neodrunk

neo if you seriously dont like the beastie boys there is something more wrong with you than the obvious..and get back sat. nite cause im havin my leavin town partay at suzies..you can come back you said and sat is the only nite smitty can play..it just has to happen this way for everyone to be able to go..im gonna call galen right now..let me know what you can do homie..kisses, drew.

that's quite the funky lil'rhyme you left on punkrocksim's journal. tee-hee. cute.

would that be "up nort" like good minnesotan talk?

Dean...Clark what ever eather one is better then Bush.

And vote you fucking ingrate... if people don't vote nothing well ever change, nothing well ever get better.

what smitty said - neopussy

"Don't get me wrong, love the DEVO version... but I'm on the Stones wagon. "

I highly doubt that you have ever seen the inside of any kind of wagon.

And there you go with the whole betting thingy again. I told you, you could just give me $400.00 bucks and I well be happy to call you a loser as many times as you please.

Q: Whom do you think well get the democratic "nod"?

Good luck!

Wow is it possable to ski and drink? I guess I had better ask Sonny Bonno.

Good luck you fucking dink

$400.00 in cards man come over and you can give me $400.00 bucks i WILL EVEN LET YOU WIN BACK HALF.

hey there johnny, nice to be home. it IS freezing. i got back just in time for the sub zero 2 weeks we always get in january. blah
let me know if you kids go out i'd like to hang out. no triple rock for me tonite either.
oh, and gambling is bad, very very bad.....

it HAS been a bender, huh?

AHHH man their just aint nothing better then after brake up sex, well there is but not right when ABS is starring you in the face.

Don't worry, I showered, and not I'm fresh smellin. Good girly smells.

poor neo... always tagged with the yuppie label. i'm going to be different and just call you queer.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

thanks for your thoughts.

If life has a "busting a Nut" warranty. let me know were to send the registration card?

I couldn't sleep at all last night, then the people nailing this morning, I was a very sad girl. I'll come to make sure your hot tub is in good working order and all soon. I know, its scary when someone as cool as me might not come back, but don't fear, I am addicted now, so I'll forever be here. I'm a lifer, or at least a I really have no life so I'll do this instead-er, ha ha. Talk at you later.

i'm a total insomniac. my best hours are between 8pm and 5am. too bad my work schedule is the complete opposite of that!

i have hot tub envy. even if it doesn't work. even a broken hot tub is better than no hot tub...

it sounds like it's fuck up if it's frozen, my nutz where sweating from the heat today

Ahhh.. The Porsche, well you be looking at the Porsche penis extender model, or the I only date girls with giant fake tittes convertible.

A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye.
It loudly announced, '$500 Porsche! New!'

The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but he said to himself, 'it's worth a shot.'

He went to the lady's house who was selling the Porsche and she led him into the garage.

Sure enough, there was an almost brand new Porsche.

'Wow!' the man said, 'Can I take it for a test drive?'

'Sure,' answered the lady.

Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly. When he got back to the lady's house, he asked her, 'Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?'

The lady then replied with a laugh, 'My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me, 'You can have the house and the furniture, but sell my Porsche and send me the money.''