needy people suck! 
i love all yous guys!!! i am definitely happy with the new friends i've made off SG. i definitely didn't expect to but i am glad i did.
it should be a standard SGTC tuesday nite thang. well, minus the puking. you mean "AT" the bar???
i love all yous guys!!! i am definitely happy with the new friends i've made off SG. i definitely didn't expect to but i am glad i did.
it should be a standard SGTC tuesday nite thang. well, minus the puking. you mean "AT" the bar???
er:
i sound like a broken record with this but
godDAMN i love smitty
godDAMN i love smitty
Dude, I'm still half in the bag... this new look shit don't fucking fly!
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scoots:
you don't remember shit from last night?
we made out in the parking lot.
you tasted like vomit.
we made out in the parking lot.
you tasted like vomit.
siara:
Ok.. neoDRUNK...what have you been gettin up to??
Hey and whats this i read about not gettin laid at the wedding? all those horny single grrls looking for a man? fer sure you missed out there !!
hmmmm.. i agree. what is happening to SG?!? it is soo .. um .. different..
XX
Hey and whats this i read about not gettin laid at the wedding? all those horny single grrls looking for a man? fer sure you missed out there !!
hmmmm.. i agree. what is happening to SG?!? it is soo .. um .. different..
XX The new Outkast is tight... that's all I have to say today. Nothing exciting in this little guys life. Uneventful, so to speak. Might do rock, rock, rock tonight.
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violentlyhappy:
psssst - neo....there is a cinnimon flavored condom on your head in your profile pic.
dont mention it.
edited cause submitted by scoots -logged in as VH - damn i wish he would log out that bitch
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dont mention it.
edited cause submitted by scoots -logged in as VH - damn i wish he would log out that bitch
[Edited on Oct 07, 2003]
nataskaput:
my friend don't leave beer undrinken, that was one of the down falls that forced me to move back in with my parents, do you think i always drank this pricey snobby beer, nope when i was 20 we would rock through 4 cases of high life on a saturday night
Wedding was a damn gooden. I didn't fuck up walkin' the hottie (married) bridesmaid, and more importantly she didn't fuck it up for me. Well, this weekend I got back on the boozin' wagon again. As I expected of myself, I reclaimed the drivers seat. I even have an nice ass groove where I've sat for many a year. But on a sad note... I...
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scoots:
neo needs a mercy fuck.
they only time you find a hot bridesmaid at a wedding willing to have sex is when you bring a date - that is just a sign how fucked up weddings are.
they only time you find a hot bridesmaid at a wedding willing to have sex is when you bring a date - that is just a sign how fucked up weddings are.
nataskaput:
weddings are a great source of free drinks
Big day today. I'm only working about a half day today because I got to get all this weekend wedding shit put together. Hopefully, hopefully I'll be out by noon so I can run to Southdale to pick up my tux. And if that moronic biotch didn't measure my inseam right... she'll just have to do it again! I also have to get my gift...
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galen:
Wow, so much hostility-diddly.
Good luck on mixin anitibiotics with beer, neo. And good luck on the whole "gettin laid at the wedding" thing.
Don't forget ta trim!
Good luck on mixin anitibiotics with beer, neo. And good luck on the whole "gettin laid at the wedding" thing.
Don't forget ta trim!
nataskaput:
wedding are the perfect place to get laid, especialy if the reception is in the hotel they are staying at, all you gotta do is run up stairs to the room, that's the only thing i miss about DJing receptions, is the free drinks and booty
older woman checking in
is this the roommate you...you know...?