neodrunk

I'm all fucked up... this way and that.



PS- Fuck you!!!!

Friday night, I have some friends playing up at The Fine Line, they're called Grayson. Always a damn good time, and the best part... are you ready... it's FREE!!! I doubt I'll stick around for the second band, a Van Morrison tribute, but I'll be there for Grayson. All you have to do for the free tickets is click on the link below and print...
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Please, don't fuck me rotten anymore... those days are over? Boy, am I glad I'm sane! Ya'll are crazy, not me.

Fuck me rotten!!! My racing still sucks this year. I figure I'm still timid from my accident last year, and have not been able to find my balls quite yet. They'll expose themselves one of these days.

I'm curious to know what this First Ave crowd is going to look like. No.... not you, ya pricks! I already know what ya'll look like (with the...
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IT'S FUCKING COLD OUT!!!!

And of course, being the asshole that I am, I have to race tonight. Not looking forward to hours upon end in the cold. Getting in some extra gates this evening before the race. Need more gates.

Today starts the busy middle of the week for me. The next few nights are going to be real humdingers... whatever that means?

Sorry... I'm behind the powercurve.

On a bender I went.
Spied three maidens in a tent.
Since they were three,
and we were two...
I bucked one,
and Timbucktoo.

I feel like I missed three days of my life.



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Mom is drunk again...

Good news... I'm not dead!

I was up at Benni's in St. Louis Park last night tying one on as I sometimes like to do. I guess, I was driven home literally five minutes before some bar fight broke out five feet from where I was sitting. One of the guys grabbed a pool ball and hit the other guy so hard he fucking died...
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I've got the Beatles song, "You've got to Hide Your Love Away" stuck in my head... but Tony Clifton is singing it?

Hiiii, rubes.

Skied mo better last night then the previous week. My racing is a work in progress, but can only improve, and it will! Next week should be awesome, I'm rollin' to the hill early to get some extra gates in. There is nothing better in racing then sneaking in some extra gates, especially when this is only your second season. Practice makes perfect....
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Things Johnny is thankful for...

Guinness
Bombay Saphire
Pussy
Guinness
Music
Lawyers
Guns
Money
Guinness
My ass
My cock
Felatio
Cunnilingus
Analingus
Guinness
Guinness
Guinness
Guinness
Guinness
Guinness
Guinness
Betty Ford?

Good times, good times. Too bad that band was making my head throb. Too much for me, call me neopussy if you must.

I'm not sure the last time I wanted to punch somebody, but last night I was damn close. I've only thrown one punch in my life and that was yeears ago. Keep your hands to yourself people, and don't cross the line....
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Have a good weekend, fuckers! I'm outtie to the great white north. Drew, my dog, I'll do my best to get back to the cities for Saturday evenings events. I'll let someone's shit know my dealio.