I'm at home.... alone. crazy, I know, but I'm willling to roll.
:moap:
:moap:Rollin' out to the Cabooze tonight. My favorite local band is playing tonight, The Big Wu. Haven't seen them in quite a long time, unfortunately they don't play too many Mpls dates anymore.
If you're interested... should be a damn good time!
If you're interested... should be a damn good time!
Hopefully will be in the office by 10 this morning.
Put in a solid hour behind my desk... probably surfing porn.
After an hour of nothing, just leave.
Elevenish, start all of my Christmas shopping.
Noon, meet roomie at Marshall Fields for big sale.
Purchase highly discounted gifts.
Get back to the GV hood and do laundry.
Poo...
Leave at five to my uncle's home...
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Put in a solid hour behind my desk... probably surfing porn.
After an hour of nothing, just leave.
Elevenish, start all of my Christmas shopping.
Noon, meet roomie at Marshall Fields for big sale.
Purchase highly discounted gifts.
Get back to the GV hood and do laundry.
Poo...
Leave at five to my uncle's home...
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violentlyhappy:
midnight mass? crazy kids! well every single bar was closed except for Williams... at least in uptown. we're going looking again tonight i'm sure.
nataskaput:
Hope you get the present you want
dick in yo booty
dick in yo booty
I seemingly have very loose stool today.
I have to do all of my Christmas shopping tonight.
I want to go home and sleep.
I need to get laid... now!
I better take care of the stool issue first.
I have to do all of my Christmas shopping tonight.
I want to go home and sleep.
I need to get laid... now!
I better take care of the stool issue first.
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violentlyhappy:
please update your journal i'm going to be 
souljerk:
Loose Stool..OOoooHhhh No!!!! you obliterated Mr. Hanky...
Let me now if you see him at the Mall though..
Let me now if you see him at the Mall though..
Whatever... it's behind me now.
Psycho Suzies is one hell a cool bar. Thank you, amazed, for the dirty low-down on that joint. That will mo-definitly be a place i'll return to.
Psycho Suzies is one hell a cool bar. Thank you, amazed, for the dirty low-down on that joint. That will mo-definitly be a place i'll return to.
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prs2000:
the funny thing is, i have known a couple of suzie's in my life that i would classify as psycho...
nicolelee:
hey-- it wasnt a "preference" phone call when i answered Smitty's and not yours...
i was out in a club and dancing, and i guess smitty just called when i actually felt the phone vibrating. i onno.
you sounded a little tipsy on the voicemail, though, johnny! get a little SLOSHED???
n*
i was out in a club and dancing, and i guess smitty just called when i actually felt the phone vibrating. i onno.
you sounded a little tipsy on the voicemail, though, johnny! get a little SLOSHED???
n*
pre-qual... I'm illiterate.
"Quo-day-taoa"?
"Quo-day-taoa"?
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blasfemme:
good lord, what a bust eh? thanks for coming out johnny. i always have fun with you and the "regs".
notice xaq's post was like at 1:30 am? i think we just got blown off. i mean, i spose i could give the benefit of the doubt but....broadsided? i think it was US who got broadsided.
to you and the boys for being solid.
notice xaq's post was like at 1:30 am? i think we just got blown off. i mean, i spose i could give the benefit of the doubt but....broadsided? i think it was US who got broadsided.
to you and the boys for being solid.
prs2000:
sounds like i wasn't the only one who didn't make it to the party. but at least i never said i could either. but that sucks. i was hoping to live vicariously through the photos of the whole event...
gettin' ready for my warmup for tomorrow night!
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prs2000:
no party for me 
but you'll get some guinness goodies from me someday. 
but you'll get some guinness goodies from me someday. 
Feelin' much better today. Finally had the owner of my company get a hold of the right person at Godzilla Bank. Phew... eight deals didn't think I was going to be able to close. Wasn't looking forward to the possibilty of making those phone calls, "I'm sorry, but I can't do your loan for you anymore... NO ONE CAN!" But luckily, I don't have to...
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escottie:
yuppie trash? it's a toss-up between the couch and its owner.
souljerk:
I have had my car loan through Well Fargo for like 2 tears now they dont seem to be all bad. but how can you fuck up a car loan? any whu good luck and enjoy that Guinness.
Feeling rather jaded all of a sudden...
Chumped?
Slighted?
Used?
Turned?
Lied?
Cheated?
WTF???
Chumped?
Slighted?
Used?
Turned?
Lied?
Cheated?
WTF???
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nebel:
no panda sweater?!?!?!
how about a sweat shirt?
or a tank top?!!?!?
maybe a bikini?
HOTTTT!
(sizzel)
how about a sweat shirt?
or a tank top?!!?!?
maybe a bikini?
HOTTTT!
(sizzel)
souljerk:
Is the corporate world getting you down..? Try Fucking their world up.
Find out what makes your boss tick and candidly fuck with him or, find out what your target market is and secretively fuck with them..
Hand out odd pamphlets about Jesus, or adult material pertaining to sex, like diseases, abstinence, abortion and just tell them you are doing a project for a night class you are taking. Co-workers are on the same playing field. When you are down make your self laugh. Do something ridicules and revel in the high.
When something is pissing you off just make it ridicules until it maters no more!!!
Break their hold on you and you well be triumphant!!!
Find out what makes your boss tick and candidly fuck with him or, find out what your target market is and secretively fuck with them..
Hand out odd pamphlets about Jesus, or adult material pertaining to sex, like diseases, abstinence, abortion and just tell them you are doing a project for a night class you are taking. Co-workers are on the same playing field. When you are down make your self laugh. Do something ridicules and revel in the high.
When something is pissing you off just make it ridicules until it maters no more!!!
Break their hold on you and you well be triumphant!!!Going out to eat at Palomino this evening. Mmm, mmm, mmm Palomino is good food! Unfortunately this also marks the time of year where I must give my assistant a raise. I hate giving raises. I'm like the Scrooge McDuck of parting with more money for people that work for me. I don't like to do it. Funny... loose wallet at the bar, but tight...
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scoots:
loose wallet at the bar?
i don't recall EVER seeing you buy a round.
so unclench your keester and give your ASSistant a raise!
and give me a RISE
i don't recall EVER seeing you buy a round.
so unclench your keester and give your ASSistant a raise!
and give me a RISE
galen:
Imagine you're your assistant, dood.
The breasts, the sniffly nose, everything. Car payments, rent, girly stuff to buy, clothes, booze. Same as us, bro. Company loyalty speaks volumes and motivates her to WANT to do well for you and for herself. It instills pride in her and what she does right down to the demeaning tasks you place upon her every day ~cough~ If she has to ask for a raise and then you give her one, it's too late, she'll resent you no matter what the amount. Give her one upfront half that amount and it'll be unexpected and make her feel that she deserves it. The raise decision and how you handle it right down to the detail can and often will affect the next 4 to 6 months werk she gives you.
Now, if you'll excuse me, the Victoria's Secret Fashion show is on.
The breasts, the sniffly nose, everything. Car payments, rent, girly stuff to buy, clothes, booze. Same as us, bro. Company loyalty speaks volumes and motivates her to WANT to do well for you and for herself. It instills pride in her and what she does right down to the demeaning tasks you place upon her every day ~cough~ If she has to ask for a raise and then you give her one, it's too late, she'll resent you no matter what the amount. Give her one upfront half that amount and it'll be unexpected and make her feel that she deserves it. The raise decision and how you handle it right down to the detail can and often will affect the next 4 to 6 months werk she gives you.
Now, if you'll excuse me, the Victoria's Secret Fashion show is on.
Okay, haven't had a fun day might be an understatement. It's been shit, and needless to say the people I've had to deal with. Trying to work and extract knowledge from the corporate conglomorate (sp?) is like trying to pull Roy from the jaws of a tiger... not a pretty sight. An unnamed large banking corporation based out of Minneapolis, is a pain in the...
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souljerk:
It's funny how a Company who you are supposed to trust takes so many liberties at fucking over any body in their sites. My person fuck you goes out to Twin Cities Federal (known to the common man as TCF) they are quite a nasty bunch.
Better luck in the future and for Christ sakes have a drink.
Better luck in the future and for Christ sakes have a drink.
annysia:
drink
Bah humbug!!!!
prs2000:
i love the holidays. but this year it doesn't really feel like christmas is only 10 days away. i haven't even started my shopping yet. but my kitchen is full of cookies, bars, etc...
souljerk:
I to feel the same way....
HAW...HAW...HAW
That is some funny shit. Every time ol Dave runs by the turf he just hides in the back kitchen like he is still some kind of important Rock Star... Dude has got to find some reality.
at first i was like, what's this newest witticism thought of by Da Drunk, and then i realized...hmmm...good thing you're not a pianist.
by the way, you realize i have your address now as well? he heh heh